Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 201 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 782 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 454 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 504 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,421
My idea to fix the podcast: get one more person on who will actively antagonize and point of the contradictions and hypocrisy of this dipshits. I would very much enjoy watching two weak willed men shut down while somebody calls Anisa a liar multiple times. Didn't their fat Jew friend h3h3 do that with some lady he didn't like?
 
My idea to fix the podcast: get one more person on who will actively antagonize and point of the contradictions and hypocrisy of this dipshits. I would very much enjoy watching two weak willed men shut down while somebody calls Anisa a liar multiple times. Didn't their fat Jew friend h3h3 do that with some lady he didn't like?
They will never put themselves in a position where they have to confront their lies and contradictions. That’s why they can only work with weak beta men and women who kneel for them
 
Anisa talked about how normal it is for Canadians to just wander around at 2 am in random public places
I can't wait for the Casino to weigh in.
Ashton & Andy being Candaian themselves, and being able to debunk all of her iN CaNaDa horseshit is especially good.


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God only knows how to manage to sit through these eps.
 
  • Anisa’s Muslim grandfather said all animals are Muslim
  • Anisa’s dad said eating pigs was the same as eating humans because it takes the body just as long to break down the tissue
  • Anisa has a Muslim fun fact: eating sharks or any predators is haram
  • Now she’s backtracking saying you can eat shark it’s only eating land predators that is haram
This just reminds me of the same shamanistic assumptions made by jews with their rules on Kosher things. Similar to hindus. Meanwhile everyone else is enjoying beef, chicken, bacon, milk, etc. I'm not surprised Anisa makes such ridiculous assumptions if she was raised with these kinds of rules.

  • Anisa says Trump has a food phobia and only orders food from large chains because he thinks they’re less likely to poison him or risk a lawsuit. Ian says “what an awful brain he has” and anisa says “it’s cooked” while hyena cackling
Trump knows that the preservatives and processes that make a mcdonalds burger or a chic fil a sandwich lower his risk of foodborne illness as he travels around the country on a tight schedule. Meanwhile Ian literally has IBS and hasn't figured out what causes it exactly.
  • Anisa says judging from the pictures that have come out of JD Vance in high school she would have “been so mean to that fucker and that’s why he is the way he is”
Makes you think about how she treats her husband.
  • Anisa said JD Vance looks weak and Dane says he’d be easy to bully, anisa said he just looks like he’s asking to be bullied and Ian says to this day he’s weak
  • Anisa has predator brain, when she looks at JD Vance she sees him an easy snack if she’s having a bad day
  • They question why JD Vance has “changed his name so many times”. Anisa says it’s “probably because he’s going around doing so much illegal.. crap”
  • Anisa thinks JD Vance is a psyop to take out Trump by injecting as much cringe into Trump’s campaign so he’s secretly based
  • They figured out the shocking reason behind his name, it stands for “James David Vance”. Anisa responds with “ew”
  • They literally just made up he goes by several names, they can’t find any other names he goes by
  • Anisa said “there’s very few people who invoke that in me.. so, if it invokes it in me I can’t imagine what his existence is like” (holy shit the brain rot and projection of these idiots)
  • Ian said he would love to “take advantage of JD Vance” in boxing (this coming from the guy who is running from a fight from a 5’2 man)
  • Anisa says there is nothing wrong with JD Vance besides his vibe and he’s a human punching bag
  • They continue to cope that he’s weak unless he is undercover based
I'd love to see Anisa try to bully JD Vance.
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Vance's backstory is a lot like Pvt. Joker from Full Metal Jacket. I'd love to know how Anisa plans to bully a 39 year old marine in boxing when she is too much of a coward to fight in the ring. No I don't care if she thinks she has CTE. If she was really as into fighting as she says she would be like Tony Ferguson or BJ Penn and seek it out. She's worthless in a fight.
She really has that small dog energy. Yapping a lot and then running.
  • Ian used to be obsessed with trains and hung around train tracks so much police had to intervene, see what he was up to because he was so young and tell him to go home
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  • Anisa said she had a huge culture shock in California when she was 21 at a league convention. She went out to eat and they were standing outside talking for “not even two minutes” and a cop said they couldn’t be loitering. She claims in America you can’t exist and they want to keep people moving (??)
I like how Anisa takes one moment and then creates a "rule" out of it. "This happened so it must always happen".
  • Dane says the only thing that prevented the cops from escalating things when they asked his friend group what they were up to was that they would just be chill so nothing happened
If only every "ACAB" person took this advice.
  • Ian and anisa agree Americans call the cops for everything because Americans think that cops stop problems (??)
So far every instance I've seen about people complaining about cops, its the civilian not knowing they're doing something they're not supposed to and complaining about it.
Underage drinking, trespassing, disturbing the peace. Anisa and Ian feel like they shouldn't be inconvenienced by police because they want to act like they live in a high trust society while they complain about the neighborhoods they're in being unsafe...mostly because of a lack of prosecution of criminals.
So you get a nice little recap of how liberals think here. They personally think they should be able to do whatever without criticism unless its something that could be seen as socially "unacceptable", and so should everyone else because they believe that everyone else is either like them, or is a karen right winger type who wants to stop them from doing "normal" things.
 
Anisa's husband has always had a tendency to make spongebob references in videos, attempting to add lulz and trying to relate to the hip youtube audience, blissfully unaware of how dated and cringe that might be, but the Barnacle Boy gag he tried here in reference to the Cart Narcs magnets flopped hard. Move on from the tired ass spongebob jokes that hardly make sense.View attachment 5656552

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Responding to my 4 month old observation because it's still relevant to every fucking podcast. That Dane voicemail bit was physically painful, it's like something a special ed teacher would come up with on the fly to engage the students and try to teach them colors. Leave these tired ass spongebob references in the grave where they belong man
 
Dane says when he was younger he and friends would drive around with no destination or hang out in fields and every once in a while a cop would just say “hey what are you doing” and anisa interrupts with “but that’s so creepy!!!” and Dane agrees
What is so "creepy" about an officer doing his job, Anisa? Someone probably called him because they were afraid a group of young punks they had never seen before may be doing something illegal, which is a perfectly reasonable assumption. Anisa really does have an extremely childish and nonsensical view of the world, where criminals are simply misunderstood and police are just playground bullies. It's this exact type of dumbass logic that leads to niggers committing crimes and getting off scott free.
 
I came across Anisa's WikiTubia article, and I thought it was entertaining how the retard(s) who wrote the article seem to believe every lie Anisa has ever told about herself. Also, the photo they used for her looks awful. Bitch looks like Hasan trooning out.
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That's how WikiTubia works. If the mods think you are prone to be hated by le nazis, they brigade your article and take you at your word and sometimes not even that. Some articles are protected enough you can't edit them without getting a ban.
 
What is so "creepy" about an officer doing his job, Anisa? Someone probably called him because they were afraid a group of young punks they had never seen before may be doing something illegal, which is a perfectly reasonable assumption. Anisa really does have an extremely childish and nonsensical view of the world, where criminals are simply misunderstood and police are just playground bullies. It's this exact type of dumbass logic that leads to niggers committing crimes and getting off scott free.
"Creepy" is like "Shitty person" or "weirdo" where Anisa and Ian are too cowardly to outright say they don't like someone so they use gay passive aggressive words to insult them.
 
Their obsession with SpongeBob shows how much they have grown up and matured their humour. So much better than Ian's old content. /sneed

They reference that series an awful lot. It's in Ian's thumbnails, I think he also talked about barnacles (comparison to magnets in cart narcs I believe?) and most likely also short scenes in his videos.

I know Ian suffers from arrested development where he only feels joy when he remembers cartoons from his childhood, but it's also anisa trying to explain a feeeeeeliiing by describing a scene from that cartoon (little SpongeBobs frantically running around in his own head when he's panicking). And now Dane is also singing about SpongeBob.

It's just weird to watch.
 
Off topic but can anyone Identify this jacket? I kind of dig it...

Also, part of the reason she freaks out when she is alone is because she has no friends. I mean sure, she has superficial hanger-ons who comment on her crap because they're that clout-starved but those are not friends. They're psychophants. This is also why she won't leave Ian... That's also why the only enthusiastic mod she had in her chat was her mother . She has nobody else
Absolutely. And like with 99% of things going wrong in her life, it is her own fault. She's the kind of person to trauma dump, overshare and never listen what anyone else has to say in a conversation as soon as she finds someone dumb enough to talk to her. I've met these kind of people before, you met these kind of people before, it's completely insufferable and a waste of time to entertain their bullshit. I am sure she does not realize that she is the problem, self-reflection requires a modicum of intellect.
They're psychophants
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Anisa pivots that she was jealous her dad wouldn’t let her participate in Christmas chorus to what she’s still calling “ding fries are done” carol because she’s of course, Muslim, and asks Christians passive aggressively to tell her the name of the carol
I call bullshit. They are lebbos, lebanese learned to coexist with christians forever ago, it's the only country in ME who does that and it's completely common for muslims in the country to partake in christian holidays/festivities and vice versa. I got a good friend who came over when one of the wars in the 80's was happening and he told me how they, strict muslims, had a Christmas tree up every year, ornaments and all that, when growing up in Beirut. I know this is only anecdotal evidence but from despite what she says, her upbringing as a muslim sounds fairly liberal and i don't peg her father as someone who is from one of the ultra-islamic shitholes in the mountains, he studied law and that implies to me that he's a city boy, mountain folk grow up to be farmers and mechanics.

Has Anisa ever said from where in Lebanon she/her father is?
 
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Anisa says she has high self esteem navigating the world
Biggest lie that ever left her lying, cunt mouth.
This just reminds me of the same shamanistic assumptions made by jews with their rules on Kosher things
Because the koran is nothing but adapted/stolen stuff from the Bible and torah, they just took Kashrut from the jews and put it in their book. I'm with Jesus here, it's not the shit you put in your mouth that matters, it's the shit that comes out of it. Read theories about how the food laws had to do with food-borne illnes in pre-frigeration times and while it makes sense, why doesn't the Bible teach/christians adhere to any? The "no meat on Friday" stuff was invented much, much later by the catholic church and has no basis in the Bible.
 
Their obsession with SpongeBob shows how much they have grown up and matured their humour. So much better than Ian's old content. /sneed

They reference that series an awful lot. It's in Ian's thumbnails, I think he also talked about barnacles (comparison to magnets in cart narcs I believe?) and most likely also short scenes in his videos.

I know Ian suffers from arrested development where he only feels joy when he remembers cartoons from his childhood, but it's also anisa trying to explain a feeeeeeliiing by describing a scene from that cartoon (little SpongeBobs frantically running around in his own head when he's panicking). And now Dane is also singing about SpongeBob.

It's just weird to watch.
As someone who grew up with Spongebob and has nostalgia for it, all of their "jokes" come across as incredibly forced and lazy. It's all Moviebob-tier shit where they think referencing something popular is clever and a substitute for actual jokes.
 
Glitch Poachers, who a year ago made multiple videos attempting to analyze and understand Idubbbz and Anisa's actions, has returned to the subject with an hour and a half long video on the idiocy the two have stepped into since the last time he focused on them.

His criticism of the OnlyFans video was 100% correct. Ian has completely lost the ability to handle any sort of criticism and that video was the start of it. Pure seething over 1 like tweets
 
About where is she anyway?
I'm thinking 80-85 range. Ain't no way she's even close to 100.
She doesn't have any visible mental retardation physiognomy. The developmentally disabled people I've known at various stages in my life have all had something 'off' about them and while yes, Anisa does have a beautiful pear shaped head she doesn't have that 'look'. I'd say she's as low on the IQ range as is possible before you have a legitimate disability, aside from her personality disorder. She's a pear, not a potato. Plus downies are usually much, much nicer and generally cheerful unless you provoke their tard strength or you meet someone on the low functioning end, which Anisa is too much of a cunt to be.
 
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