US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[CaddestSlown]

"On the eve of my 8th birthday-"

Oh god oh fuck no NO NO NO! Ashley! Run!

 

[John Badman]

Joe Biden is the OG girl dad confirmed.

 

[mlanguishi]

Have they said a single thing about policy all night? Either Joe's or hers? At all? This is bizarre. I guess abortion for all?

 

[spinal gas chamber]

GODDAMNIT where the fuck is the corpse in chief

 

[Puff]

Why are they parading the Bidens out? He's not fucking running.

 

[Wendell Stamps DoL]

You know if I was the first lady and everyone in the country thought I was a narcissistic megalomaniac who forced her husband to run for an office he wasn't medically fit for, the last song I would walk out to any event to would be Praise You.

 

[John Badman]

Why are they parading the Bidens out? He's not fucking running.

They’re about to ceremoniously sacrifice them to the Palestinians outside. They’re running it late so the media doesn’t see the coup.

 

[Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu]

“Joe Biden, my dad is the OG Girl dad” says the girl that was molested by her day

OMG the audacity she’s talking about watching her dad draft the violence against women act.

Ebola Brain.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Oh my god. It just came to me.
This bitch looks like Lainey Molnar

Spoiler: Lainey ball

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

This really pisses in my cereal. I can't stay up much longer.

WHERE'S PAPA JUPITER?

 

[Harvey Danger]

This doesn't sit as well as Trump's granddaughter talking about golf and sneaking candy.

 

[Alter Ego]

https://x.com/FischerKing64/status/1825700471681724741

 

[Betonhaus]

Have they said a single thing about policy all night? Either Joe's or hers? At all? This is bizarre. I guess abortion for all?

Their policy is

1. Trump bad
2. Abortion good

 

[Puff]

This doesn't sit as well as Trump's granddaughter talking about golf and sneaking candy.

Is it because of the showers with dad, possibly?

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I guess Dr Jill wants to milk her last moments in the spotlight to the fullest extent possible.

Get off the fucking stage you shrivelled up prune thing we only care about watching your husband make a fool of himself on national TV again!

 

[CaddestSlown]

Listen, I know you can't get Hunter to speak because he's a fucking drug addled mess and an actual traitor to the nation, but listening to Ashley speak, with the framing of knowing what happened to her, I think maybe we should have gotten Hunter to speak instead.

"Making sure everyone got their fair shot." - Joe Biden

"Helping incarcerated women overcome their trauma."

I can't even make a comment about how it's hypocritical that women should get a fair shot and aren't demonized for felonies by the Democrats, there's a giant elephant in the fucking room, the incesty molestation one.

 

[Screamer_2]

What is wrong with Kamala's face? Did she wash it in hot water and it shrank?

She reminds me of the insect wearing human skin from Men in Black. Then I looked it up and that looks less like a bug wearing human skin than Kamala.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

Have they said a single thing about policy all night? Either Joe's or hers? At all? This is bizarre. I guess abortion for all?

aoc said harris is good for retirees who have to work because their retirement sucks

 

[John Badman]

JOE BIDEN. Oh god she had to guide him to the stage.

 

[mlanguishi]

aoc said harris is good for retirees who have to work because their retirement sucks

Fucking hell.