Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ralph Barnhardt]

WTF is wrong with that shower? The only comparable thing I can think of is a pic of a kitchen sink I saw as an example of abandoned mine drainage polluting well water

No water softener so he's got hard, well water and has never cleaned that shower ever.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

No water softener so he's got hard, well water and has never cleaned that shower ever.

Water is the only hard thing he has.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Someone has been mad
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According to Aaron Balldo tards out and Larsons himself in the head when he gets angry. I guess he punches walls and doors too.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

According to Aaron Balldo tards out and Larsons himself in the head when he gets angry. I guess he punches walls and doors too.

Aaron also said Nick punched a hole in his bathroom wall (the current house) after losing the appeal to Monte. Remember, the bathroom is where they usually do blow.
Edit: after he lost something, I guess the Monte loss was the coke stream.

 

[Lian Xing]

Darryl Brooks ford explorer

It was a 2010 Ford Escape.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

What if i take a transatlantic flight and slip an audio recording device under my foreskin? Americans will never expect the secret foreskin pocket.

 

[2020chan]

Someone has been mad
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Alright guys, hear me out.
This is the perfect house for BossmanJack. It comes with pre-punched doors and torn up chairs, local druggies, everything the Bossman needs.

I say we crowdfund the ultimate juice and get Bossman his own luxury crack shack right next door to Rekieta.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

Alright guys, hear me out.
This is the perfect house for BossmanJack. It comes with pre-punched doors and torn up chairs, local druggies, everything the Bossman needs.

I say we crowdfund the ultimate juice and get Bossman his own luxury crack shack right next door to Rekieta.

I wouldn't want to inflict a closeted skellyman drug dealer that is constantly trying to fuck him on the Bossman.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Looking at Rackets lot, it's surprisingly wooded compared to what I was expecting. I assume MN gets some similar snow at that latitude. I hear North Dakota gets colder rather than snowed on so I'm guessing MN is somewhere in the middle.

MN once you get far enough from the lakes is basically east dakota, and it gets cold as fuck

it was all forested until they treeraped everything and removed it

 

[Gorbus]

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what the FUCK

Did a fucking bottle of iodine overheat and blow up in there? Or did they boost the saturation on the photos and that is really brown-yellow shower scum cause nobody has cleaned it in 10 years?

 

[Procrastinhater]

That's the setup we had when I lived out in illinois. If that is the case, yes his water situation is FUBAR, and water softener only makes it tolerable, not actually good. He needs to clean his shower more often.

He should have put a pre treater and RO system in. Its what we have on ours and the water quality it puts out is great. Without the filter it would be fucking grimy. If he's drawing from a well just an RO alone won't cut it it'll get clogged so often it makes it a pain in the ass, but with pre treatment and the reverse osmosis system the water would be fine. You might need a pressure booster because the RO lowers your pressure and wells dont always have the best pressure to begin with, but once its all set up its worth the hassle.
We put a UV system in upstream that gets rid of microorganisms that get missed by the other stuff.
Whole house RO systems can be pricey, but worth it if your water quality isn't good.
Better than trying to wash in (and drink and piss) unfiltered rust.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

They took the pictures a week ago apparently
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Spends the money on the Culligan Man then clearly neglects to refill the salt in his softener on a monthly basis, leading to various rust-colored puddles. Probably isn’t getting the yearly maintenance. What the fuck, Balldo. I know well water is a pain in the ass but you gotta keep up with it.

The water is hard but the man is soft. It’s sad to see.

Looks like Balldo was projecting with those pussy liquor claims.

Liquor is distilled. What you’re talking about is fermentation. I think it’s a positive indicator, though. She’s taking care of herself. You know Nick isn’t following manufacturer-recommended cleaning procedures with the Balldo. Probably sits on the nightstand in a puddle of sticky booze, lubricant, and various human fluids. She might not have the good sense to say no, but at least she’s mitigating the damage. If I were Fapcop I’d be cautiously optimistic. When you show up with champagne and flowers bring some cranberry juice, too.

 

[Festivus]

I never saw Ralph before he was a pillclown, I don't know what his audience was like when he was an e-journo married to a jeeta doctor and not a guy who gets fucked up and yells on the internet, but I assume they respected him for covering early gamergate/culture war stuff. I know he tried to play tradcath during his brief moments of daily sobriety while he was latched onto Fuentes.

Before his online presence Ralph was an Obama voter with a black boyfriend and when his bf died he became terminally online. He groomed Nora and had her run his site while he was in jail, during which he presented himself as a Libertarian Conservative. Ralph used GamerGate to launch his career and just mirrored talking points of guys like Sargon/Jim while Zidan and Gator kept the show running. He would lean into Libertarianism and/or Conservatism depending on what best suited his current interests. Ralph has repeated, and will continue to repeat, his cycle of being a political chameleon to establish connections before ultimately burning the bridge. Even in his most Conservative GamerGate days Ralph was not a religious man and that's what made the Fuentes arc so predictable because Ralph has only ever seen Christianity as a tool to manipulate people within the Conservative marketplace of ideas.

OT: Interested to see where Ralph actually stays in Minnesota

 

[Seymour Duncan]

I just noticed this
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from elvisduran.iheart.com:
"A pineapple that is placed on your porch or mailbox by swingers lets everyone know that there is a swinger party going on. A pineapple that is turned upside down is when there is someone looking for a swinger party."

The sheer amount of pineapple decor almost feels like a shitpost to "bamboozle the haters".

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

What if i take a transatlantic flight and slip an audio recording device under my foreskin? Americans will never expect the secret foreskin pocket.

Nah, Wednesdays are penis inspection days at the court house and Nick already has them on edge because the Balldo he wears at all times.

 

[WelperHelper99]

He should have put a pre treater and RO system in. Its we have on ours and the water quality is great. Without the filter it would be fucking grimy. If he's drawing from a well just an RO alone won't cut it it'll get clogged so often it makes it a pain in the ass but with pre treatment and the reverse osmosis system the water would be fine. You might need a pressure booster because the RO lowers your pressure and wells dont always have the best pressure to begin with, but once its all set up its worth the hassle. Better than trying to drink unfiltered rust.

Nick probably doesn't care though because it's the secondary house. It really doesn't affect him enough to go above the bare minimum.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Kurt is live going through Nick's motion and just openly laughing his ass off and mocking it. He's very amused with how dumb it is. This is where you got, Rekieta. Fucking Kurt is owning you.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

The sheer amount of pineapple decor almost feels like a shitpost to "bamboozle the haters".

NickR is so vindictive that I believe he will spend time and money to "own" the haters.

 

[Vibralldo]

The sheer amount of pineapple decor almost feels like a shitpost to "bamboozle the haters".

"Sure, I put pineapples everywhere and let strangers fuck my wife, but I never explicitly used the word swinger, so I'm not one. Checkmate again, kiwibros!"

 

[Gorbus]

What's wrong with swingers? Why is all their signalling so chintzy and lame? It's like a Jimmy Buffet themed sexual practice.