Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cimmerian Kang]

What's wrong with swingers? Why is all their signalling so chintzy and lame? It's like a Jimmy Buffet themed sexual practice.

The aging Parrot Head/swinger Venn diagram has a lot of overlap.

 

[BigUUUU]

Alright guys, hear me out.
This is the perfect house for BossmanJack. It comes with pre-punched doors and torn up chairs, local druggies, everything the Bossman needs.

I say we crowdfund the ultimate juice and get Bossman his own luxury crack shack right next door to Rekieta.

He’ll resell the house for juice and move back in with his parents so fast you’ll go cross eyed. You think Bossmans gonna give up the comforts of Moms microwave?

 

[Fortyone]

Every really rich, powerful person's house I have ever been in has weird occult tribal shit in it. Totems of sacrificing your kids to dark gods for success. Take that for what you will.

I've also noticed this, usually African tribal or Asian shit. In Nick's case it's bad paintings from the internet and overpriced booze.

 

[Shig O'nella]

What's wrong with swingers? Why is all their signalling so chintzy and lame?

The whole scene picked up steam in the 60s and 70s, so it uses that era's decor and signals.

 

[TexOffender]

Kurt going over it.

 

[Fortyone]

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what the FUCK

This looks to me like dirty clothes, garbage, and god knows what was left to sit in that shower for years and rot and after they shoveled it all into a dumpster then tried to clean it. it indicates a certain level of neglect that might be provided by 2 drug addicted losers who can't even feed their own kids.

I can only Imagine the smell of what it used to be like in there pre-cleanup.

 

[LiquidKid]

So do we think the prosecution will ask for more time due to the insanely late filing, or do we think they’re gonna do what Sean said and laugh it off and continue with the hearing?

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

I've also noticed this, usually African tribal or Asian shit. In Nick's case it's bad paintings from the internet and overpriced booze.

I was in the Southwest so I would usually see Aztec Huitzilopochtli shit, but weird African stuff was also pretty common.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Kurt is live going through Nick's motion and just openly laughing his ass off and mocking it. He's very amused with how dumb it is. This is where you got, Rekieta. Fucking Kurt is owning you.

Kurt is now proudly a DSP vassal after DSP effortlessly explained the Denny’s joke like Alexander cutting the Gordian Knot.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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what the FUCK

I've seen this snuff film on liveleak

 

[Baldos Revenge]

I am once again praying for him to get maximum sentence.

 

[Jex]

 

[Oxyjen]

The sheer amount of pineapple decor almost feels like a shitpost to "bamboozle the haters".

Yeah there is something a bit “throwing chum in the water” about all this, as much as I love to see it.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

This looks to me like dirty clothes, garbage, and god knows what was left to sit in that shower for years and rot and after they shoveled it all into a dumpster then tried to clean it

The funny thing is, that shower chair is made of really hard plastic (I have that exact same model) and I can't even imagine how it got to be permanently stained like that. You'd think that would be the easiest thing in the world to clean and keep clean, because it is literally designed and crafted to be easily cleaned and kept clean. Nick and Kayla must not have any normal grown-up abilities at all.

 

[Gorbus]

The whole scene picked up steam in the 60s and 70s, so it uses that era's decor and signals.

At least when the gays get into depravity they go the whole nine yards with the hellraiser shit. Swingers seem to just wanna attend a horrible BBQ for the rest of eternity where everyone's leathery wives get plowed in the poolhouse. Blurry pineapple tattoos under sun-destroyed skin as far as the eye can see.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The Jalisco New Generation are doing fat transplants now...from our pig, to Ukranian models asses...the horror...

CJNG are further south. Tijuana is, appropriately enough, Cartel de Tijuana's territory, or CAF (Cartel del Areliano-Felix).
Not that it would matter to anyone that they caught hold of. CJNG and Los Zetas might be the worst, but its all a matter of degrees

 

[UCantCCPMe]

At least when the gays get into depravity they go the whole nine yards with the hellraiser shit. Swingers seem to just wanna attend a horrible BBQ for the rest of eternity where everyone's leathery wives get plowed in the poolhouse. Blurry pineapple tattoos under sun-destroyed skin as far as the eye can see.

This is the difference between Porn World and reality. In Porn World, all the women are dime pieces with curves in all the right places and the guys are ripped pack studs. They perform sex positions that you need 5 years of yoga to pull off. In reality, it looks like a bunch of alligators are fighting over the last deer carcass.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The iron stain doesn't bother me, its the chair.

Guess Nick had April on a shoestring budget to clean and "stage" the house.

Valid concerns but I have distant relatives that I visited in the past few years in Michigan's upper peninsula and the house prices for True & Honest houses are shockingly low(including theirs). Mainly because there are absolutely no modern jobs out there and the snow they get in the winter is shockingly bad for the continental US. It's a real consideration for someone who works out of the home though and doesn't mind the remoteness or being surrounded by Finnish transplants. Also a weird perk is a lot of those homes have saunas built in, a cultural throwback to their European roots.

Looking at Rackets lot, it's surprisingly wooded compared to what I was expecting. I assume MN gets some similar snow at that latitude. I hear North Dakota gets colder rather than snowed on so I'm guessing MN is somewhere in the middle.

This is from 2008, but MN is about 1/3 forested (16.3 acres, down from 31.x when settled). Here's a hi-res view of tree cover.


MN is #11 for snowfall. And tied for #4 for coldest in 2023.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Ralph can stay with April at the old house.

So April pregnant with RagePig spawn saga when? Because impregnating stupid women is the one thing Ralph is succesful at in life.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Aaron also said Nick punched a hole in his bathroom wall (the current house) after losing the appeal to Monte. Remember, the bathroom is where they usually do blow.
Edit: after he lost something, I guess the Monte loss was the coke stream.

The hole in the wall was apparently after the Scandinavian incel prudes told him he was no longer welcome to teach Sunday school. Why they told a tweaked out, coke brained moron who resents his own kids (let alone everyone else's), and whose views on Christianity could most charitably be described as completely fucking wrong, that he wasn't allowed to teach anymore is truly a mystery.