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Once again Ethan Ralph proves that he will dance to the Kiwi Farms tune with very little prompting
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Drama Trauma
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He is very determined to get that wedgie from one of the Kiwifarm Agents.
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One of our operatives has made visual contact with the target and has confirmed he's short and fat
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This is a perfect time for a side trip to visit cancer daddy. Do it Ralph!
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It’s not a side trip at all. Iirc it’s almost on the way. He’s be entirely bitchmade NOT to do it!
There's no way he could do that and make it to the court in time for the hearing. Piggy can only go so fast on those little trotters.
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By the color on the wings, that is a picture of an Alaska Airlines flight. It had to have come into Minneapolis from either Seattle or Portland. There are codeshares flying in from other locations, but I don't think they would be in Alaska Airlines colors.
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Kinocopter posted about Ralph's journey and has been trolling him hard. This supposition is as good as any, still shocked that he managed to apparently get to MN.
Edit to add: the most difficult part after crossing the border illegally, is getting from MSP to Willmar/Spicer.
Edit to add: the most difficult part after crossing the border illegally, is getting from MSP to Willmar/Spicer.
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holy shit you're right - alaska flies a bunch from SAN to MSP but they all go through SEA or other places
https://www.alaskaair.com/schedule/submit - based on this and an arrival time of midnight or later, he was probably on the 11:59 arrival one - if I'm right, that would be a 737-900 (Winglets) https://www.alaskaair.com/content/travel-info/our-aircraft/737-900
imagine being so bitchmade you can't take a direct, hell, sun country flies it for about $250 ( I assume sun country, being a budget airline, cannot handle the unmeasured girth of the gunt and he needs something with a heavy lift setup)
A short jaunt up the coast (I'm sure daxipad would give you a ride, right ralph?) would get you to LAX, the biggest airport on the west coast, and there are tons of nonstops to MSP; you could even fly standby on delta for pennies, probably
so made like a bitch
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So he flew to Mexico to go to Tijuana to cross the border and hoped on a flight up to the PNW to fly to Minnesota? How does he fuck up his trips more than Andy making it to Tennessee?
I took a simpler path and just drove to Minnesota. This morning I climbed a fire tower to watch the sunrise and eat breakfast. Breathtaking scenery even with the clouds. Glad I took this trip, going to be doing some canoeing later in the day. Too bad Rekieta’s hearing wasn’t in later fall, the view wouldve been more amazing.
I took a simpler path and just drove to Minnesota. This morning I climbed a fire tower to watch the sunrise and eat breakfast. Breathtaking scenery even with the clouds. Glad I took this trip, going to be doing some canoeing later in the day. Too bad Rekieta’s hearing wasn’t in later fall, the view wouldve been more amazing.
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he's reading this and yes it is a very fine hat but pales in comparison to both the cowboy hat and the little yellow hat.Hey Ralph, if you are reading this: Nice hat
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From the travel details, I would guess that Ralph is also sleeping in the airports along the way. That is why he is taking so long to get there.
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Yes, he's poor and he didn't have to house an escort for this trip. Why waste money on a bed and hot shower, he'll still look like he was working in a sand quarry with all of that dandruff regardless.
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I think there are Sonichu magical rules that prevent that from happening before the battle of Jim's driveway.
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Ralph, since I know you’re reading this, I just had to break my lurking streak to let you know that I would feel so owned as a member of the Broke-Dick Farms if you live streamed a wrasslin’ promo in Jim’s driveway on your way to the courthouse. It would be the perfect chance to show off that street-legal knife you’ve been going on about! Man, what a Ralphamale victory that would be, I don’t think I’d ever recover from that one.
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Yeah, and the Battle of Jim's Driveway won't happen until the end times. I think it's detailed in the Book of Revelation. Some point after the four horsemen.