Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Drip Torch]

You guys can't see it but there's a few fresh furry accounts getting filtered in this very thread responding to messages saying to die or kill yourself.

Im low key disappointed, NGL. Seeing furries come apart brings me great joy.

 

[Staffy]

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So uh, yeah, this is really annoying. It happens whenever I try to join through clearnet (doesnt help that Avast's alert system always gives me a mini heart attack) but Im using Tor atm. When can we expect this will fuck off? I legit dont care about the furries, have fun or whatever but I just want to browse the farms in peace without Avast jumpscaring me and cutting the connection.

>using avast
This is niggo antivirus. You don't need this shit in your pc.

 

[Fuckshitballs185]

Shut up! You are pathetic!

45 year old boomer furry attempting to cope with the inhuman experience that is KiwiFarms

 

[MontyPythonsHolyTail]

Well, I reported you. Hope it ends. Unless if you fix this mess, You’re getting banned from twitter.

 

[Prof Loco Strikes Back]

Ok last thing I'll post


Hacker posted this
Not related to the shit but still wholesome, can also be a good eyebleach
Edit: here's some archives of the two tweets related to this image (Archive A, Archive B) forgot to add them.

 

[Another Random]

bad ending: josh and his website becomes overwhelmed by refugees, the new kiwi affinity farms is born and millions must goon to furry porn.

Fuck no, put them in a containment zone and force them in their own hole instead.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

Well, I reported you. Hope it ends. Unless if you fix this mess, You’re getting banned from twitter.

Found the furfag

Yiff to the loo my darling.

 

[Schpoots]

These leaks are pretty boring so far. I hope you're not risking time in prison for haxoring just to expose that a guy with a fetish for fat porn is talking about fat porn.

 

[Lammy]

Well, I reported you. Hope it ends. Unless if you fix this mess, You’re getting banned from twitter.

Ackshually, I bet it was YOOOOOOUU who hacked FA! Wachu thinkabout that, bish?
Enjoy twitter ban prison, ayy-lawg child!

 

[invisibult plus+]

are you not familiar with the concept of "lying?"

 

[Rimanah]

I think we should let the furries in. Their homeland was destroyed, and they have nowhere left to go.
My studies show that furries will assimilate seamlessly into the Kiwi Farms community.
A few thousand furries would enrich Kiwi Farms culturally and bring many economic benefits.
Furries can become jannies; they can do the jobs we don't want to do.

Think of the sad furry children.
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Furries are humans just like us.
Refugees welcome.

Why is your nose so big tho?

 

[DarkSword345]

Get fucked, dogfucker. You don't belong here.

Ugh! I STAND BY DRAGONS!!!! TELL YOUR SUPERIORS OR THIS IS YOUR LAST TIME HERE!!!!

 

[themanwhowalks]

Well, I reported you. Hope it ends. Unless if you fix this mess, You’re getting banned from twitter.

As an official voluntary member of the kiwifarms I am commanding you to suck it faggot

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Replace every instance of alien with furry

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

bad ending: josh and his website becomes overwhelmed by refugees, the new kiwi affinity farms is born and millions must goon to furry porn.

Unironically the most horrifying thing I've read all day, well done.

 

[Moral plague]

I think we should round up the furries and make them sniff Ralph's farts. As my good friend Hans says, GAS 'EM!

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Some furfag lashed out in anger and reported our website as a phishing website to Avast Antivirus. I've put in a false positive report and a request to keep a note in the system for us.

 

[Azdy]

There are a lot of furries in tech. Some of them might get really angry.

Dear furries, we didn't do this. Have mercy.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

Ugh! I STAND BY DRAGONS!!!! TELL YOUR SUPERIORS OR THIS IS YOUR LAST TIME HERE!!!!

Nice trolling, you had me going for the first couple of replies.

 

[Internet Wizard]

DAMN IT!!! GET YOUR STUPID SHIT OUT OF HERE AND KILL THE HACKER!!!!

Lo, for the incident you aren't responsible for in any way doth intrude on my goon time!