Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[densedance]

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Fancy equipment is absolutely wasted on Jack.

 

[lindsayfan]

it annoys me that the whole shitty video is a blatant advertisement yet there's NO disclaimer, no mention of "sponsorship" or anything else. definitely a youtube tos violation

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

it annoys me that the whole shitty video is a blatant advertisement yet there's NO disclaimer, no mention of "sponsorship" or anything else. definitely a youtube tos violation

Jackie’s not smartie. Brain mush.

Let him get struck, he deserves it.

 

[Kosher Salt]

One thing I wonder is how much Jack actually LIKES cooking. We know he likes eating, and he likes the feeling of being a "celebrity" with a fanbase etc. But I wonder if he still likes/loves the actual cooking itself (the joy of creation, the fun of trying new things, the satisfaction of serving your friends and family etc)

Look at any of Jack's "lazy man" recipes and ask yourself if someone who actually liked cooking would do that. Anyone who actually liked cooking would have a feel for when to take shortcuts and when they aren't worth it. Half the time, he's not even making it easier, and apparently oblivious to that fact.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

Look at any of Jack's "lazy man" recipes and ask yourself if someone who actually liked cooking would do that. Anyone who actually liked cooking would have a feel for when to take shortcuts and when they aren't worth it. Half the time, he's not even making it easier, and apparently oblivious to that fact.

Yeah, like boiling omelettes in plastic minigrip bags because just leaving them onto the frying pan is way too much work. Nobody sane would ever come up with something like that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

edit: this is the episode cut with only Jack.

Lmao what an absolute pussy. They had the measure of him immediately.

Did Jack ever address this appearance? I’m sure he was completely on the defensive and thinks the Jack Scalfani formula for business valuation is superior to what actually successful investors use.

 

[p1138]

I'm actually surprised he's got a referral link(still doesn't mean he got the grill for free). Seems to be to a page that has one of those stupid prize wheel popups. It's funny how he has so little self awareness that mentioning Tammy is cooking his dinner, and then showing 3 pounds of chuck roast and 24 hotdogs is utterly ridiculous. Then he doesn't even understand how the red lights for the knobs work, just shows gas is on after he claims it shows when they're lit so Tammy has to correct him. "bluetooth controls" doesn't explain wtf you're controlling via bluetooth(likely just seeing the probe temps and getting an alert for time or target temp).

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao what an absolute pussy. They had the measure of him immediately.

Did Jack ever address this appearance? I’m sure he was completely on the defensive and thinks the Jack Scalfani formula for business valuation is superior to what actually successful investors use.

The best part isn't even Jack crying like a little bitch, it's the Texans looking absolutely repulsed by this non-man and basically calling him a fake little bitch directly to his face.

 

[Stone Cold Sneed Austin]

it annoys me that the whole shitty video is a blatant advertisement yet there's NO disclaimer, no mention of "sponsorship" or anything else. definitely a youtube tos violation

The company had better not be putting much into such an awfully-edited video. Any random person could do a better job of selling it.

 

[Marc]

Fancy equipment is absolutely wasted on Jack.

Life itself is squandered on him. It is likely that Jack will never have the opportunity to be good for anything; because his family probably won't allow his corpse to be fed to pigs.

Yeah, like boiling omelettes in plastic minigrip bags because just leaving them onto the frying pan is way too much work. Nobody sane would ever come up with something like that.

Here's how I make sense of it: Someone saw somebody else cooking omelets in the theoretically sound manner of sous vide (with food-safe ziplock bags suspended in water held at 165*F until pasteurization of the egg mixture is ensured); and made a clickbait video showing how you can do it using a common pot or sauce pan on a burner in a jury-rigged manner which is inherently inferior. Then Jack saw that person's video, and attempted to rip off that derivative.

It ends up being confusing for the audience because Jack deliberately omits any citations which may serve to deprive him of the credit he believes he deserves for stealing other peoples' ideas, failing to understand them, and then documenting himself reproducing their results in such an embarrassingly poor fashion as to be remarkable that he still gets reward hormones from publishing shenanigans a more self-aware narcissist would want to suppress all evidence of.

Jack is an egocentric retard and; as such, his simplemindedness is actually straightforward to understand and predict - so long as you bear in mind that his priorities lay in being a committed imposter. And if he can't immediately think of a way to make someone else's achievement about himself, he'll make a Tweet or Facebook post mentioning it just to shit on it in a way serving to demonstrate that he doesn't know anything.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jack is an egocentric retard and; as such, his simplemindedness is actually straightforward to understand and predict - so long as you bear in mind that his priorities lay in being a committed imposter.

That’s what made the WTIC segment so satisfying. Jack never imagined that anyone would see right through him, let alone call him out for being an egomaniac who doesn’t know shit about barbecue. Fucking with him by pulling the ol’ switcheroo from Jack’s plate to the other guy’s was icing on the cake. I would pay money to see Jack get trolled like that on a regular basis.

 

[Marc]

I would pay money to see Jack get trolled like that on a regular basis.

That would have been a fine idea just a few years ago. However, now that he's on death's doorstep, coercing Jack into spending his final days being antagonized for footage wouldn't work as a joke unless the punchline was to abruptly dump an excavator bucket of hot asphalt onto him and his scooter, then be done with him.

 

[p1138]

That would have been a fine idea just a few years ago. However, now that he's on death's doorstep, coercing Jack into spending his final days being antagonized for footage wouldn't work as a joke unless the punchline was to abruptly dump an excavator bucket of hot asphalt onto him and his scooter, then be done with him.

10 years ago, throw someone like Sam Hyde at him and there could be laughs for days. Now he wouldn't actually do anything in response other than whine and scoot away. He already still films and posts his own tard rage fits, including when he's not getting along with Tammy(which also wasn't really much of a thing in the past either). What would anyone even do at this point? Can't trick him into going onto a fake cooking show or competition since he can't and doesn't do anything anymore. Even when he first got the dead arm he at least attempted to do shit, now? At most he'll pretend to mix something in a bowl or maybe pour a couple of items.

I'm almost convinced another possible reason for this carnivore larp is that Tammy can just burn the outside of some chuck roast, dice it up, and then microwave it for him later a half pound at a time and keep Fatty fed for basically zero effort when they aren't going out.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

10 years ago, throw someone like Sam Hyde at him and there could be laughs for days. Now he wouldn't actually do anything in response other than whine and scoot away. He already still films and posts his own tard rage fits, including when he's not getting along with Tammy(which also wasn't really much of a thing in the past either). What would anyone even do at this point? Can't trick him into going onto a fake cooking show or competition since he can't and doesn't do anything anymore. Even when he first got the dead arm he at least attempted to do shit, now? At most he'll pretend to mix something in a bowl or maybe pour a couple of items.

I'm almost convinced another possible reason for this carnivore larp is that Tammy can just burn the outside of some chuck roast, dice it up, and then microwave it for him later a half pound at a time and keep Fatty fed for basically zero effort when they aren't going out.

It would be great to see Frank Hassle show up at the scalfani compound,

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s not Jack’s atrocious diet and sedentary lifestyle that are keeping him sick. It’s Big Pharma!



These people will support anyone who tells them nothing about their shitty situation is their fault. White Boomer dindus are insufferable.

 

[AltisticRight]

a couple years.

Months.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It’s not Jack’s atrocious diet and sedentary lifestyle that are keeping him sick. It’s Big Pharma!

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These people will support anyone who tells them nothing about their shitty situation is their fault. White Boomer dindus are insufferable.

meds = bad; fast food = good

god, some of his logic confuses me.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Months.

Who will die first? Boogie or Jack?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m still making my way through this thread from page one. Quick question: Do we have the actual court filings from the appliance company’s lawsuit against Jack? If not I can try to hunt it down on PACER. Only saw links to the docket list of filings but so far haven’t seen the PDF of the company’s suit against Jack.