Trashfire The August 21st Omnibus Hearing for Nick Rekieta

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The guy clearly liked Ralph to

He told him he smelled like shit booze and asked if he was really going to the courthouse smelling like that. I wouldn't say he liked Ralph, but he approached him in a friendly way like you would a scared child.

 

[Rigamaroo]

"I don't know who Ethan Ralph is" - Ethan Ralph

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

The funniest part of that clip to me is just how nice the Steel Toe fan was. He just walked up being like "OMG hey ralph whassup man?". Literally Ralph could have so easily turned this into a win. "LOOK AT US NORMAL PEOPLE HERE TO OBSERVE DA' LEGAL PROCESS, UNLIKE DAT FAGGOT JOSH!". Would have been so, so easy. The guy clearly liked Ralph too so doing that was just a total shot in the foot. Kinda feel bad for that Steel Toe Fan, but he's also the ultimate weener of the day so I guess I shouldn't lol.

That's what has me tripped up, the dude was so chill and friendly. What does he gain from being a liar besides looking like a bigger bitch than ever?

I don't understand his logic. He put on some big show about his presence at the courthouse, and now he's rolling over like a little bitch. No wonder he can't keep a woman if he makes big promises and can't back it up.

 

[Monokuma]

The guy who recognised him only called him "Ralph".

Ralph then said "My name is not Ethan Ralph."
Fucking 20 Intellect.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

The guy clearly liked Ralph

lol I wouldn't say this. dude said ralph stank like booze he was fucking with him a bit

 

[buttmunch]

if piss soaker man delivers will ralph smell better or worse than he currently does hmmmmm

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

KVAF has birds perched, but we're only releasing footage if something actually interesting happens.

 

[Braphamut]

Ralph felt as intimidated and violated as Nick Fuentes did when confronted by casual conversation.

 

[zimzam88]

I don't understand his logic.

Ralph had his ability to use reason and logic removed via drug administered lobotomy many years ago. He just acts on impulse and animalistic instincts now.

 

[Blackstar]

I'm not at my computer right now but someone could edit together a rage comic meme of this where the 2 guys meet and 1 of them is cheerful, whereas the other guy goes home to rage on the Internet.

 

[Oxyjen]

KVAF has birds perched, but we're only releasing footage if something actually interesting happens.

What does that mean?

 

[AMHOLIO]

I hope all kiwis are safe and enjoy the IRL meetup later! Extra shoutouts to my boy @luigismanslave !

 

[Oeselian Chad]

God, Ralph is such bitch now. Ralph of the old would have started hollering "I smell like shit? Maybe its you smells like shit. Maybe its you who shat their pants at the mere sight of the Ralphamale, faggot."

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I bet Ralph was afraid that Steel Toe fan was a process server. I wonder what he's dodging still.

 

[Butt Truck]

"I don't know who Ethan Ralph is" - Ethan Ralph

He denied the name is diddy gave'em!

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

Ralph is such a bitch that a low-bottom-feeder Steel-Toe Fan Confrontation sent his ass into the courthouse.

YOU WILL HARASS THOSE DAMN LITTLE ALOGS COMING TO SEE MY HEARING. YES, FATHER REKIETA, YES I WILL DO YOUR BIDDING.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

I'm not at my computer right now but someone could edit together a rage comic meme of this where the 2 guys meet and 1 of them is cheerful, whereas the other guy goes home to rage on the Internet.

"I didn' go hoooome to rage. Blackstar, more like Black Dick Sucker!" - Ralph. Probably.

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

Ralph upon meeting up with Rekieta:

REKIETA! MY GREATEST FRIEND!

REKIETA! I GOT NO MONEY FOR A HOTEL!

REKIETA! CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR BED WITH YOU AND YOUR WIVES!

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

"Kiwifarmers could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighbourhood before. There could be kiwifarmers anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE KIWIFARMERS" he thought. Walk It Talk It reverberated his entire body, making it pulsate even as the $3 xanax pills circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of autists after dark. "With tax free tips, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

 

[DHugo]

My prediction:

10:30AM, Kandiyohi Court house, room 201.

the lawyers are assembled, judge calls the case.

one of them asks for continuance.

continuance granted.

lawyers return to their clients and leave

>end scene<

If this happens I'll gather the local gypsies to curse you.