Trashfire The August 21st Omnibus Hearing for Nick Rekieta

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Null do you have a plan for rotating out users who got photographed or interacted with Nick? Maybe there won't be enough volunteers and having "out" users at future hearings is inevitable, but optimally Nick should be left guessing. I mean "rotated out" somewhat literally, because having them on the back bench would be very useful if there's not enough volunteers in the future.

I don’t think @Null has any control over users beyond telling them not to be retards. It just depends on who wants to go.

I travel for work, but the three states I work in are all like 7-10 hours away from Minnesota and I’m busy in the fall. Most Midwest Kiwi’s probably are within half a days drive, but most people who went probably live around St. Paul or Minneapolis. My guess is at most it was a 1 and half hour drive in.

Basically beggars can’t be choosers.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Part of me really wants to fly out to Minnesota for Ralph's next appearance just to pelt Kiwis at him when he's wandering around outside again.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Important question, did Ralph recieve his promised wedgie?

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Part of me really wants to fly out to Minnesota for Ralph's next appearance just to pelt Kiwis at him when he's wandering around outside again.

I hear corn gets the piggy riled up pretty fast.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Where is the great Kiwi dox that Ralph promised us on those going to the Court? All pig but no rage, Ralph!

 

[Lord Denning]

Part of me really wants to fly out to Minnesota for Ralph's next appearance just to pelt Kiwis at him when he's wandering around outside again.

He'll just eat them. Don't cast kiwis before swine, or whatever the expression is.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

There were 20 after Kayla and her mom(?) sat down, not counting security and the legal teams

That's alright. I expected more interest from local churchgoers and such. This must've been their community's largest drug bust in decades. I guess Lord Balldo never properly integrated with them, so not many people cared enough to drive to the courthouse.

"Wake up, wake up! The Rekietas have their hearing tonight at the courthouse, wanna watch?"
"Who?"
"You know, those swingers by the lake, who always dip out of the church sermons early."
"Oh, them. What's the hearing for?"
"No idea, some pre-trial evidentiary crap."
"Hmm. That's alright, wake me when their trial actually starts. Be a darling, switch the television to Law&Crime."

 

[WelperHelper99]

Why am I seeing two photos, one with a black guy and one without. I'm confused. Was Ralph referring to the woman as a token or a black guy!?

I think the black guy immeditely walked away after the first photo, it's why there's kinda a gap where he was. As for token, he means the black guy. Because Ralph.

 

[no-exit]

Ralph found a semantic way to avoid that wedgie.

Don't bring the Jews into this!

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Those aren't kiwis, those are actually extensions of Null's consciousness, like the Six Paths of Pain, or a Hydra. This is the KF hive mind Nick was referring to. jokes aside, nicely done, stay frosty Sneed Team Six o7.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I hear corn gets the piggy riled up pretty fast.

His sunburnt bald spot suggest they should send him sunblock as well.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

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For all the shit everyone made about the site being full of weirdos (with good reason true), and that anyone going would stand out like a sore thumb, it's very funny that judging by the notes the suspected Kiwigang were probably the best put together people in the courtroom for that hearing.

I could genuinely bump into any of ye at the office and not think twice about it. Which for a site like this is a fucking compliment.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I hear corn gets the piggy riled up pretty fast.

That's why I said to leave an offering of corn on the bench outside the courthouse. Just do it before anyone gets there. If all else fails some birds or urban wildlife will eat it. Not a ween move if you don't get caught.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Where is the great Kiwi dox that Ralph promised us on those going to the Court? All pig but no rage, Ralph!

It's just photos from the back. KIWI FAGS DOXED AND OWNED

 

[Kopasea]

I can't believe Null sent crisis actors to watch the omnibus

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Also, she doesn't look like a horse (Ralph's type). so of course Ralph is gonna talk mad shit about her. She might even be taller than him.

Assuming the tall guy on the right is between 6'4" to 6'6", given the heels, our queen is likely 5'6" (maybe up to to 5'8"?). 100% taller than Ralph. Not a big achievement though, the mailbox outside was also taller.

Props to my tall Norsk brother on the right- looks like a legit farmer going to court or church. Could just as easily be IT or whatever.

I'm still shocked that Ralph didn't get served. I guess with the Vickers truce in effect, Harry may be a lot more tactical in his Gunt dealings. Ralph certainly hasn't talked about it, even though you can tell it's eating him up. (Would have been funny though to see Nissan finance roll up on him, in Minnesota, while they yank his trunk down in Mexico. Or Dell trying to get back their $5k.)

The real winner today was the Steel Toe army. Free of Null's directive, they engaged and shamed ol' Piggertits, and Aaron even directly exposed Ralph as a coward for not even training/sparring with him.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

So to recap in total:

Defense goes up and basically explains their motion again.

Prosecution says they need to file a written response (Very expected), and they'll go from there.

Continued to an evidentiary hearing afterwards

Pretty much what could be expected. Sorry to those who went expecting fireworks.

 

[Bruce Campbell's Chin]

Why am I seeing two photos, one with a black guy and one without. I'm confused. Was Ralph referring to the woman as a token or a black guy!?

There is no black guy. Those are your delusions again.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Props to my tall Norsk brother on the right- looks like a legit farmer going to court or church.

Scandinavian confirmed?

 

[Angry Shoes]

I'm kinda jealous of the Kiwis that made it out to the hearing today. Everyone seemed to have had a nice time. Deep down I'm hoping a lolcow near me will get involved in legal trouble so I have an excuse to meet up with some random people and enjoy the absurdity of lolcow law, then neck a couple beers afterwards.

 

[PikminCollector]

Ralph got photos of supposed kiwis exiting the courtroom, including the "tranny" who waves back at him.
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A true and honest thank you to those who attended - you looked (and acted) like consummate professionals.
Thank you all A shining example of a upright community looking for laughs and free expression.


Also that chick can hit me up anytime, based, true and honest kiwis.

JUST REMEMBER
This photo will forever be burned - rent free - in the HOGs head.