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None outted themselves. There was a rather professional looking guy who mogged everyone dress wise, but he didn't say a word to anyone involved in the op.
Trashfire The August 21st Omnibus Hearing for Nick Rekieta
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This has to be at Nick's house long after court. Everyone changed clothes except Ralph who's probably been wearing the same set for days.
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but somehow Ralph's outfit is the best of the bunch. Kayla and Ape look like they pulled random shit off the Marshall's clearance rack, and Nick's be-shorted legs are covered in weird sores.
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His god-damn pointing in every picture is so stupid.
As for the rest, jfc. Looks like a couple of hookers and johns on the strip.
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Lol of my favorite posters. He didn't smell pleasant I'll say that much. Definitely was working up some BO with his pacing. I got in early (About hour and a half) and I remember hearing some huffing and chuffing with louder than usual stomps coming up the stairway. There he was, blushed face, still in his jersey. He made grumble noises like a dumbass fat Disney character does when he was trying to figure out how to call the elevator.
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Judging by the previous picture of the throuple, they must have had those trashy goodwill outfits stashed in the car to change into for no discernable reason. Unfortunately for them, Ralph's been wearing the same baseball outfit for 24 hours.
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PSS:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Thank you for your service, juju the cow, man who gets pegged dressed as a cow, and Ralph (that's enough as an insult as it is).
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So if I understand this correctly, Nick just invited the prosecution, no, dared the prosecution to subpoena April to testify against him?
I really only see this going two ways.
1-Nothing April said was relevant to the case against Nick, so we don’t care if that part isn’t shown
2-Fine, we will make her talk,
Also, I thought Sean said that Nick can’t suppress a third party’s speech?
I’m still shocked they’re going to such great lengths against Aaron when almost none of the case against him is relevant to Aaron.
I really only see this going two ways.
1-Nothing April said was relevant to the case against Nick, so we don’t care if that part isn’t shown
2-Fine, we will make her talk,
Also, I thought Sean said that Nick can’t suppress a third party’s speech?
I’m still shocked they’re going to such great lengths against Aaron when almost none of the case against him is relevant to Aaron.
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Hm, was asking because there are breathing patterns like Kussmaul breathing that indicate his metabolism is shitting itself. Sign of untreated diabeetus ofc.
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The courses are complete bullshit. I mean come on, the textbook for Rekieta Studies 101 is six thousand pages long. I really, really hope the tripod chapter isn't on the final exam.
The only reason I'm even taking that course is because the credits count towards a Christian Theology minor.
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No one will ever convince me that’s not a farmer. @No Batty Boys in Jamaica?
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Every single damn one of them is color blind.
These females are sad, their entire personality and vibe is “slut”. They’re in a race with each other to see who’s trashier.
Get off the internet, send the side piece back to her super 8 and take care of your children.
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Cracket's legs looking like the fortress of the Legions of Doom.
No Batty is Barak Obama's secret KF account. Change my mind.
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You can just see how Nick and Kayla are fast tracking the "aged like milk" route.
Also this appears to be Ralph's court clothes as well. Has he just been wearing these clothes all week?
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As a Farmer who encourages dressing well I just have to throw in a well done to Kiwi ground team. Appropriate clothes, good fits, good, tasteful color choices, Ladykiwi and that smile and wave? Well done effortlessly mogging the lolcows. I'm glad to know I could be seen in public with my fellow internet racists, haters, and -phobes of various kinds.
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Probably every lolcow's nightmare is that those who mock them aren't maladjusted basement dwellers, but just completely ordinary people.
I was just watching a different court stream and there are black junkies off the street that dress more respectably than Team Balldo.
I was just watching a different court stream and there are black junkies off the street that dress more respectably than Team Balldo.
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I know, right?
Seeing the four of them in the same frame really puts into perspective how messed up the polycule actually is.
I almost want to thank Ralph for this picture.
Almost.
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I went omnibussin’ but not as part of the Kiwi notes collective. Here are my impressions taken from my notes.
Construction on Highway 12 forced a detour that made me a little late and I arrived at around 10:20. Had a little banter with the deputies at security and headed up to the second floor.
Kandiyohi County Courthouse is a small “judicial center”. Not the worst I have ever been in, but not great, either.
After heading up the stairs to the second floor, I found a decent-sized crowd of people waiting in the hallway. Everyone was very quiet. The benches were full.I think I arrived after Ethan Ralph wandered around bothering people (or maybe that happened outside). I didn’t see him then. I believe I saw two deputies up there. I tried getting a look at their name badges, but I didn’t see either POMPLUN or BRANESS.
I headed to the restroom at the end of the hall because I had been driving for a couple hours and had to go. I did my business and came out.
Since the benches were full, I stood by the door to the courtroom. While standing there in my lawsuit and messing with my tablet, Rackets showed up right by me. He was taller than I expected. His videos have made him look shorter than he is. He was wearing a gray suit with a subtle checked tweed pattern and two-tone shoes. Not a bad look, but a little outdated and flashy. Since it looked like he was with his attorney, I moved a few steps away.
When the door to the courtroom was opened, I took a peek inside and saw no one but a court clerk and a deputy. I asked the deputy if I could come inside and sit in the gallery. He said “fine” and I headed in. The rest of the observers came in after.
The courtroom is one of the smaller courtrooms. It doesn’t have a jury box so it’s not a trial courtroom. The gallery—three rows of benches—is offset to one side. Unlike many courtrooms, the entrance is not at the rear. The entrance is on the side. There was no central pathway through the gallery. The first row of the gallery is shorter than the other two and only reaches about halfway across the courtroom.
I counted 19 observers, including the person I now know was Ethan Ralph. I sat in the second row of the gallery, not quite behind Ethan Ralph. I regret to say that from my position, I couldn’t see his bald spot. However, since I did not know he was a Person Of Interest, I did not pay very much attention to him.
At 10:40, the Clerk told one of the deputies to “get the lawyers in here” so they could get started. Shortly after that, Rackets, Frank White, Our Wife, and an older woman came in. White and Rackets sat at counsel table at stage right. Two women—presumably from the County Attorney’s office—sat at counsel table at stage left. The older lady and Our Wife sat at the far left of the first row of the gallery, so in about the middle of the courtroom. Ethan Ralph sat next to Our Wife. There were two deputies in the courtroom, but everybody was well-behaved.
Both the Racketeers looked very thin. If I didn’t know better, I’d say Our Wife looks like she has a pack-a-day habit of Virginia Slims that substitute for eating food. She has an air of unhappiness and bad health about her that is difficult to describe.
The judge came in. We all rose. Then we all sat. I had a good view of the back of Rackets’ and Frank White’s heads. Frank has a bad bald spot. Rackets needs a haircut because the back of his neck has gross hair.
Argument was done sitting down. Frank recited the arguments you are all familiar with. He sounded nervous; he’s not an accomplished persuasive speaker. I presume someone will order a transcript, so I won’t go over the arguments. Rackets—at least from the back—sat there like a good client and didn’t cause any problems.
When he got to the argument about Fleshlight’s statements, the judge interrupted to ask whether that would be better addressed as a motion in limine before trial. Frank hemmed and hawed about wanting to raise the issue early. There was a little back and forth about whether the footage could be used at trial. Judge was noncommittal. Again, that will all be in the transcript.
After Frank was done, one of the prosecutors told the judge they preferred to submit a written response. After some back and forth, a briefing schedule was set. We’ll see that in an order shortly, so I didn’t note the dates.
Then we were done. Rackets and crew left and then the observers. I thought Rackets and crew would be gone, but I got one final viewing.
I had parked right in front of the courthouse because 1) free parking in front of the courthouse is a luxury; and 2) I ain’t afraid of no Gunt. While siting in the car waiting for the air-conditioning to really kick in and getting my phone plugged in, who should appear in my rear view mirror but Rackets, Our Wife, Frank, and Fleshlight! They hung around at the curb right by Frank’s car for at least seven minutes. I did not hear any of their conversation.
And that was it.
Construction on Highway 12 forced a detour that made me a little late and I arrived at around 10:20. Had a little banter with the deputies at security and headed up to the second floor.
Kandiyohi County Courthouse is a small “judicial center”. Not the worst I have ever been in, but not great, either.
After heading up the stairs to the second floor, I found a decent-sized crowd of people waiting in the hallway. Everyone was very quiet. The benches were full.I think I arrived after Ethan Ralph wandered around bothering people (or maybe that happened outside). I didn’t see him then. I believe I saw two deputies up there. I tried getting a look at their name badges, but I didn’t see either POMPLUN or BRANESS.
I headed to the restroom at the end of the hall because I had been driving for a couple hours and had to go. I did my business and came out.
Since the benches were full, I stood by the door to the courtroom. While standing there in my lawsuit and messing with my tablet, Rackets showed up right by me. He was taller than I expected. His videos have made him look shorter than he is. He was wearing a gray suit with a subtle checked tweed pattern and two-tone shoes. Not a bad look, but a little outdated and flashy. Since it looked like he was with his attorney, I moved a few steps away.
When the door to the courtroom was opened, I took a peek inside and saw no one but a court clerk and a deputy. I asked the deputy if I could come inside and sit in the gallery. He said “fine” and I headed in. The rest of the observers came in after.
The courtroom is one of the smaller courtrooms. It doesn’t have a jury box so it’s not a trial courtroom. The gallery—three rows of benches—is offset to one side. Unlike many courtrooms, the entrance is not at the rear. The entrance is on the side. There was no central pathway through the gallery. The first row of the gallery is shorter than the other two and only reaches about halfway across the courtroom.
I counted 19 observers, including the person I now know was Ethan Ralph. I sat in the second row of the gallery, not quite behind Ethan Ralph. I regret to say that from my position, I couldn’t see his bald spot. However, since I did not know he was a Person Of Interest, I did not pay very much attention to him.
At 10:40, the Clerk told one of the deputies to “get the lawyers in here” so they could get started. Shortly after that, Rackets, Frank White, Our Wife, and an older woman came in. White and Rackets sat at counsel table at stage right. Two women—presumably from the County Attorney’s office—sat at counsel table at stage left. The older lady and Our Wife sat at the far left of the first row of the gallery, so in about the middle of the courtroom. Ethan Ralph sat next to Our Wife. There were two deputies in the courtroom, but everybody was well-behaved.
Both the Racketeers looked very thin. If I didn’t know better, I’d say Our Wife looks like she has a pack-a-day habit of Virginia Slims that substitute for eating food. She has an air of unhappiness and bad health about her that is difficult to describe.
The judge came in. We all rose. Then we all sat. I had a good view of the back of Rackets’ and Frank White’s heads. Frank has a bad bald spot. Rackets needs a haircut because the back of his neck has gross hair.
Argument was done sitting down. Frank recited the arguments you are all familiar with. He sounded nervous; he’s not an accomplished persuasive speaker. I presume someone will order a transcript, so I won’t go over the arguments. Rackets—at least from the back—sat there like a good client and didn’t cause any problems.
When he got to the argument about Fleshlight’s statements, the judge interrupted to ask whether that would be better addressed as a motion in limine before trial. Frank hemmed and hawed about wanting to raise the issue early. There was a little back and forth about whether the footage could be used at trial. Judge was noncommittal. Again, that will all be in the transcript.
After Frank was done, one of the prosecutors told the judge they preferred to submit a written response. After some back and forth, a briefing schedule was set. We’ll see that in an order shortly, so I didn’t note the dates.
Then we were done. Rackets and crew left and then the observers. I thought Rackets and crew would be gone, but I got one final viewing.
I had parked right in front of the courthouse because 1) free parking in front of the courthouse is a luxury; and 2) I ain’t afraid of no Gunt. While siting in the car waiting for the air-conditioning to really kick in and getting my phone plugged in, who should appear in my rear view mirror but Rackets, Our Wife, Frank, and Fleshlight! They hung around at the curb right by Frank’s car for at least seven minutes. I did not hear any of their conversation.
And that was it.
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Tbh if I'd gone there and done everything impeccably, I'd expect to be mocked regardless. That's just how it goes.
Nick is a cuckold. Kayla is a cuckquean (yes with an "a" to the people who insist on misspelling it). They are both cucks, cucking each other. And this is not new modern fetish shittery, "cuckquean" dates from the 16th Century.
A paranoid interpretation would be this was an attempt to cast the minor cantrip of Detect Kiwi. Because anyone else would just wonder why some weirdo was asking them that.
I've got all the rainbows in the world for you on that one. She may be tired of getting Balldoed and want an actual functional penis in her.
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