Trashfire The August 21st Omnibus Hearing for Nick Rekieta

[Nick Obre]

he meekly said "I don't know who Ethan Ralph is" when he actually got confronted by someone

I am so FUCKING happy that happened and was put out there for all of us to see

This is the same faggot who gave Jim shit for having changed the name that HIS DADDY gave him

And now he's denying the name HIS DADDY gave to HIM.

Oh, no, Ralph, not mah daddy!
How embarrassing for you.

How bitchmade.

sorry bout the sneakers fellas, lost mine in a move and am poor. working on fixing the weight loss too. is what it is, least I ain't 5'2

Easy, king. We're all gonna make it.

Except for Ethan "I'm not Ethan Ralph" Ralph

 

[Niggernerd]

Nicks bulldog ran away from the cuck lol

 

[Armor of God]

So based on today’s observations, what is the latest consensus on Ralph’s height ?

Without lifts, he appears to be around 5’3” (assuming that Balldo really is a shade over 6’).

 

[Pure Soap]

So based on today’s observations, what is the latest consensus on Ralph’s height ?

Without lifts, he appears to be around 5’3” (assuming that Balldo really is a shade over 6’).

He is 5’1” and will never not be 5’1”

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So based on today’s observations, what is the latest consensus on Ralph’s height ?

 

[“Token” the Neigermiester]

A last minute note from the courthouse that I forgot to mention. Whenever I observed Nicholas, he came off as direct but it seemed to me to be an emotional veneer. The eyes never lie.

Apologies for the last minute post,
“Token”

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

I don't know if this is my autism, but she remind me of that J-pop 1980s singers, Plastic Love. She even flick her hair and have a similar pose.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

So pilled and drunk he can barely tweet!

That should make the punches go down easier. Lol as if he would show.

My black sneakers probably would've been more appropriate, I'm fuckin retarded idek

You were FINE. And I'm a manbun fan; don't let them tell you different. (I'm not even ribbing you. Y'all were all a credit to the Farms.)

A last minute note from the courthouse that I forgot to mention. Whenever I observed Nicholas, he came off as direct but it seemed to me to be an emotional veneer. The eyes never lie.

Apologies for the last minute post,
“Token”

Nice writeup a few pages back (or other thread, whatever/wherever it was), and nice work effortlessly making Ralph feel insecure.

 

[PinKopyKat]

I'm definitely hiring Ralph as my wedding photographer. Though if I make him mad I might not have to pay him at all and he is going to fly all the way here and capture the magic for free.

 

[Vesperus]

Thread summary:
• Nothing happened in court
• Ethan Ralph now denies his own existence
• Farmers clean up nice, and we're not all fat white dudes in basements.
• Some people need to stop thirstposting and go outside

Did I miss anything?

 

[USAroXX]

sorry bout the sneakers fellas, lost mine in a move and am poor. working on fixing the weight loss too. is what it is, least I ain't 5'2

You ALL were GLORIOUS and YOUNG!!! This fact ALONE is eating these old farts ALIVE!! [Ralphamale, junkie Rekieta AND his whores]

Believe that.

All barbs tossed your way now after you were seen IRL is ALL jealousy that they are OLD and getting older, and YOU ALL are Clever and Cool with your entire lives ahead of you.

You ALL looked respectable.

Nuthin' wrong with your kicks.
All of you were charming in your youthful, quiet, focus. Seriously, Bravo for going AND reporting back to us. WHO KNEW your very youth would be the thing to trigger these aging sociopaths. [For the love of Gawd, worst father of the year tossed out "token" and "tranny" just at the mere sight of you all---AND Ralph---the dad of the year denied his OWN NAME and denied he smokes].

Enjoy this jealousy.
They 100% envy your intellect and youth.

Ok
I am done gushing.
Just proud, am I.

Rekieta is SEETHING!!!
See screenshots. His chat is making up stories now, like Ralph is their hero? How low in life you gotta be to ever see ralph as a hero?

Shows how desperate junkie and crew have become. Ok. Last sperg. I sucketh too long.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Hey, “Token” here.

For what it’s worth, I’ll try to make a post recounting my view/notes of the events once I get home. As well as some things I need to clarify about the rage-pig, gunt-et (read, “midget”) male and all.

If I can’t? Hope everyone has a good rest of your day.

My good man. First, thank you for your service. Second, were you carrying a lizard with you? Tucked into your belt there, under the left arm? I don’t think anyone’s mentioned it in however many pages so maybe I’m hallucinating.

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This picture is so fucking funny to me holy shit
The black dudes huge shit eating grin at the absolutely coping and sneeding Ralph

 

[PinKopyKat]

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I don't know if this is my autism, but she remind me of that J-pop 1980s singers, Plastic Love. She even flick her hair and have a similar pose.

Nice post

 

[USAroXX]

Anyone fluent in fat retard able to translate this shit?

Yes.
Aaron Imholte and Ralph are meeting up to box at Imholte boxing gym, supposedly. But being as how Ralph ran from his own name, I aint holding my breath on weirdo Ralph showing up.

 

[DavidS877]

I'm super late and catching up with the thread, but the photos also all have that godawful phone-camera digital zoom where it looks like the lens was covered in Vaseline. So Gunt's idea of 'confrontation' was standing a full block away cranking his phone's zoom to max to snap those.

See, if you're gonna take pictures, you need real gear.

Maybe I'll show up to the next one and just hide in the bushes like a proper paparazzi.

 

[PinKopyKat]

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Is he drunk yet?

Crouching Moron-Hidden Fatass going to show his drunken fist.

 

[Exortism]

See, if you're gonna take pictures, you need real gear.
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Maybe I'll show up to the next one and just hide in the bushes like a proper paparazzi.

I wonder if that will be Ralph's next move seeing as the pictures he's managed to get have backfired. God bless to our boys in the field, I wish I lived nearby to experience this rare event.

 

[PinKopyKat]

Thread summary:

Spoiler: Summary

• Nothing happened in court
• Ethan Ralph now denies his own existence
• Farmers clean up nice, and we're not all fat white dudes in basements.
• Some people need to stop thirstposting and go outside

Did I miss anything?

It might just be me having mandelamentia or something but I keep reading about a 300lb dude that's like ralph, but no one captured the moment or even a shitty meme/sketch illustrating him?
Is it the alcohol in my system?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

What a day. Began with Ralph running from his own name, ends with Ralph running from the shit he talked. Almost makes the Crackets' trials nonexistent. Although Qayla is damn scary looking. George Romero would sign her in a minute. Ghoula is a much more fitting name. It would also warn the rest of us.

 

[Vesperus]

Is it the alcohol in my system?

Yes.