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Super Hans v2 said:
She hasn't been convicted of anything yet, so because innocence is presumed, yes. And even then, it's probably going to end up knocked down to time served because of California's double time credit for staying in county so long and the state re-enfranchises convicted felons upon release.
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Isnt that cunt charged with pedo shit? Why is the court dragging their asses on this?
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
If Legal porno is finally gone then where will Proxy Paige go?
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I haven't heard that name in forever, i remember times when videos of her and that other girl were used as shock content instead of stuff that the majority would jack off to. I've seen her pop up while browsing porn a couple of years ago and saw that she got super fat, shame because she used to be pretty. Apart from that whole gut-hanging-out-her-asshole thing. Which is a pretty big "apart from" for me.
 
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The Feline Solution said:
she got super fat, shame because she used to be pretty
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I think a big part of her appeal resided in the fact that she used to look somewhat like Mythbusters' Kari Byron, allowing a legion of sweaty STEM-adjacent nerds to fulfill their fantasies of "seeing the cute redheaded she-nerd on the Discovery Channel doing lewd things in her birthday suit".
 
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Gentlebastard said:
I think a big part of her appeal resided in the fact that she used to look somewhat like Mythbusters' Kary Byron, allowing a legion of sweaty STEM-adjacent nerds to fulfill their fantasies of "seeing the cute redheaded she-nerd on the Discovery Channel doing lewd things in her birthday suit".
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Gave me a big thunk, that Mythbusters girl was smokin'.
 
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Big Nasty said:
That's not even before plastic surgery. The real solid gold is her mid-90s nudie mag shoots.
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Personally I think her peak was around The Masseuse era. I don’t mind plastic surgery until it goes overboard and the women end up looking like jigsaw but with the body of a nignog’s fever dream
 
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Grug said:
Since you're all too lazy to do it here's aa selection of images of Jenna Jameson.
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I would gladly have raunchy sex with the first, I would have to be pretty drunk for the second, and I don't think I could fuck someone (edit: who looks) as old as the third.
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Keep in mind these are the least filtered pics I could find via her Xitter. She might wanna look into one for those witchy hands, too.
 
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Keep in mind these are the least filtered pics I could find via her Xitter. She might wanna look into one for those witchy hands, too.
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Man, there really needs to be a fatwah delivered against the majority of tattoo artists and greedy plastic surgeons. It's like if you see a girl go from bombshell to bombed shell, it's either:
1) Aged horribly
2) Did porn
 
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
No she didn't, she was blonde up until she got fat you weirdo. Are you thinking of someone else?
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The video i remember she had some green/black alt-girl hairdo. When she wasn't fat. Bitch got fucking huge nevertheless. Also, i don't think @Gentlebastard was just going by hair color, i can see what he means, sort of.
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
wrong pornstar, you're thinking of Lauren Phillips.
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Yeah, that one is definitely more reminiscent of that Mythbuster girl.
 
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