Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Bojack Horsekin]

Teats. MANLY BLADE. Breasts like slapping salmon! Receptacle of my flaming seed! I'm tempted to call her "trout tits" or "trout teats" from now on, because I love alliteration and am inspired to juvenile behavior by . . . whatever it was I just read.

Thanks for the new custom title

 

[Pee Your Pants]

The fanfic comments have been cracking me up, especially @often puzzled mentioning the snake doing a gynaecological exam. I had to read the whole thing again as a treat. Her ignorance of the female body is fascinating - does she really think that big dicks push past the cervix and into the womb? Wild. I'm sure the virgin character in the story would at least be a bit more 'ouchy' about it. It's very interesting that it's a female self insert. The breasts slapping around like salmon out of water even made me google the phrase, because where the fuck did she pull that from, it's so bizarre (I didn't find anything). I have become a bit too fixated on what the fuck is going on with those ropes; one minute her hands are tied, the next her arms are free, etc. I hope someone else is feeling as autistic about it. Honourable mention to the drooling dick. The fanfic is the gift that keeps on giving.

I hate to break up the Staph book club, but I have some updates.
After she posted her fapfic last night, she went turbo horny and reposted a load of edgy coomer shit:

These are just two screenshots of it.

There were some unashamed Dahmer posts:

Such a spiteful child.


'This discourse just takes my spoons' stop reading about it and getting involved, then.


I'm shocked she didn't plug her own fanfic.

She was really high on her own supply, because she then posted this extremely worrying new identity:

So she's saying she's not strictly anti-contact. Interesting. I have archived her manwhore4till Tumblr here because that post gave me a feeling of incoming doom.

The fact she has not shared her new fapfic on her horny Blue Sky account leads me to believe she just went ahead and posted it on her nnia account, because she has said she is more explicit about her kinks there. I have the feeling that the recent burst of para pride and not hiding her lust for Dahmer is probably from being in an echo chamber over there of paraphiles. She will get into trouble eventually.

Talking of Blue Sky, I went poking around her accounts and noticed some sections that I hadn't clocked before. All made by her:

That's the whole list under 'Pro Para.' They probably all deserve to be on another type of list.


It's interesting how she compartmentalises her two sided personality (edgy/soft) into accounts, but has these lists to give away the other account she has. I don't know if she knows that these lists are publicly visible.

Some of your usual harmless retard Staph posts as a palate cleanser:

Some great self awareness there, for once.


There's all sorts wrong with this.


You know that people who don't/do eat meat have choices of food that won't fuck your guts up? You over spend on Olipop, so you can afford to buy the vegan things you think are expensive. She would never stick to any kind of diet, she is just virtue signalling here and coming up with an 'uwu my bad tummy' excuse not to do it.


Of course her mindfulness practice involves eating. Of course it does. You could just observe nature without stuffing your face.

Edit: She has updated her Tumblr bio from 'anti contact' to 'neutral contact.' Either you're for or against fucking dogs/kids, there is no in-between.

 

[PigFarm]

"There were a lot of trans in the union army"

wait so she believes she gets reincarnated into a trans man all the time? Never a real man? If you believe in reincarnation, why is your god or whatever refusing to make you the true dood you are?

 

[brooky]

"There were a lot of trans in the union army"

wait so she believes she gets reincarnated into a trans man all the time? Never a real man? If you believe in reincarnation, why is your god or whatever refusing to make you the true dood you are?

Then how could she be oppressed? God's chosen people are always oppressed.

Which at least sounds better than being Loki's chosen person, and thus always the butt of a joke.

 

[Rap Scallion]

There was salmon in the fridge last night I needed to cook but man. That fic. I don't think I have it in me. Might not for a while.

Also, your IBS would not be triggered if you didn't eat garbage and spices that aggravate it all the time, you nincompoop. This is such a fixable problem.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I'm so so sorry but...

Spoiler: NSFW babblers

It looks like a Pepe photo bomb. The angle and perspective are so haunting to me. Her tits look like they are completely detached from her body. She must know how utterly disgusting this is, even the description is unappealing.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There was salmon in the fridge last night I needed to cook but man. That fic. I don't think I have it in me. Might not for a while.

Well that's one way to definitely end up with hairy salmon. Cook it now, before it gets more stunning and valid.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Why in the absolute flying fuck would you NOT be anti-contact. You notice that she specifies that she is 'anti-abuse'.... which suggests that she doesn't equate sexual contact with a child as automatically being abuse.

Internet Archive is not a safe backup, @Pee Your Pants , I've re-archived it here. Also here for good measure.

The best case scenario here is that she's hobknobbing with a bunch of people who are very much loudly pro-contact and it's resulting in her incessant need to be one of the gang. The worst case is that she's deciding that she's actually into the idea of touching kids.

This is getting seriously concerning. Pro-contact or anti-contact, all pedos deserve to be shot out of a cannon, but at least the ones saying they're anti-contact have a little well-deserved fear of consequences.

 

[Vandy2]

She was really high on her own supply, because she then posted this extremely worrying new identity:

So she's saying she's not strictly anti-contact. Interesting.

Why does this need a fucking flag? What is with MOGAI and wanting to put a flag on everything? And why, God why, is it a butt hole???????

I am neutral about hamburgers. I could eat them but it's not always my go to at a barbecue or restaurant. Here is my pride flag for it. Feel free to use, I stole it off Google.

Gyro is becoming dangerously stupid. Either you are anti child/dog rape or you're for it. When you make it vague and say "anti abuse" you leave it open for people who think there are dogs and children who can consent. Nobody says ALL paraphilias are harmful. Nobody is crusading against balloon lovers. So lumping them all into the same anti or pro argument is exceptional when you know people are usually specifically talking about pedophiles and zoophiles.

All this defense for zoophiles and pedophiles just because Gyro doesn't want to believe or admit that hybristophilia is harmful to victims.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

does she really think that big dicks push past the cervix and into the womb?

I saw a hentai porn gif once of this happening and couldn't uncross my legs for a week.

For any dudes (or permavirgin ladies) who read the thread, having your cervix hit during sex is like if you were firmly tapped in the balls. It is singularly unpleasant and is a sign that the guy is either too big and at a bad angle, or the lady is not aroused enough and her vag is constricted.

When women get IUD birth control it has to be put into the uterus (meaning passed through the cervix) and lots of women report unbelievable pain during insertion and/or removal.

Staph's knowledge of sex almost certainly comes from hentai.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

For any dudes (or permavirgin ladies) who read the thread, having your cervix hit during sex is like if you were firmly tapped in the balls.

The worst thing is, for as much as she IS a permavirgin, she cannot be a woman in her mid thirties in a first-world nation and never had a pap smear. That shit is awful. I cannot think of why anyone who has felt something touch their cervix would think 'you know what would be really hawt, let's take a battering ram to this at high velocity'.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

Another point for Gyro in trying to pass as male. They have no idea how female bodies work despite having one.

Boob-having Kiwis, have your breasts ever slapped you like a dying fish? Swam upstream during spawning season perhaps? I guess there are worse body parts to compare to a fish...

my babblers jiggle at most. hers are like those joke boobs a la TT from Reno 911. big droopy ones like that will likely flop all around like a fish

 

[PigFarm]

The worst thing is, for as much as she IS a permavirgin, she cannot be a woman in her mid thirties in a first-world nation and never had a pap smear. That shit is awful. I cannot think of why anyone who has felt something touch their cervix would think 'you know what would be really hawt, let's take a battering ram to this at high velocity'.

Ever have a cervical biopsy? I have a high pain tolerance and that shit made me scream.

I'm sure there's some troons jealous that they'll never experience cervical pain

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I'm mad at you guys, Womb Wizard Storytime at dinner tonight means that the household got to hear about the new fic (their favorite part was the Wombquake TM). Later on I'm drawing someone's character for them, Mr. Boobwhiskers passes by on his way to the kitchen and innocently remarks 'nice salmon slappers on that one'.

I need to stop telling this lot about shit and make them sign up for themselves.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

she cannot be a woman in her mid thirties in a first-world nation and never had a pap smear.

You know I hate to give Staph credit, but she maybe can. It is definitely escapable if you fuss enough.

Source: family of matching age and anatomy, in the US like Staphie

 

[Aunt Carol]

You know I hate to give Staph credit, but she maybe can. It is definitely escapable if you fuss enough.

Some doctors, usually newer idealists, paid a lot of attention in their diversity lectures--or they're tired of getting the stink eye from dangerhairs. I've had a locum with a pronoun pin ask me if it was all right to get a weight this visit, and I dress square and have never ever threatened to leave a bad Yelp review.

Stephanie is pretty low-risk, being a permavirgin, and she started with her suicidiality and various semi-SPED diagnoses but now she has the gender card to play. Her PCP likely advised her of risks/benefits and didn't push the issue. Look at Stephanie: if you have 10-15 minutes with your patient, you have to prioritize.

 

[a hapless toad]

There's all sorts wrong with this

Staph, your ancestors are Swedes. Why do you give a fuck about the Battle of Hafrsfjord, which is what the Sverd i fjell monument commemorates, after which Norway was unified under one king for the first time?

Fucking moron.

Also while there may have been some young women who pretended to be men to fight in the Civil War (both Union and Confederate) it's highly unlikely that more than a couple would be considered trans men.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I honestly can't think of a job she'd actually be okay at - some human interaction would probably do her a world of good, but at the same time it'd have to be a job where her time around other people is limited

The classic sped job, working in a garden center, might do for her..
If she could be prodded to actually do anything useless / proper work, and not just sperg at people. Easy enough to sidle off and hide though so she could get away with it for a while.

Until she gets asked to move a few heavy plantpots for the 8th time a bit too harshly by the manager, and necks off a bottle of fertiliser in a standoff on top of a giant pile of compost bags.

Still, she LOOKS now, like she works as the person who cleans out the fat fryers at a fish and chip Shop-initially given a chance, but ultimately not suited to actually handle the food and customers.

(that has always been my worst idea for a job I'd never want, working in a chippy. Hot, spitting fat, relentless, drunks on summer days in a 50 deep queue, stinking deep into your clothes and skin and all for minimum wage.... Fuck that)


(re her new Erotica imagine being so fat, for so long, that even your imagination of a teenage virgin has big saggy flappy tits / Unless the virgin isn't implied to be teenage, and is self insert Staph, aged 35+, and virginal for the reason that no one wants that mess.
In which case, I've got bad news about her liklihood of being picked as a sacrifice. The gods would be majorly insulted. It's like giving them skin pickings and a half finished pot noodle, whcih she also does tbf.)

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

'Neutral contact'. Staph is such a retard. She still doesn't understand that there's no gray areas concerning child/animal rapists. She's too fucking stupid to understand that normal people are completely hate pedos and zoosadists and that no amount of activist cope will ever change that. God, imagine pleading for empathy for pedophiles and serial killers and animal rapists. How pathetic.

And she wonders why people are disgusted by her.

at least it'll be funny to watch her inevitable meltdown when she gets smacked back down again.

 

[glass_houses]

Ever have a cervical biopsy? I have a high pain tolerance and that shit made me scream.

I'm sure there's some troons jealous that they'll never experience cervical pain

I've never enjoyed having the gate to my baby incubator scrapped, but I've never found it agonising either. Maybe I've just been lucky and all the doctors I've been to have been extremely gentle, or maybe there are women who just don't feel as much pain in that area. Staph has definitely been to a gynaecologist before, as she had to have a hysterectomy a few years back.

Also while there may have been some young women who pretended to be men to fight in the Civil War (both Union and Confederate) it's highly unlikely that more than a couple would be considered trans men.

Women have been swapping their skirts for trousers and journeying to the war front for centuries, if not millennia. Mulan was most likely fictional, but the fact that she was even conceived is very telling. Women have gone to war for adventure, they've accompanied their husbands and brothers, they've taken the place of conscripted relatives, they've gone because they thought it was their duty to their clan and country, they've gone because the war had gone on for so long that there were no able bodied males left to feed it.

Slapping 'trans' on all of these women is beyond disrespectful and insulting. Absolutely a few of those individuals would rather have been born male, but women have just as strong a desire to protect the people they love as men do, and the will to do so.

Countless generations of amazing women have bucked both their cultural and physical constraints to do what needed to be done, and their reward is to have their fucking identities stripped from them, and told that they were men all along. How indescribably vile.