Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Complete scumfuck parents, coaching their kids to tell the court exactly what benefits them and only them. The younger ones probably don't know what's going on, only that they're not at home anymore and it's scary and they still trust mommy and daddy enough to do whatever they say. The oldest probably knows exactly what's going on but doesn't want to believe it. He just says whatever he thinks will get their lives back to normal the fastest. Kid is only 16 but if he really wanted to man up he'd beat the shit out of his worthless father, dress down his whore of a mother, and throw the mistresses' shit out into the street. He should yell at the grandparents for producing such a worthless faggot for good measure. Please God it would be so funny

Everyone mocks Nick for looking so frail and weak but if youve seen the boys at the church confirmation stream/video, Nick could still beat them in a fight. Both at once. That's how thin they looked to me. He lied about them being well fed and above average weight.

Inb4 Nick now saying kf claims that he beats up his kids because of this post

 

[Oliver Onions]

If I heard about some other lolbert swinger getting boinked for cocaine/guns I wouldn't even bother checking it out.

Yes, it is specifically entertaining because it's Nick, due to how arrogant and self-righteous he was prior to his downfall, just like it was funny when Ralph got his ass kicked in Portugal but it wouldn't be funny if it was some random homeless dude.

I don't know what point you thought you were making, here. Bad things happening to egotistical assholes is funnier than bad things happening to random people no one has heard of. Shocker.

I wouldn't feel terribly offended by the existence of such people, either; I don't agree with drug laws even if I'm teetotal.

It's great you don't have any issues with parents doing coke and having swinger parties while their children are in the house being neglected, but I don't know why you think broadcasting this moral failing of yours is any kind of a win against us prudish KiwiFarmers who think it's fucked up a 9-year-old girl tested positive for cocaine.

 

[Finger Pistols]

He says the person lied but his twitching and anxiety belies his claim. He's almost speechless and repeats it is a lie. Then, he admits it hurts. I wonder which specific person it was?

My vote is on his mother. She hasn't been on the stand to testify alongside his father and hasn't been heard of other from what was said in court. If not, Drexel is the other candidate since it would be unexpected for us and Nick for him to report him to CPS even after they cut ties. He already knew that Kayla's sister reported them alongside the evil scandinavian prudes, so I am discarding that possibility since he would have already expected that from her.

Also no showing the pics of the kiwis at the courthouse and trying to make fun of them. Totally expected that.

That's because it is an awful idea. If the judge or jury somehow see Nick mocking just random civilians online for the crime of being interested on a public figure, then it would hurt his character further. But doing it by proxy via the ragepig "Ethan Oliver Ralph from the Keeeeellllstream baby" is fair game. He has already tried to call kiwifarmers "loli avatars interested in children" and now Piggy photographed supposed kiwis outside the courthouse.

 

[daffodils]

Then, he states that Legal Mindset makes the claim he colluded with the pedophile. To Nick's recollection he thinks he was still in jail and therefore this is impossible.

I don't believe they colluded, but Nick claiming he was still in jail when Close made his request is bullshit. All of Close's communcations with the county were on the 28th and 29th:

Spoiler

> pdfgrep 'Close' Unfiled-*/*pdf
Unfiled-K/RE Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 09-43.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/RE Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 09-43.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/Re Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 10-23.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/Re Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 10-23.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/RE Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-29 09-53.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/RE Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-29 09-53.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-K/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-N/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-N/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-N/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-N/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-R/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-R/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-R/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-R/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-Z/[Phish Alert] Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 07-49.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-Z/[Phish Alert] Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 07-49.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-Z/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-Z/Request for Nick Rekieta search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-28.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-Z/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close
Unfiled-Z/Request to inspect search warrant under Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01_2024-05-28 05-32.pdf:Jason Close

 

[Mr. Manchester]

A super chat asked him if he found out who reported him to CPS and talking about it really hurt him. It is amazing as to how much it hurts him because he's so conceited I didn't think he could feel hurt by anyone.
He says the person lied but his twitching and anxiety belies his claim. He's almost speechless and repeats it is a lie. Then, he admits it hurts. I wonder which specific person it was?
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I have to admit, I felt a tinge of sympathy there right before I remembered that he's a drug addled child neglecter. Whoever it was it was someone close. I can't imagine it was anyone from the church because he doesn't care about that. Drex seemed to be his only real friend, but he expressed interest in still talking to him while he was seething to the diddler about him. Leads me to believe that this was family.

 

[Kheapathic]

I made the mistake to watch Nick's cope stream, and it made me want to fucking strangle him. The amount of "Just tell the truth" he threw at the police, while the large amount of bullshit he's said in the past go beyond hypocritical and well into the BPD level of not wanting to take accountability... and that not wanting to take accountability goes into over drive as he says he's not even sure what charges are being levied at him because the state isn't being specific enough. Apparently smart enough to lawyer no cameras because that's in the state law that should be upheld and there's apparently a pedo who wants to see his kids; but at the same time, too fucking stupid to know what charges are being levied at him and why his children may be involved in them, because the state wasn't specific enough for his wet fucking brain.

Not to invoke Mutt's Law, but he needs to get his intestines re-arranged by a sexually violent black dude for being such a dishonest fucking bitch.

"Me and my bull are deeply monogamous."

 

[ICanLurkNoMore]

Lol sure, that's a decent point I suppose, but something about this episode in particular seems to rest primarily on Rekieta and Ralph already being on KF's shitlist. If I heard about some other lolbert swinger getting boinked for cocaine/guns I wouldn't even bother checking it out. I wouldn't feel terribly offended by the existence of such people, either; I don't agree with drug laws even if I'm teetotal. It really does strike me as an overplaying of the hand by KF's part.

yes Timmy things that are otherwise horrible, stupid, or otherwise unfunny do in fact, become funny and interesting when they happen to a lolcow.

that's a key trait that makes a lolcow a lolcow and not some one off anecdote.

some poor retard getting with a crazy woman isn't funny, but it was kingcobrajfs.

local crackhead and his crackwives getting arrested for child neglect and being crackheads isn't particularly funny or surprising, but it was plot element and supposed friend of forum Nick Rekieta that happened which gives it importance to us personally.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

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This is the life kiwibros that we are missing out on.

Posted by Piggy himself - archive

This looks like a promo shot from a really shitty 80s family sitcom.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Isn't half of his motion dead before it even begins, simply because Aaron was not the person who reported him in the first place. Thus the character of Aaron is irrelevant.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Someone really hurt Nick. Who is close enough to Nick to hurt him.


Drex?

my bet is the live in nanny

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He obfuscated on this issue during the Dax Herrera stream where he made a big deal about how he spends tons of money on snacks that kids actually like (referring to some KF posts about having food available for the kids).

Yeah way to provide a healthy lifestyle for your kids by dropping off “snacks”. No wonder your legs looking like late stage AIDS victim.

 

[Coprinus Comatus]

I know that last MN public records drop is from July but man. The boiling levels of hatred in me when reading how Balldo and Kayla were “uncooperative” in getting their goddamn kids back home or even doing anything to allow the kids to see their parents somewhere else than a dystopian Harmony centre and then seeing him smug and smirking on stream talking shit about everyone else and arguing semantics… Nick you piece of shit

 

[AltisticRight]

Interesting matter of public record attached

This is a funny set.

lol
lmao even
Fact check: FALSE


Hey, them keedz are learning, like cleaning up the house so their parents and daddy's Fleshlight can get blitzed out in the coom dungeon.

Also Balldo loves being factual. Did his parents actually used a comb to clean the house? I don't think that will work on the stained carpets.

Hey, the oldest son can be a part of the safety plan.
He can TAKE CARE of his parents. Mummy and daddy, no snow today okay? Maybe they can get him to read GC-MS reports next.

Spoiler: Enhanced documents

 

[Drama keen]

> They (the children) believe they've learned their lesson.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Two grown adults in their 40s who need "environmental education" to know how to clean a damn house and do laundry?! And they are supposed to be in charge of children?

It's ridiculous that Nick and his shyster lawyers try to deny that him and Kayla have ever used the drugs that were found in their home and IN THEIR CHILD. The reason the home is dirty and the kids are neglected is because both parents are junkies, not because they don't know how to vacuum or load a dishwasher.

 

[parsnip]

This seems like an excellent opportunity for the eldest son to blackmail his parents, Who's grounding who now, bitch?!

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Imagine being such a fuck up you somehow end up with your kid making sure you don't do drugs & the house is clean.

Fucking nightmare fuel! Well done nick you have probably emotionally and mentally scarred your kids!

 

[Gorbus]

I know that last MN public records drop is from July but man. The boiling levels of hatred in me when reading how Balldo and Kayla were “uncooperative” in getting their goddamn kids back home or even doing anything to allow the kids to see their parents somewhere else than a dystopian Harmony centre and then seeing him smug and smirking on stream talking shit about everyone else and arguing semantics… Nick you piece of shit

Lawyers, especially the NPD ones (which is like ~60%), have a tendency to fall into an almost Sovereign Citizen level delusion where they conflate 'what is proven in legal terms' with 'what is actually true'. Because their profession is bound by those very specific rules, they start to think everyone is, and that they are some kind of Noble Truth Duellist creating a new reality through genius legal work.

Even though everyone else on the earth understands it to be what it is, ie a legally codified form of lying. Just because a piece of evidence might have been made inadmissible in court by some gay technicality, it is still evidence to the entire rest of the world.

This is the real source of Nick's seething: the fact that the narrative around him stays exactly the same regardless of what cunning legal maneuver he pulls off. We're supposed to be tricked, damn it! There are RULES!

 

[thebigdream]

This is a funny set.

lol
lmao even
Fact check: FALSE
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Hey, them keedz are learning, like cleaning up the house so their parents and daddy's Fleshlight can get blitzed out in the coom dungeon.
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Also Balldo loves being factual. Did his parents actually used a comb to clean the house? I don't think that will work on the stained carpets.

Hey, the oldest son can be a part of the safety plan.
He can TAKE CARE of his parents. Mummy and daddy, no snow today okay? Maybe they can get him to read GC-MS reports next.
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Spoiler: Enhanced documents

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How fucking embarrassing for your eldest to feel the need to be part of a 'safety plan' to keep your house clean and free of drugs. There's no recovering from this Balldobros, this is the saddest shit imaginable. His son's going to be chasing him and April around with a black light.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

excuse me sir, the correct description is “non practicing”