Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lidl Drip]

> They (the children) believe they've learned their lesson.

It's clear that Nick and Kayla are blaming the children for this all going tits up "if only you hadn't complained about being hungry and washed your own clothes this never would have happened!!" and the children feel punished by being removed from the home while their parents get to stay there. Bringing this up in court as an argument FOR Nick is insane. "The children have learned that they are not allowed to speak up to people they trust because they now fear that they will be punished by being taken away from their parents, this is a good thing" the fucking audacity.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Imagine being such a fuck up you somehow end up with your kid making sure you don't do drugs & the house is clean.

Fucking nightmare fuel! Well done nick you have probably emotionally and mentally scarred your kids!

Someone joked about it about 1,000 pages ago, but Nick's eldest beating the shit out of him in the near future is looking more and more likely, especially given what his worthless parents have allowed to happen to his siblings.

I dunno what physical state the kid is in, but given Crackets looks like he weighs 80-pounds soaking wet I reckon any average teenager could knock him out.

 

[Gorbus]

Someone joked about it about 1,000 pages ago, but Nick's eldest beating the shit out of him in the near future is looking more and more likely, especially given what his worthless parents have allowed to happen to his siblings.

I dunno what physical state the kid is in, but given Crackets looks like he weighs 80-pounds soaking wet I reckon any average teenager could knock him out.

The reason his kids are all doing so many extra-curricular sports and activities is that they're secretly training to beat the shit out of Nick together like the ending of Death Proof.

 

[Desktop User2]

Imagine being such a fuck up you somehow end up with your kid making sure you don't do drugs & the house is clean.

EVS vindicated! Finally those brats are about to take some responsibility in life: taking care of their pants shitting junkie parents.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Also playing the whiskey drinking lawyer song for an outro. Figured he was gonna ditch it.

It was the first stream since his arrest that had either his intro or his outro.

Why did he do it? Did he forget and didn't delete it from OBS (which would be in line with how superficial the big studio changes were) - or maybe it's the end of the 'sober' arc?

He pauses for a while and then has to make make fun of Legal Mindset again. I left the pauses in because it shows how he still takes time to think.

Meme Copium while watching Nick struggling to come up with a Sean joke ('I would say you have an egg on your face... but you would eat it!') mentioned that Elissa cuts a lot of dead air. You can really see it. It takes him a lot of time to come up with a lamest joke. If he's been really sober the last 60 days then it's even worse - that means he's permanently cooked.

Some time ago I checked out his first videos and my first reaction for a second was 'wow, he was so young back then' before realizing it was the Maddox stuff and it was six years ago, not sixteen.


(the Kubrick stare on the left is from the latest stream)

 

[Finger Pistols]

This seems like an excellent opportunity for the eldest son to blackmail his parents, Who's grounding who now, bitch?!

>Look here! Look! Listen dad! If you give us spaghetti-o's one more time and don't wash the clothes I will call the CPS lady right now!
>*Drunkenly srambles through his coke stash to find other canned foods*

 

[Pagan Min]

Just got done watching Sean going over the latest public interest drop... I have to agree with him (mind you, IANAL) that Nick & Qayla's lawyers did a really good job with what they had to work with... If Nick is upset with that lawyering, then maybe the little faggot should represent himself in the future...

 

[Oxyjen]

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excuse me sir, the correct description is “non practicing”

Oh but he is a criminal lawyer. Sneed!

 

[Null]

this dude is chugging a fucking gallon of water in the first 20 minutes. he's barely able to speak a sentence between each gulp and he's drinking right into the mic. i wonder what gave him cottonmouth.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

i wonder what gave him cottonmouth.

He was just so excited to have his keeedz back.

 

[A Random Lurker]

Describing that sandwich. Something about it just disturbs me and probably can be used for meme material later. Maybe he was thinking of the white powder since he did that sniff.

What a disgusting sandwich, layering bread like a big Mac, butter with peanut butter as a filling. No wonder Nick is so fat, he might be the only person on cocaine to gain weight. Weird.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

this dude is chugging a fucking gallon of water in the first 20 minutes. he's barely able to speak a sentence between each gulp and he's drinking right into the mic. i wonder what gave him cottonmouth.

April and Kayla's dry ass pussy.

 

[The Zombies Are Coming]

i wonder what gave him cottonmouth.

Aids meds?

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Lots of looking at the corner demon tonight.

Based on our current knowledge of the identity of said corner demon, I believe when he looks in that direction he's trying to figure out what the awful smell is.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick still seething at the file leaking of his daughter testing positive for cocaine, saying it was done intentionally.

Nick really thinks that the daughter cocaine thing is the only reason people hate him.

That he did everything else right and if that didn't come out we'd all still love him. It's honestly insulting.

 

[Contracted Weeb]

Imagine being a 16/17 year old kid. Working hard at school, thinking about your future and wanting to go to college just to have all that slapped away becaues your Mom and dad are junkies and its your responsibility to look after them and their mistress. Being forced at that age to take on so much responsibility never ends well.

Fucking hell I feel terrible for all the kids what a shitshow of a situation for the parents to somehow turn this around and say "theyve learned their lessons" as if the blame falls on them.

 

[Associate Rick]

The part of the transcript where Nick tries to interrupt the judge and gets smacked down for it is pure pornography.

And Nick the obedient has been stewing in Copenhagen ever since.

Lol. Lmao, even.

I posted yesterday hoping for a "Sir, don't do that" in Nicks case and what do you know, he already did it weeks ago , I hope there's plenty more to come and the next time Nick tries to pull a "SEAN!! SEAN!!" I hope that person just responds with "No. I'm speaking now. Okay, Mr. Rekieta?".

 

[Oliver Onions]

(the Kubrick stare on the left is from the latest stream)

Nick coming for that little shit who didn't listen to dad's advice on how to pass a drugs test:

Aids meds?
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Ecstasy and other controlled substances also cause extreme cottonmouth. But surely Nick would never...

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

I am curious as to why Rekieta pere and mere were not there. Are they back in FL? I also thikn it is really interesting that Celeste hasn't been around. I agree with whoever said it above, I wonder if she reported the household to CPS and that is why Nick feels hard done by and "hurt." ("It's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Can't you see how you hurt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!")

If he feels "hurt," I wonder how his children feel. Too bad no one asked that question in a superchat. Also, his eldest kid is sweet as pie. I hope that poor kid trying to make himself responsible for his adult parents' sobriety causes all those shitheads (looking at you, Doug TenNapel and Ethan Van Sciver) who said the eldest should step up to the plate, twitch a bit. But it probably won't.

 

[StMaryPiper]

What a disgusting sandwich, layering bread like a big Mac, butter with peanut butter as a filling. No wonder Nick is so fat, he might be the only person on cocaine to gain weight. Weird.

It’s hangover food, late night binge food, lazy on a Saturday and don’t want to get dressed food. The most amount of filling for the least amount of effort and the quickest amount of time.