Cringestorian X
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Ethan "Gunt" Ralph vs Aaron Imholte Boxing Match - Piglet fled the state after accepting the challenge - Ralph's Gunt and Blunt (Formerly Tonka's)
- Thread starter Cucktry Roads
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So he trotted from Meheecoh all the way to Kandiyohi county, Minnesota because of a $500 drop, yet he needs $3000 to have a pillow fight?
Fuck right off.
Pussy, fat useless piggy with quadruple titties.
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In Ralphabingo "acts like a bitch made pussy" is the free space
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Looks way nicer than a steel shack in a third world country. I guess the winner of the boxing match can luxuriate in his first world house, while the pussy loser has to beg for pocket change to get back to his southern hovel
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The only way an Ethan fight is worth $3000 is if it’s gloves off, no holds barred, with an opponent who’s not afraid to kill him.
Mynameisdark
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Ralph wouldn't last ten seconds, not hyperbole, in a boxing match. He's essentially demanding to get humiliated for $300 a second. Ralph was feeling generous so he backed out, and humiliated himself for free.
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Nigger would be gassed just from climbing into the ring.
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Ralph isn't the only one guilty of this, but people need to realize that talking shit about fighting and pussying out is way, way more embarrassing than talking shit about fighting and fighting and losing. It's not Schrodinger's fight, if you start jawing about it, you've lost until you prove otherwise.
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Ever since he no showed for the fight Ralph can't even keep his own gayfabe straight. At this point in the lie he might as well say he lives at Aaron's gym. Ralph has been Xeeting all night (xcancel has been a fantastic Nitter instance) but here are the cliff notes in regards to when Ralph wants to fight. Aaron has agreed to nothing only saying this in response to a whole night of Xeets.
A Hog Organizes A Fight Part Deux
Friday at 10:00 pm CDT. ( T | A )
Now it has jumped to early Friday. ( T | A )
Somehow the $3k magically deposited itself. ( T | A )
The fight has again moved up to Thursday (today) exact time unknown. ( T | A )
Time getting locked in at noon CDT Thursday. ( T | A )
Ralph makes this tweet at 6:33 am CDT. Moving the fight time to 10:30 am Thursday a mere four hours later. ( T | A )
*Note Ralph did say he would be there last night ( T | A )
Woops, roll back that clock it is now 7:00 pm CDT Thursday. ( T | A )
The monetary goal has unmet itself. ( T | A )
Current State of Schrödinger's Gunt
A Hog Organizes A Fight Part Deux
Friday at 10:00 pm CDT. ( T | A )
Now it has jumped to early Friday. ( T | A )
Somehow the $3k magically deposited itself. ( T | A )
The fight has again moved up to Thursday (today) exact time unknown. ( T | A )
Time getting locked in at noon CDT Thursday. ( T | A )
Ralph makes this tweet at 6:33 am CDT. Moving the fight time to 10:30 am Thursday a mere four hours later. ( T | A )
*Note Ralph did say he would be there last night ( T | A )
Woops, roll back that clock it is now 7:00 pm CDT Thursday. ( T | A )
The monetary goal has unmet itself. ( T | A )
Current State of Schrödinger's Gunt
- Ralph has both met and not met his $3k goal to fight Aaron.
- Ralph can and cannot be up to that gym anytime between 10:30 am CDT Thursday August 22nd and 10:00pm CDT Friday August 23rd year of our Lord 2024.
- Ralph both did and did not say he would be at the gym Wednesday night.
- There are between one and two cats down in Merida that have been alone since this journey began on the 18th.
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I'm pretty sure he's going to milk this until he gets the cash to afford his return trip airfare.
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Through the magic of fight-ducking technology! Avoid ever having to deliver on your challenges using this one weird trick!
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Even if he's ducking them, he got fucked up worse than some dudes i know IRL who got their spirit broken by it and got meek afterwards, that (very tasty) punch by MintSalad would be enough for most niggers to shut the hell up, out of pure shame. Then again, i know we are talking about the Gunt here, so you can't really measure his behaviour by real people's standards. Nigger has less than zero shame.
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I hope Aaron leaves him hanging, that one response calling him bitchmade is enough, let him flail and cry on xitter to himself for the rest of the week.
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No, I think he should keep going, make the pig get humiliated further when he refuses to show again.
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Ralph singlehandedly trying to force through an Aaron redemption arc.
Absolute lol
Absolute lol
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Can we just do a general thread on how many times this fat retard challenged people to a fight and bitched out instead? We all know it's not gonna happen, he knows, and who the fuck expects a guy who brags about being hidden in Mexico to not no-show by default?
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Very interesting that right after meeting with Nick, Ralph doxes one of the potential witnesses in his criminal case.
Some might call it witness intimidation...
Some might call it witness intimidation...
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I would be so totally FELTED and btfo'd if Ralph showed up to the fight. I would never be able to recover.
Warm Lasagna
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By a convicted felon, no less.
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Who is challenging witness to fight and coming to courthouse with a knife.