Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

Nick is kind of bad at streaming. He takes like twenty minutes to make a point about something everyone already knows, then quickly treads over what people don’t already know, making nothing more clear than it was before. It’s a wonder his stream ever got as popular as it did. I think it’s because the people he brought onto his show actually were good at explaining things, and he was a funny enough MC.

He was successful because he hadn't yet let his alcoholism take control, and he was good at getting guests who knew more about the law than him, and because Nick was basically an ignorant layman, he knew what questions the average layman would want to have clarified and he asked them.
People didnt tune in for Nick, they tuned in for the trials and for his guests. Nick was a decent host when he could stay sober.
Once the drink got hold of him he became an embarassment, and his guests started to distance themselves, Nick made the show about himself and his debauchery, and he became the content, instead of making the content, and when that happened the only people who stayed around were hardcore Balldo Washers and people like us who liked watching trash fires.

 

[BlastMonk]

Can someone explain to me how current Nick has a much fuller and thicker facial hair than older Nick? Is it just letting it grow out more? Or is it the diet of a bottle of whiskey a day for like year that did it, the coke addiction? Is it the result of nick being a high T alpha chad having a menage a trois? Its the only part of his life (children taken away, drug addict) and personal health (His dick has stopped working so he uses a balldo lmao) that has gotten better over time, I just want to know why.

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[Crinoids]

Being able to talk over the courtrooms in law streams formed a bad habit in him.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

You can cause yourself a fucking seizure continually drinking water as well, it’s really not a smart idea.

true but if I recall right you gotta drink ungodly amounts, like order of magnitudes than that amount rekieta has been having to stave off the cotton mouth, with salt/electrolyte intake factoring in.

but yeah i think if you tried drinking a couple gallons in a short manner of time you die from your cells being filled with water lmfao. Who knows maybe enough drugs and that'll be nick's final end.

 

[Observantwatcherofthings0]

You can cause yourself a fucking seizure continually drinking water as well, it’s really not a smart idea.

Was something they used to warn about for MDMA users at raves. It makes you thirsty and feel hot, and several people dropped dead after chugging water all night.

You can flood your kidneys and die. You’re right

true but if I recall right you gotta drink ungodly amounts, like order of magnitudes than that amount rekieta has been having to stave off the cotton mouth, with salt/electrolyte intake factoring in.

but yeah i think if you tried drinking a couple gallons in a short manner of time you die from your cells being filled with water lmfao. Who knows maybe enough drugs and that'll be nick's final end.

I remember seeing a woman had died by drinking 3 litres in less than an hour or some shit.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I have a feeling there's a lot of tension within the extended families of Nick and Kayla at the moment. There is simply no way this is not the case. Most seem to believe or agree that Nick's parents are some flavor of enabler or are in supreme denial (not that it can't be both). While the jury is still kind of out on Kayla's rents, her mother's appearance and behavior in court yesterday is also interesting, though it does not necessarily imply Kayla's parents are also enablers. It's a complicated thing. I think it would be hard for them to be big enablers considering they had several other kids they had to care for and presumably didn't inherit a kabillion dollarinos.

I think there's got to be a civil war within the extended family (siblings, cousins, aunts, etc.); some are firm believers in Nick's various sides of the story while others are much more grounded in reality. Maybe some of them tried staging interventions prior to last May. Things like this can and will drive wedges between families that destroy them forever. The holidays will never be the same.

I tend to believe that MN Public Records is a relative.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I have a feeling there's a lot of tension within the extended families of Nick and Kayla at the moment. There is simply no way this is not the case. Most seem to believe or agree that Nick's parents are some flavor of enabler or are in supreme denial (not that it can't be both). While the jury is still kind of out on Kayla's rents, her mother's appearance and behavior in court yesterday is also interesting, though it does not necessarily imply Kayla's parents are also enablers. It's a complicated thing. I think it would be hard for them to be big enablers considering they had several other kids they had to care for and presumably didn't inherit a kabillion dollarinos.

I think there's got to be a civil war within the extended family (siblings, cousins, aunts, etc.); some are firm believers in Nick's various sides of the story while others are much more grounded in reality. Maybe some of them tried staging interventions prior to last May. Things like this can and will drive wedges between families that destroy them forever. The holidays will never be the same.

I tend to believe that MN Public Records is a relative.

for sure especially since kayla's sis was one of the people to call it in. I imagine rackets is on super thin ice with a lot of kayla's family.

 

[SaltyFanta]

true but if I recall right you gotta drink ungodly amounts, like order of magnitudes than that amount rekieta has been having to stave off the cotton mouth, with salt/electrolyte intake factoring in.

If you're of sane mind drinking enough water to really do a lot of harm is unlikely, I used to drink quite a lot of water and it'd give me really mean headaches. You'd have to be messed up somehow to just ignore the many ways your body prevents you from killing yourself.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

Can someone explain to me how current Nick has a much fuller and thicker facial hair than older Nick? Is it just letting it grow out more? Or is it the diet of a bottle of whiskey a day for like year that did it, the coke addiction? Is it the result of nick being a high T alpha chad having a menage a trois? Its the only part of his life (children taken away, drug addict) and personal health (His dick has stopped working so he uses a balldo lmao) that has gotten better over time, I just want to know why.

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Men tend to lose the hair on top of their head and get a lot more everywhere else as they age. Nick has aged 20 years in 6. It's also just a lot longer and he is generally unkempt now.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

for sure especially since kayla's sis was one of the people to call it in. I imagine rackets is on super thin ice with a lot of kayla's family.

Not just her sister—her adopted sister, JaymeLee. She is presumably the reason the Slettas were already licensed to foster, and have been for about 30 years. Don’t know the circumstances under which JaymeLee was put in foster care/adopted, but if it was anything related to drugs or neglect, it’s easy to see why she had particular cause for concern.

 

[Drama keen]

A lot of people say how they stopped watching Rekieta at that point, I never did. He stopped streaming. Seemingly everything, when I checked, some time after the dindu nuffin sovereign torture trial, but I wouldn't watch much outside trials, not him solo for sure. Then I somehow caught wind of... odd stuff, and somehow I ended up here.

 

[AnOminous]

It should’ve been obvious that Nick was a retard when he antagonized Montegraph. He still argues that Monty needs to prove damages when it’s been ruled per se defamation. Nick is not merely dumb, he is delusional.

Well, Monty still does need to prove damages at some point, but even if he just gets a nominal one dollar in damages (because Nick is a pathetic lunatic and nobody believes a word he says to the point Monty suffered minimal damages) and a declaration that Nick is a lying fuckface who lies like he breathes, Nick is still out six figures.

Awesome we have a LawKiwi in Nick's thread to explain to Nick how wrong he is. Awesome.

Quite a few actually, including at least two who actually practice in Minnesota.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

A lot of people say how they stopped watching Rekieta at that point, I never did. He stopped streaming. Seemingly everything, when I checked, some time after the dindu nuffin sovereign torture trial, but I wouldn't watch much outside trials, not him solo for sure. Then I somehow caught wind of... odd stuff, and somehow I ended up here.

Which dindu? He barely covered the AmeriKKKan Corporation DARELL BROOKS JR. who was wrongfully convicted under grounz dat sujek matter jurisdiktin ain even been proved an the prosecution fink dey slik.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It doesn’t matter, but Nick is hoping nobody notices that. The pastor was the concerned citizen, not Aaron.

My experience with NPD people is that they can be some so deeply invested in their lie that they convince themselves they are right. It's really just sloppy thinking. They won't go back and fact check themselves, either, because that would suggest they might not be right or justified in some larger sense.

Aids meds?
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Alcoholic all-nighter (or all-dayer) + cocaine a double adderall dose.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's main point so far tonight is gloating about having brought a "Franks challenge" (alleging purposeful and/or neglectful misstatements in a search warrant which then invalidate the warrant, from Franks v. Delaware) against the cop who made the search warrant, and seeming certain that he'll win it.

He's fucking retarded. But we knew that.

Where the defendant makes a substantial preliminary showing that a false statement knowingly and intentionally, or with reckless disregard for the truth, was included by the affiant in the warrant affidavit, and if the allegedly false statement is necessary to the finding of probable cause, the Fourth Amendment, as incorporated in the Fourteenth Amendment, requires that a hearing be held at the defendant's request. The trial court here therefore erred in refusing to examine the adequacy of petitioner's proffer of misrepresentation in the warrant affidavit.

Now, what do we have here?

Do we have a "substantial preliminary showing?" Do we have a "false statement?" Do we have any basis whatsoever that it was "knowingly and intentionally" included by the cop who wrote the affidavit? Were Aaron's statements even "necessary to the finding of probable cause?"

We have nothing but Nick's "just trust me bro" that he pulled out of his skeletal, drug-addled ass.

Nick should just counter stream snipe Sean rather than vaguely raging at him, Kurt, @AnOminous, and other practicing attorneys that have commented on his retardation.

NPL here actually. Don't even have an active license, which Nick still does.

 

[Comfyman]

Maybe this is far fetched but if what Camelot said was correct and Nick spent up to $20k on coke a month then he'd probably need to have had a pretty big supplier. What are the chances that this thing crossed state lines and could escalate to a federal crime?

 

[AnOminous]

What the fuck is up with his facial expression? It's like he's trying his hardest not to show any emotion lest the gunman off camera blows his brains out.

I think you mean lest the side whore he has in the room with him realizes how utterly fucked he is and bails and turns state's evidence.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

Maybe this is far fetched but if what Camelot said was correct and Nick spent up to $20k on coke a month then he'd probably need to have had a pretty big supplier. What are the chances that this thing crossed state lines and could escalate to a federal crime?

With what the state has now, no. They don't have $20k worth of coke in his possession, they have ~26g. They haven't confiscated any electronics and don't seem to be going any deeper than the possession, the guns, and the child neglect/endangerment. He may talk himself into whatever MN calls a tampering or destruction of evidence charge if he keeps fucking with his posted streams and tries to play dumb when they subpoena him for originals, but he hasn't done enough for that yet.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

The way Nick just flaunts his polycule at this point... April being there with them all the time and even on the photo with ragepig. And guys - internet, whatever - but can you even imagine what their families are thinking about this? Papa Rekieta sounds like a senior retard who still wipes Nick's flat ass, but Kayla's family? They know very well everything Aaron has said is true, they know April is Nick's side coke whore. They know this is still the environment the kids are in. Can you even imagine watching your daughter/sister/aunt fuck her life up this bad?

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Maybe this is far fetched but if what Camelot said was correct and Nick spent up to $20k on coke a month then he'd probably need to have had a pretty big supplier. What are the chances that this thing crossed state lines and could escalate to a federal crime?

I always thought Camelot meant that $20k was going to both drugs and hookers, since he also talked about Nick spending money on hookers/call girls when they were together. It's just a pet theory, though, because spending $20k on drugs alone each month is crazy. But $20k on drugs and hookers is very plausible, depending on the type of prostitute. And we know Nick engaged with callgirls because he would publicly follow them on Instagram from his account.

There isn't proof of it outside Camelot talking about getting hookers in Vegas, the Instagram, and Nick's general approach to the sanctity of his marriage, but Nick having a hooker habit at that time makes a lot of sense.