DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

That fucking medallion really is a cursed item lmao, and all this time I thought that retards seance was just a grift, I kneel.

But on another note, I doubt it was grooming or such, muta doesn't strike me as the sort, so either this was probably another hack of the week to peddle that meme coin whose name I already forgot by creating traffic for it, or he murdered his wife in a pajeet induced "redeem!!!" rage, and is currently on the run - I'm aiming towards the second, as that would at least be original, as for some reason we haven't gotten any noteworthy murder youtubers.

Oh ye of little faith. A budding sexual predator resides in the heart of every Jeet. You just need to believe.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Don't forget Kat is now a walking whale unlike a few years prior. That's even more of a liability. For one she is probably slow and she is most likely prone to exhaustion and sickness. Give it a few years and she is unemployable and will most like collect social security (Phil will manage to fudge his humbers to get it)

Kat is married to a guy who makes $100,000 in a bad year and recently has seen his daily income triple. Yet instead of paying to fix their toilet, dishwasher, or shower (or finally taking her on a vacation for a few days), he instead buys different colors of soundproofing foam. And she hasn't left him.

So that tells you her level of intelligence or ambition.

 

[johnkimble123]

For somebody always talking about getting to sleep because his wife has to wake up early… tweeting about nonsense at 4-5 am sure makes all that talk sound like bs

(I know it is but it’s just funny again how much he lies)

 

[Balr0g]

For somebody always talking about getting to sleep because his wife has to wake up early… tweeting about nonsense at 4-5 am sure makes all that talk sound like bs

(I know it is but it’s just funny again how much he lies)

Also watching detractors early in the morning instead of like him saying that he gets up late in the morning. He probably doesn't sleep much

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Certainly one of the strangest arcs in DSP history. SmugSydePhil never lasts because Phil does not know how to take a W. What you do is stay modest. What you do not do is:

- Copy KC lingo (felted, based, etc.)
- Boast your new riches
- Shit on your hardcore fan base
- Bring back the "King" moniker you have avoided like the plague for years
- Taunt the detractors every stream
- Start buying new stuff instantly
- Gold medal tier mental gymnastics to cope how you "avoid drama"

Watch out DSP, the KC whales are mentally ill faggots well on their way to reach SoK tier detractor sped levels. The DSP cycle never fails.

 

[BurntBlinis]

At this point it is pretty clear his life is dictated by by his obsession of detractors or anyone who dislikes or criticizes his methods. Imagine having your spending money tripled along with your delusions. It is quite a tragedy.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

I still don't believe KC is trolling I think they believe all of this King BS and they will protect Phil till it's not reasonable anymore

Oh KC is totally trolling. It's the equivalent to a man fucking another dude in the ass to troll his friends by "pretending" being gay.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

 

[FamicomGorby]

Ya know what, maybe this is good for Phil. Not that he won't come crashing down eventually, but maybe this will be the confidence boost that finally gets him to fuckin leave his house. He could finally go to an arcade, play Street Fighter in person, and finally show every scrub what he can do without online only gameplay.

Or maybe he could finally just take Kat somewhere for the weekend, since he refuses to spend any money on a decent vacation for her, drive to Vancouver or something. Though I doubt either of em have passports. Maybe just rent a cabin by Mt. Olympic for the hot springs, tell Kat it's just like Japan.

Fuckin anything really, the defining feature of Phil's career is being completely stagnant for years except for brief moments where reality breaks through to him.

 

[johnkimble123]

I’ve used the word debase a lot but it’s so fascinating watching so many people throw their beliefs out the window so easily. KC is one thing but their pay subs supporting DSP just because dear leaders said it is kinda wild.

Also funny that DSP is such an alien that he’s convinced 2 weeks of positivity disproves an adult life of negativity.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Ya know what, maybe this is good for Phil. Not that he won't come crashing down eventually, but maybe this will be the confidence boost that finally gets him to fuckin leave his house. He could finally go to an arcade, play Street Fighter in person, and finally show every scrub what he can do without online only gameplay.

Or maybe he could finally just take Kat somewhere for the weekend, since he refuses to spend any money on a decent vacation for her, drive to Vancouver or something. Though I doubt either of em have passports. Maybe just rent a cabin by Mt. Olympic for the hot springs, tell Kat it's just like Japan.

Fuckin anything really, the defining feature of Phil's career is being completely stagnant for years except for brief moments where reality breaks through to him.

Phil will never take action or make a sacrifice for someone else. Not even his wife. A trip to the zoo or weekend in Seattle would not be very expensive, but he would rather pull Hogans and drink

 

[EmpGulcasa]

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Nice try, nudnik. He's just doing a silly bit for his chat, he's still the real Phil, unlike those muppets who dye their hair blue and dance on stream.

EDIT: Great. Look who got mentioned in an article about Mutahar closing his twitter account. We won't hear the end of this. He's famous now.

https://www.sportskeeda.com/us/streamers/news-no-idea-going-on-someordinarygamers-seemingly-deactivating-official-x-account-leaves-netizens-puzzled

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Great. Look who got mentioned in an article about Mutahar closing his twitter account. We won't hear the end of this. He's famous now.

https://www.sportskeeda.com/us/streamers/news-no-idea-going-on-someordinarygamers-seemingly-deactivating-official-x-account-leaves-netizens-puzzled

At least he has something kinda interesting to talk about tomorrow. And the next day. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND the next day. And...you know where this is going

 

[Jang Joo]

Funny thing scrolling through X: it seems Mutahar has been felted by the refusal to play with the king

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What got Mutahar first? Using Sonichu medallion or entering directly into the vortex?

Good fucking Lord that thing really is cursed, huh?

 

[Balr0g]

Good fucking Lord that thing really is cursed, huh?

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Someone should send DSP the medaillion and then we can bet, what will last longer: the pigroach's luck or the curse

 

[Jang Joo]

Someone should send DSP the medaillion and then we can bet, what will last longer: the pigroach's luck or the curse

The universe would divide by 0

 

[BlastMonk]

Someone should send DSP the medaillion and then we can bet, what will last longer: the pigroach's luck or the curse

It would cancel out and DSP would become a well rounded person and his narc mind would be cured. Or he'd get stabbed to death on his next day off by a druggie in a mugging gone wrong

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Ya know what, maybe this is good for Phil. Not that he won't come crashing down eventually, but maybe this will be the confidence boost that finally gets him to fuckin leave his house. He could finally go to an arcade, play Street Fighter in person, and finally show every scrub what he can do without online only gameplay.

Or maybe he could finally just take Kat somewhere for the weekend, since he refuses to spend any money on a decent vacation for her, drive to Vancouver or something. Though I doubt either of em have passports. Maybe just rent a cabin by Mt. Olympic for the hot springs, tell Kat it's just like Japan.

Fuckin anything really, the defining feature of Phil's career is being completely stagnant for years except for brief moments where reality breaks through to him.

I don't give a fuck about this.
Got monkeypawed into old DSP but now we dont have the fun idiotic gameplay of Phil, just more obnoxious Phil.

Yeah really feelin that "He just play game bad and stupid" that a lot of tourist cared for in the beginning. Now you can see why people don't like him?

No, most likely not I guess.

System Shock remake has the old Phil in it. He's fuckin stupid and cant manage ammo. But no, we got some retarded thing in the mail and he has to waste time fidgeting with his fisher price toys and talking about how he wants to fuck trolls or some shit.

 

[Peko]

EDIT: Great. Look who got mentioned in an article about Mutahar closing his twitter account. We won't hear the end of this. He's famous now.

https://www.sportskeeda.com/us/streamers/news-no-idea-going-on-someordinarygamers-seemingly-deactivating-official-x-account-leaves-netizens-puzzled

Can't say I've ever heard of Sportskeeda. Expect Phil to bring up that this is such huge news that a SPORTS WEBSITE (Huuuah!?!) covered it and used his name.
I dunno man dude said he had a family issue? If it's something serious then deactivating your twitter seems like a logical move to make because that hellsite does nothing for anyones mental if they're going through shit. If his Youtube had gone down that's when you'd know shit has gone wrong. Mans prolly just tryna steer clear of drama for a bit, something I hope Phil never learns to do.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Muta thing is weird. He posted a video and made tweets unrelated to Phil the night he was supposed to stream with Phil, and now deleted Twitter.