Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Male Idiot]

I am absolutely devastated. I wanted 69 more seasons for the Acolyte. Shit was the best thing to laugh at, with that she monkey doing (c)rap-tracks when prodded in her cagie.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't care about spoilers, I know master Bug Eyes gets killed by Darth Vader

But did you know before that she beats the absolute shit out of him, because she's a total Girl Boss™? That really pissed me off, not because I'm a fanboy but because the one part of Fallen Order that stuck with me was how they successfully managed to make Darth Vader feel intimidating, instead of the embarrassing fan service shit in Rogue One. When he stalks you at the end like Michael Myers it's actually pretty intense, but Yas Kween Slay slaps him about in Survivor like any other boss.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I guess the real cancel culture was for all these cancelled follow-on seasons of these shitty shows.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

I see so much coping about how the Acolyte brought "fresh new" ideas to star wars and just
star wars has been had those, it was called the expanded universe with things like republic commando, kotor, jedi knight, various stories, and other things
and disney flushed it down the toilet to appease to you tourist fucks who never liked the series to begin with, get fucked

 

[Mac Monster]

If your ideas are so good, make your own Gay Nigger Lesbian Orgy IP instead of ruining Star Wars.

Clearly the Hunger Games needs to be rebooted with a Katniss replaced by a Male protagonist who builds a harem of waifus from each of the 13 districts.

They don't want their own franchises, all they want is to do is corrupt other people's work, especially if the primary audience of that work is male. They will never be satisfied unless every piece of media on the planet reflects their worldview and is full of niggers and faggots.

 

[Bob Barbas]

But did you know before that she beats the absolute shit out of him, because she's a total Girl Boss™? That really pissed me off, not because I'm a fanboy but because the one part of Fallen Order that stuck with me was how they successfully managed to make Darth Vader feel intimidating, instead of the embarrassing fan service shit in Rogue One. When he stalks you at the end like Michael Myers it's actually pretty intense, but Yas Kween Slay slaps him about in Survivor like any other boss.

Yeah I thought that was pretty retarded too. Honestly would've made more sense to have us play as Vader or something and just let us stomp the shit out of her. Almost like a reverse of how TFU began, y'know with you playing as Vader before switching to Starkiller.

 

[Ghostse]

But did you know before that she beats the absolute shit out of him, because she's a total Girl Boss™? That really pissed me off, not because I'm a fanboy but because the one part of Fallen Order that stuck with me was how they successfully managed to make Darth Vader feel intimidating, instead of the embarrassing fan service shit in Rogue One. When he stalks you at the end like Michael Myers it's actually pretty intense, but Yas Kween Slay slaps him about in Survivor like any other boss.

The worst part of that was her getting yeeted to lava death by Vader was so fuckin badass. I mean that was fucking great and like you said, made Vader finally feel like a real threat again - no rebel child, I'm not going to even bother fighting you, enjoy Lava. It was a really good holy shit moment, so good I though the clips were troll edits at first. Then 5 minutes later she "No One's Ever Really Gone"'s back and its now incredibly lame and gay and the dumbest plot armor.

They don't want their own franchises, all they want is to do is corrupt other people's work, especially if the primary audience of that work is male. They will never be satisfied unless every piece of media on the planet reflects their worldview and is full of niggers and faggots.

Well that's because all media that isn't just packed with faggots, niggers, and trannies is going to be preferable to their gay morality tales about how if you don't pay $50,000 to invert a man's cock so he can molest little girls in the lady's you committing a genocide. They have to chop down the forest so their twig is the tallest tree.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Legosperging: The Lego Group did not make any Acolyte sets, no. Acolyte has some and gone with no set releases and, although I am not a SW mark I do follow Lego leaks/rumors fairly closely, and I have not seen any news of to be released Acolyte sets. Consider, Lego has previously released sets which spoiled moments in Disney+ SW shows and just recently released a set on August 1 for a series called “Skeleton Crew” which hadn’t even been properly announced yet. It has a lot to do with TLG’s fairly rigid release schedule. If Acolyte sets were coming, we’d have known. TLG really dodged a bullet on this one, somehow. The question is, how did they know

I wonder if Lego just doesn't have much faith in Disney + shows, of if it's normal for them to not make merch for a show until season 2 is greenlit. I know that Lego has an exlusive liscence for brick sets with Disney, but do they have to pay for seperate liscences for each new show?

 

[Ghostse]

I think most of it just nothing that would make a good set. They didn't make anything for Andor, but they did make some Kenobi sets.

 

[Bob Barbas]

Speaking of Vader there is one thing I would like to sperg about that also annoys me a lot with the new Disney Canon. So, in the original EU canon, Obi-Wan specifically hid Luke on Tatooine for one reason. Because of its personal connection to Vader. Vader never wanted to set foot on Tatooine again not wanting to be reminded of his past or Anakin Skywalker.
And to me that explanation made perfect sense. It also accidentally explained why in the movie he didn't just come stomping down there himself the second they found out where the droids with the plans were.

But now in Disney canon that's all completely thrown out the window and Obi-Wan simply chose tatooine because... reasons? There's even a comic where Vader has a grand old time on Tatooine performing his favorite passtime of slaughtering random tusken villages. I think he even pays Watto a visit and fucking murders him?
But yeah, thought that was really stupid.

But again like the saber crystal thing it's one of those things most people don't give a shit about.

EDIT: In addition it's also part of why I thought Kenobi was fucking stupid too because Episode 3 ended up accidentally explaining why their fight in Episode 4 was so slow and cautious looking because back then the last time Vader had ever seen Obi-Wan was the time he made him a fucking cripple so it made sense he'd be playing it safe. Kenobi just completely defeats that.

 

[KissMyTaint]

I think most of it just nothing that would make a good set. They didn't make anything for Andor, but they did make some Kenobi sets.

Yeah they did.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

The thing that made me laugh in Survivor is that, without much exaggeration, the Anakin Wannabe villain's fall is entirely based around him being really pissed that his real estate project failed. Tanalor isn't like his home, it isn't important in the High Republic era like it is to people in the Empire's era where finding a planet that the enemy can't enter is a god sent, there's no other context around it to colour why this venture would be so important to the guy; this mother fucker fell to dark side over some uninhabited stretch of rocks and canyons because he got there first.

no rebel child, I'm not going to even bother fighting you, enjoy Lava.

God, finding out Darth Tomlinson is your father would be so much worse than Vader.

 

[The Nothingness]

So, in the original EU canon, Obi-Wan specifically hid Luke on Tatooine for one reason. Because of its personal connection to Vader. Vader never wanted to set foot on Tatooine again not wanting to be reminded of his past or Anakin Skywalker.
And to me that explanation made perfect sense. It also accidentally explained why in the movie he didn't just come stomping down there himself the second they found out where the droids with the plans were.

It's quite a subtle show, don't tell in hindsight. Modern writing would had one of Imperial officers tell the others not to bring mention Tatoonine in Vader's presence when they prepare to board Leia's ship.

 

[Bob Barbas]

God, finding out Darth Tomlinson is your father would be so much worse than Vader.

"No, rebel child, it is I who am your father."

 

[Weltraumfürst]

It's quite a subtle show, don't tell in hindsight. Modern writing would had one of Imperial officers tell the others not to bring mention Tatoonine in Vader's presence when they prepare to board Leia's ship.

To be fair, back then, Vader was just a threatening villain in cool black space armor. He wasn't on Tattooine because George knew to use him sparingly.

Now, the genius of Star Wars was how a lot of things that were incidental at best got worked in in a good way. I mean, they turned a guy who showed up for two seconds in Episode I into the protagonist of his own comic book line, and a throwaway line about a war involving clones into two movies and two TV shows.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Now, the genius of Star Wars was how a lot of things that were incidental at best got worked in in a good way. I mean, they turned a guy who showed up for two seconds in Episode I into the protagonist of his own comic book line, and a throwaway line about a war involving clones into two movies and two TV shows.

Cassian Andor was a major character in Rogue One, but I think a lot of the success of Andor is that it was able to tap into the old EU's ability to take minor characters and give them starring roles in their own vehicles. The best example being the X-Wing series, probably.

I'd recommend that series to people who enjoyed Andor, and pretty much anyone honestly, and you can skip the last one that takes place 30-something years later.

 

[Bob Barbas]

To be fair, back then, Vader was just a threatening villain in cool black space armor. He wasn't on Tattooine because George knew to use him sparingly.

Now, the genius of Star Wars was how a lot of things that were incidental at best got worked in in a good way. I mean, they turned a guy who showed up for two seconds in Episode I into the protagonist of his own comic book line, and a throwaway line about a war involving clones into two movies and two TV shows.

Honestly, I agree. A lot of the best writing in the old EU in my opinion was when they took something that was incidental or even accidental in the movie and turned it into something.

Like how Vader never wanting to return to Tatooine for instance likely wasn't even thought of back when they filmed A New Hope (I can believe that George MAY have planned that far ahead yes, but I doubt it was that fleshed out. I'd buy he had a basic outline of what the prequel's would've been about but definitely not the finer details.)

Or how like you mention they turned random side characters into main characters. I know it's predictable at this point to bring him up at this point but look at Kyle Katarn. He was just some rando former imperial turned mercenary. Bastard steals the Death Star plans in the first level of his game and from the second game he becomes this badass jedi, ect. The players actually got to see his growth from just some random mercenary to a jedi master and I think it's part of why so many people liked him.

Battlefront 2 (The classic, not the new one.) gave the clonetroopers humanity and character that the movies failed to and in a much more interesting way than the Clone Wars did imo. I always thought the brain chip shit was fucking retarded. The original Battlefront 2 was written literally a decade before that garbage was made canon and a lot of EU content followed what was presented in the game up until they fucked it up.

Battlefront 2 approached Order 66 in a much more interesting way than any future media did imo. Because they didn't just become mindless jedi killers at the snap of a finger because "Hurr durr Order 66." the game depicted it as this gradual thing. The clones had always had a certain dislike for the jedi, how they'd always take credit for everything they did. They were even aware of Order 66's existence in the original canon. It was simply one of the many contingency plans they were trained on. (Order 65 ironically being to eliminate the chancellor.)
They didn't try to pretend that the clones and their jedi general were always best buds forever like the Clone Wars did, in fact it varied. Some jedi actually treated their clones well and were beloved by their clones like Ayla Secura causing inner conflict when Order 66 was called.
Some jedi however treated their clones as nothing more than cannon fodder and their clones were basically dreaming that order 66 would come.
Some stayed loyal to the republic and then empire because it was all they knew, it's what they were born and bred to do. But some were smart enough to realize what was happening and deserted.

My point was it ironically made clone troopers seem even more human than future media ever did, which is hilarious. Because it not only did that, but it did it with nothing more than simple narration.

 

[Ghostse]

Yeah they did.

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interlocking plastic bricks was a mistake.

"No, rebel child, it is I who am your father."

Enjoy Carbonite.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Battlefront 2 approached Order 66 in a much more interesting way than any future media did imo. Because they didn't just become mindless jedi killers at the snap of a finger because "Hurr durr Order 66." the game depicted it as this gradual thing. The clones had always had a certain dislike for the jedi, how they'd always take credit for everything they did. They were even aware of Order 66's existence in the original canon. It was simply one of the many contingency plans they were trained on. (Order 65 ironically being to climate the chancellor.)
They didn't try to pretend that the clones and their jedi general were always best buds forever like the Clone Wars did, in fact it varied. Some jedi actually treated their clones well and were beloved by their clones like Ayla Secura causing inner conflict when Order 66 was called.

Allah forgive me for saying it because the series went full retard, but Republic Commando having some Clones fucking hate their Jedi and hope that Order 66 would happen long before they knew it would was an interesting twist on the dynamic. Especially because it was true of some of the Jedi who were held up as good generals otherwise, since they placed strategy over their clones' lives to an impersonal degree.

On the other hand everything else about how that series handled the Jedi was as bad as the Acolyte and even worse in some places.

 

[draggs]

Cassian Andor was a major character in Rogue One, but I think a lot of the success of Andor is that it was able to tap into the old EU's ability to take minor characters and give them starring roles in their own vehicles. The best example being the X-Wing series, probably.

I'd recommend that series to people who enjoyed Andor, and pretty much anyone honestly, and you can skip the last one that takes place 30-something years later.

Wedge Antilles best pilot in the galaxy, that's not minor, fite me reeeeee