Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Our boy pat got picked up by one of the bigger X handles. Will he squeal in reply? Find out on our next episode of Fat Faggot Z!


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NO CHILD, THE PEOPLE CALLING PICTURES OF ME FAT DO NOT THINK I'M ACTUALLY FAT CHILD, THEY MAGICALLY KNOW YOU ARE THE REAL FAT ONE CHILD
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Also he is on a porcine rampage once again
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EDIT: ok now this is just silly, he is oinking about how anyone who calls him fat has never been asked a question before
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DOUBLE EDIT: yeah he still squealing
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Judge Holden said:
NO CHILD, THE PEOPLE CALLING PICTURES OF ME FAT DO NOT THINK I'M ACTUALLY FAT CHILD, THEY MAGICALLY KNOW YOU ARE THE REAL FAT ONE CHILD
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Also he is on a porcine rampage once again
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EDIT: ok now this is just silly, he is oinking about how anyone who calls him fat has never been asked a question before
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DOUBLE EDIT: yeah he still squealing
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I legitimately wonder what goes on fatrick’s head when he posts this stuff.
Does he simply lack a theory of mind, or whatever the proper term here is?
“Yes, they are looking at a photo of me and saying that it’s fat, but they’re not saying I’m fat, but you are.”
I sincerely wish asylums were still commonplace just so this man pig could be locked up and studied for science.
 
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Rimanah said:
This is just my impression from a cursory reading, but that was meh. Not the worst brief I’ve ever read, but it’s not persuasive enough to beat the MtD. Were I the judge (or the clerk working on it first), I’d be inclined to grant the motion.
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Me too although the funniest option would be at least proceeding to discovery to figure out what pig tits lied about in this.
Macho Man's Rabbi said:
If the feds are smart (🌈) they'll use that as leverage to pressure him into a plea deal in exchange for either a short sentence or a lower security prison. Can they offer a plea deal that makes him give information on his customers?
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So far as I know, he hasn't (yet) been federally charged. He's being prosecuted in Florida. He's committed so many crimes in so many places that it may be that multiple jurisdictions may want a piece of him. Maybe the feds and the multiple other states will be satisfied if he gets a hefty sentence in Florida, but if he doesn't or gets a cushy deal from Florida, that may piss them off enough to take their own shot.

I think he'd want a deal at least to include the feds, who are the most likely to prosecute multiple charges in multiple states to avoid piecemeal litigation. The feds would have a lot of leverage in getting him to rat out any of his clients that he could.
 
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Anyone else think that if we ever see the tiny tim novel leaked it will feature a trial scene in which tomlin-tim furiously and tearfully denounces dozens of criminal conspirators in whatever the villainous masterplan of two bit victorian avengers crossover trash he fanfics together was before sending them all one by one to the gallows, which all winds up about double the length of the infamous John Galt speech in Fatlas Shrugged?
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DOUBLE EDIT: oh fuck they have the super sekrit stalker email, now they can backtrace us!
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Rimanah said:
I legitimately wonder what goes on fatrick’s head when he posts this stuff.
Does he simply lack a theory of mind, or whatever the proper term here is?
“Yes, they are looking at a photo of me and saying that it’s fat, but they’re not saying I’m fat, but you are.”
I sincerely wish asylums were still commonplace just so this man pig could be locked up and studied for science.
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He's just reflexively denying stuff to the stalkers. It's pathological at this point, he can't let the idiots win or Mama Raven will lock him in the closet again or something.
 
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FAT. LET ME TELL YOU HOW FAT I'VE BECOME SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF ADIPOSE CELLS IN CARAMEL WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY HALF-COMPLEX. IF THE WORD FAT WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH MOLECULE OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE FAT FUCKING PIG I AM AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FAT. FAT.
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NOOL STOP I SPRAYED MY SCREEN WITH MY BEDTIME OVALTINE AT THIS AUDIO
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Setting aside yet another allusion to the unnamed yet omnipotent deep state agency at fatrick's beck and call and the fact we have man explicitly stating that his stalkerchilds are being "hunted" which is amusing in its own right, its good to hear that the state of Wisconsin is not coming after us. Lord knows we already have enough cheese related drama on the farms

DOUBLE EDIT: oh for fuck sake.....he is STILL unable to wrap his head around other people seeing his photo and automatically going "ew fat"
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Schizoid Wife said:
The way Porkie acts so dramatic at the end of that AI audio is so lulzy. I can't believe he hasn't given these audios responses that aren't his default response.
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Well he does have what we in the ghetto like to call "theatre kid energy"

By which I mean he has taken it up the ass so many times he now instinctively acts like the most petulant queer imaginable
 
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Judge Holden said:
Well he does have what we in the ghetto like to call "theatre kid energy"
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By which I mean he has taken it up the ass so many times he now instinctively acts like the most petulant queer imaginable
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thats an extreme understatement describing the pig. The pig is not a normal human he is a being of pure estrogen born from the terror of african american children. Every day 1000 african souls must be burned to keep him alive.
 
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Divine right to rule said:
I think we can be sure that his strip-mall lawyers are just milking the pig.
What harm is it really to let the retard formulate the motions? The case was doomed from the start.
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I wouldn't actually be surprised if they churn out these suits by the dozens just to settle some of them for nuisance value. It's very low effort copypasta type stuff other than Rick's storytelling.
 
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