Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Windy Moors]

Pyramid beeze! From the bottom step.

Or from the comfort of Pizza Hut:

It's fucking Thailand again, isn't it?

It's the perfect destination for this globetrotting, youtube power couple. Salad goes for the lady boys, Gunt for the weed and arson opportunities.

 

[Thankgodimnot]

that she can pretend is pootzeeeeen or whatever though

I fucking HATE how she calls poutine "puts in"

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Oh Lordy, it's live again

I Need a Vacation (vacation from what?)
August 22, 2024

 

[DefCon Dumb]

French Canadian; granted from very working class roots but we all pronounce it “poot-sin”.

LOL… what I wouldn’t pay to see her do a trek to base camp but as well as her health making it impossible, it would take far more money than she could scrape up and there are no fast food joints on the way.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

She did keep saying we are all going to be surprised

Spoiler: Please please please

 

[Thankgodimnot]

I wonder how much worse this double barrel is now that it's two years and 100+ lb later

 

[brooky]

Isn’t Amsterdam well known for its pot and its red light district?

Yes, but it's also well known for being incredibly walkable. Oppressively walkable, if you're a deathfat. You're walking, or you're bicycling (lol) or you can take a tram, but that last option still entails lots of walking. I guess she could take a cab everywhere but that wouldn't be cheap like it is in Thailand. Public transit is too good and tourist-friendly, and full of tall, slender Dutchmen who might perceive her.

The stairs in buildings are usually pretty narrow too, compared to the roomy width North Americans are used to. In general, old European cities are not very accessible for people who have trouble walking. And the places that can accommodate disabilities still expect you to be a regular sized person.

Red light districts attract the type of young men that would loudly shout all the worst things Chantal is afraid of hearing in public. There's lots of young British tourists on cheap vacation deals there. Chantal wouldn't be able to hide behind the language barrier. Remember when she thought she heard a Francophone say "huge" and assumed it was about her? There would be no assuming or translating necessary when a bunch of coked-up hooligans on a lads' trip see her hurpling down the cobblestones.

 

[Peripatetic Nomad]

She did keep saying we are all going to be surprised

What if it's Canada? That would be the biggest surprise of all. (And yes, I know that's highly unlikely)

 

[ThunderGunt]

What if it's Canada? That would be the biggest surprise of all. (And yes, I know that's highly unlikely)

That would be a surprise haha, but Chins is live right now, and just said her flight is a "few hours." My guess right now is Egypt, Morocco, or Saudi Arabia. With Salad's nearly useless Syrian passport, could they even get into the UAE or anything?

 

[Blerg]

I vote Italy, it’s all the rage with fats lately, lots of carbs to be found, scratches that Europe itch, and the flight is only 5 hours and change.

Edit: Okay, now I’m on the Egypt train.

 

[greenbean]

she cannot afford a vacation anywhere in europe, give me a break

 

[Blubber Tea]

What if it's Canada? That would be the biggest surprise of all. (And yes, I know that's highly unlikely)

All her streams (if I even watch them) run together, I think it was in the stream today where she said if she needs 2 seats or if they want her to, she'll ask if there is a second seat somewhere that's free for her and it would only be an extra 80 bucks. Then she said - "oh, that's right, Salah will be with me and sitting next to me, I'm so dumb" with a weird smile and looking down.

Not sure if someone in the chat mentioned Salah or if she noticed herself what she said, but that made me think Canada too, and without Salah. But at the same time, how would she even explain this once she is in Canada, alone?

 

[Moldy Cpap]

"A vacation". Please, Chins. All your "vacations" consist of is sitting and eating, and MAYBE walking short distances. You pay money to travel somewhere exotic and then spend the entire time eating. You could do that at home, just like you always do.

Although the possibility of witnessing another Cuba shitshow would be grand. However, that in all likelihood won't happen, as it was her jealousy for Dee Dee before that fueled the flames. But hey, a guy can be

 

[Clotso Coof]

With Salad's nearly useless Syrian passport, could they even get into the UAE or anything?

Yes, because it's the "Gulf Cooperation Council" countries of Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and the United Arab Emirates. But those countries will also throw a worthless Syrian moron out of their country with zero notice. They don't care about "refugee" status applications or whatever. Salah can't force any of those countries to keep him in their borders.

Salah can't go most places. He can "apply for a visa" to visit anywhere, of course, but his application will be denied instantly in the vast majority of countries. He's a draft-dodging Syrian. He can't even get long term residency in Kuwait.

Europe, Canada and other nice countries don't approve travel visas for broke Syrian morons because they know damn well they'll apply for refugee status and never leave. Chantal probably didn't realize that for the first year or so, but she knows it now. She also knows she can't sponsor him to Canada with unpaid taxes and an unresolved bankruptcy - the reaction channels + the farms taught her that. But Salah's such a moron he probably still thinks he has a chance at Chantal-sponsored Canada. Literally retard.

Salah has zero attachments to Kuwait, as a Syrian bachelor on a 2 yr business visa. He has zero marketable skills, no money, no property, no education, and even his Canadian "wife" is just a woman he can't legally marry in Kuwait.

They could legally marry in some countries including Thailand, but you'll notice they spent 5 wks there and never got legally married...interesting...

 

[Tiresome]

"HIIII Beezers, here I am in beautiful Paris! I rented a Citroën (she pronounces Sit-TROY-an) and everything is SO beautiful, and in French!" *sign reading Bureau de Poste - CORNWALL passes by dirty Kia window*

 

[Obligatory Butt Shot]

For posterity’s sake: In today’s I NEED A VACATION livestream, The Capsized Ham Planet started off with her usual awkward silence followed by the first participant finally showing up afeet 52 seconds.
Gunt’s filters are seriously losing their ability to smooth out her jowls and the other, ever growing, facial, fat deposits
It’s starting to look like a Hollywood fat suit similar to Gwyneth Paltrow in “Shallow Hal” except Cutie is 90% prettier than any of those Hollywood skanks.

**Mobile fag today: Mods please forgive the lack of proper photo formatting
ETA: because spelling is hard

 

[The Queen of Autists]

In today’s I NEED A VACATION livestream, The Capsized Ham Planet started off with her usual awkward silence followed by the first participant finally showing up at 52 seconds.
Gunt’s filters are seriously losing their ability to smooth out her jowls and the other, ever growing, facial, fat deposits
It’s starting to look like a Hollywood fat suit similar to Gwyneth Paltrow in “Shallow Hal” except Cutoe is 90% prettier than any of those Hollywood skanks.



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Shallow halal

 

[Termina]

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I love how you can clearly see she's missing a tooth in this photo. You can see the gap where it's empty between the 2 teeth.

 

[-Jack-]

how would she even explain this once she is in Canada, alone?

One thing about Chantal is that she is always going to have a reason, excuse (lie) to explain something that is false or a lie or plain fuckery.

The audience are all fucking losers and you don’t understand and it’s none of your business! Now let me eat my pootin goyse.

 

[Charley Gondorff]

If you google "Amsterdam cargo bike rental" you can see bicycles large enough to haul Chantal around. Salah would have to pedal it, of course

Reminds me of an Italian expression, kinda like making your bed and lying in it. Attaboy, Salad, you've pulled yourself a plum....

“Hai voluto la bicicletta? Adesso pedala!” In English this translates to: “You wanted the bicycle? Now pedal!”​