Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

I've been thinking about the chair detail for a bit. Do we have any information on what type of chair it is?

The reason why I'm asking is because I remember a case of strangulation that was achieved by using a chair. The killer was a small woman, and using a large type of chair (I think it might of been a lazyboy) and she was able to kill a man that was easily twice as big as her with a rope. If you go from behind and wrap the cord around the headrest, it's really hard to fight back and get out of. If the headrest blocks the person doing it, it makes self defense pretty much impossible. I remember another case as well using this method, but the killer got impatient and ended up getting a weapon. You could probably find many instances of this.

The drawing you did of #3 was exactly how the woman killed her husband from behind. If the chair was smaller, it might not work like how it was described in that case, though. It's just really interesting because of Emily constantly claiming that she couldn't do it because of the size difference. That woman killed her much larger and stronger husband very easily when a chair was involved. As long as you have the energy to hold it in place for ~7 minutes it's apparently a fool proof method no matter how strong the victim is, according to the documentary I watched. Wish I remembered what the case was.

Plus I don't see how a chair would even have helped a suicide like that one described, considering it wasn't even done from a height and the woman could have stood up at any time. Chairs aren't needed for that. You only use them when you need to jump, and no jumping was really involved. Plus no broken neck, which is the whole point of jumping in the first place.
 
Or, hear me out...if the scarf was thrown over a pipe or rafter for leverage...and the -shorter- killer needed to stand on the chair to get it over

One dumpy fatass standing on a chair could definitely use their weight as the counterbalance to strangle a skinny person even if they were taller.
 
Here's another unanswered question. If Kirsten was allegedly addicted to Xanax and had "a shitload" of it, why go with strangulation? She allegedly had overdosed before but later said she did that to get more pills or something.

If I was addicted to pills and wanted to die and had a bunch of my favorite pills I'd go for the pills.

They also said it was off that she didn't involuntarily stand up while strangling. The body will automatically fight to survive and it takes a lot to force yourself to choke to death.

Very suspicious.
 
Here's another unanswered question. If Kirsten was allegedly addicted to Xanax and had "a shitload" of it, why go with strangulation? She allegedly had overdosed before but later said she did that to get more pills or something.

If I was addicted to pills and wanted to die and had a bunch of my favorite pills I'd go for the pills.

They also said it was off that she didn't involuntarily stand up while strangling. The body will automatically fight to survive and it takes a lot to force yourself to choke to death.

Very suspicious.
Here's the thing: It's either death by an thoroughly retarded attempt at suicide or it's just Emily knocker her down and suffocating Kirsten with her 400 pound cannonball of an belly. And subsequently posing her to make it look like an suicide.

And I actually meant it when I said that her gunt is the larger than these 20 inch cannonballs.

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And for proof that her fat ass is wide enough to flatten someone, here's what 20 inches looks like
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Her bringing up sex as payment now makes me wonder if that's related to how she got them to do it without needing whatever the usual sum for murder would be. Get the right incels and they'd kill a lesbian for the right to fuck even a tard. I wouldn't have thought of it, but with every lie she decides to include some new detail that she just has to make sure we know is untrue before it's even mentioned.
I bet she thinks she's so smart not directly being involved with the death not realising conspiracy to murder is a thing and that accomplices eat shit too. If those two men were ever to be found again and investigated, the family would be investigated too to discover who helped and encouraged two strangers to kill a woman without others noticing. I don't think she's smart enough to realise she's still legally considered part of the murder even if she never touched Kristen that night. By law her hands are dirty.
And really, when your whole family thinks you murdered someone, you probably did. Family normally goes into blissful denial so as not to lose another member during times like these
 
Here's another unanswered question. If Kirsten was allegedly addicted to Xanax and had "a shitload" of it, why go with strangulation? She allegedly had overdosed before but later said she did that to get more pills or something.

If I was addicted to pills and wanted to die and had a bunch of my favorite pills I'd go for the pills.
Also noted by Aislinn and mentioned in the summary. Women who commit suicide tend to choose a method that is considered clean and presentable and doesn't leave a mess. Overdosing on medication would certainly achieve that. Hanging would not.

They also said it was off that she didn't involuntarily stand up while strangling. The body will automatically fight to survive and it takes a lot to force yourself to choke to death.
It was noted that Kirsten took two bars of Xanax approximately 5 hours before her body was discovered. I don't know what that relates to in terms of milligrams but Pidgeon called it an "ungodly" amount to ingest. It is speculated that being sedated by Xanax affected Kirstens ability to struggle and stand up.
As far as Emily murdering Kirsten goes, I don't believe she personally handled the body. I question if she has the understanding or the subtlety to handle the body carefully to present it as if it was a suicide. There would have been signs of rough handling. With that in mind, it would make more sense if two non-retarded accomplices prepared beforehand and set up the scene as we know it.

Regarding the two unknown people who left via the back door (I don't care if Emily wants to argue the difference between a rear and side entrances), I want to make it clear that none of that was mentioned in the stream. Pidgeon made that claim over a year later in an email to Emily.
So what happened since Slambots Ep 12? How did James learn about two people sneaking out the house? They may be known by the family as they did manage to enter the house without issue and returned later after they heard sirens.

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I just noticed the murderer was rambling about Sailor Moon || Archive
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Wonder Woman keeps telling herself she isn't an art thief.

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She finally came back to reality || Archive
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Fat and a murderer.
 
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Remember all of those times Numpty was claiming they'd lost a lot of weight? About that...(Archive)
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> I'm doing things for ME
That has always been glaringly obvious.
I'll use some of my NFT money to pay for her mouth to be surgically sewn shut. That'll make her "loose" some weight.

When it comes to Emily it's my way or the pie way.

Healthy Eating Advice: Cucumbers are for eating, not for sexing your rancid fish factory. Nasty bitch.
 
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> they say I have body dysmoprhia which is not the case. :/
So you've finally realized and accepted you have a big beach ball size belly.
O don't think she has body dysmorphia I just think she is big and fat and a liar. A big fat liar.

"I'm not fat, I lost weight!"

"I don't trace, I just have an edicite memory"

"I never let a pedophile work on my computer!"

"I'm not WillowtheWay!"

"I didn't kill Kirsten, the door is on the SIDE of the house!"
 
Time for a little bit of allcaps rageposting (Archive).
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She's now getting "chased off of many sites" instead of getting banned/voluntarily purging her main and alt accounts to attempt to erase what she's said on them/stalking people to other websites.
 
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She's now getting "chased off of many sites" instead of getting banned/voluntarily purging her main and alt accounts to attempt to erase what she's said on them/stalking people to other websites.
"The discord and forum meet ups DID happen"

What the fuck does this mean? Did she meet with people in real life? And what does that have to do with asking her parents about her medical information?

And for the millionth time, nobody is going to ask Emily for her side of the story because she is a big fat liar.
 
What the fuck does this mean? Did she meet with people in real life?
I think Emily is trying to say she has spoken to Aislinn, Pidgeon and others in various places such as the posting on the DEC Forum, talking in Discord calls and on Slambots.
And what does that have to do with asking her parents about her medical information?
Wonder Woman absolutely hates Ronda and Pidgeon. I can only assume this is another delusion.

She keeps saying we didn't listen to her defense but this thread has all her posts acknowledged and archived. Including the ones she prefers would be deleted and never seen again.
It's all contradictions and nonsense. She's just mad that we can spot her lies.
>Because of my drama, I have been unfairly seen as an evil vindictive liar by these people
Originally no, I thought her constant cope and seethe was funny. After learning that she is a murderer, yeah I'll agree she is evil.
 
Your hair looks gross and stinky Emily. You should brush it.

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Nah, she needs to shave it off and throw it away. Brushing wouldn't help, and we all know the consequences of mentioning any sort of bathing process. The Sinead O'Connor look is the only solution.
 
O don't think she has body dysmorphia I just think she is big and fat and a liar. A big fat liar.

"I'm not fat, I lost weight!"

"I don't trace, I just have an edicite memory"

"I never let a pedophile work on my computer!"

"I'm not WillowtheWay!"

"I didn't kill Kirsten, the door is on the SIDE of the house!"
I would suggest we copy the CWCki and make a list of Emily's lies. But I doubt Excel would support that many entries.
 
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