Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

dancilleyfan said:
I can't help but wonder where the fuck is Dan coming up with the money for that apartment, especially given the fact that Kim appears to be cheating on him with Chris. One would think she doesn't "sponsor" him anymore.
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I think Kim is a pretty generous person with everyone, even Dan says so himself. And idk where someone picked up that she was fucking a different hobo. I thought what Dan meant was that she let him sleep with her in her bed. I don't think Kim likes fucking, period. It's not exclusive to Dan.
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I do believe they are all Dan
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I think they're just trolls that like to imitate Dan, egg him on, and generally stir the pot with others that actually criticize him. Dan is also more likely to interact with you if you parrot the bullshit he spews.
 
GilaMonster said:
I also do not believe that Dan Cilley is a good person. I know a lot of you don't enjoy the "white knighting" in the accosting videos, but despite the fact that he will paint himself as a victim, I would very much like to see Dan get knocked the fuck out.
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I enjoy the confrontation actually. But it's not like Dan ever really does much when confronted, nor do I think that it has the power to stop him from accosting. I mean, even being threatened by cops doesn't stop him.
 
How funny would it be if Dan did convince someone to follow him around for 30 days and then he blew his load 5 seconds into it and went right back to rambling about healthy food?

It looks like Jeremy Tucker disappeared from FB. Looking up his profile on fb (from my account, and my side account) turns up a 'content isn't available' note. Did he delete his account, possibly get banned?

Profile url: https://www.facebook.com/jeremy.tucker.5621

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scratch that, jeremy's profile is back.
 
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I was amused by Jeremy's comment to "go update that kiwifarm shit" and how we're all Hillary supporters. A guy whose life is pretending to be someone else on Facebook (and gets butthurt if you call him out on it) is mad at us. He'd be worth his own page except he's way, way too boring to compete with the average autist on here. Anyway, hi Jeremy!
 
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strandedcastaway said:
I was amused by Jeremy's comment to "go update that kiwifarm shit" and how we're all Hillary supporters. A guy whose life is pretending to be someone else on Facebook (and gets butthurt if you call him out on it) is mad at us. He'd be worth his own page except he's way, way too boring to compete with the average autist on here. Anyway, hi Jeremy!
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when and where did he post this? I couldn't find anything on his facebook
 
I was trying to figure out why Winston Wu would hire Dan Cilley to do anything. Dan said he was paid $280 for his work. Dan's posted at least 20 videos of Winston Wu speeches and interviews. So, considering the editing time involved, Dan probably made about a dollar an hour. Then I understood. :lol:

dancilleyfan said:
I can't help but wonder where the fuck is Dan coming up with the money for that apartment, especially given the fact that Kim appears to be cheating on him with Chris. One would think she doesn't "sponsor" him anymore.
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According to Dan, Winston Wu from Happier Abroad paid him $280 to put together all of those videos Dan's been posting. I definitely think there's a relationship between this new guy in Kim's bed and Dan's sudden willingness to get off his ass and go to Vegas, and now get a telemarketing job (though it's selling some crap vacations and it's unlikely he'll make any money). I put the Happier Abroad editing in a different category because the whole "America sucks" thing is right up Dan's alley (he was already a member and poster on that site) so he probably had fun doing that work.
 
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In Dan's Vlog of 11-22-2016 he makes an unexpected video game reference, to a Japanese PS2 game called Katamari Damacy.

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He talks about the game, how you roll up all the junk into a ball and it gets bigger and bigger, more and more. Of course this was just a fleeting reference but one I found rather interesting, since Dan seems to generally be against video games, although he admits to playing them when he was younger.

Also, the way Dan pronounces "brothel" is so strange. It's like he's never heard the word spoken out loud before, just read it, and is unsure how to pronounce it. He pronounces it like the word "brother" except with an l instead of the last r.
 
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strandedcastaway said:
According to Dan, Winston Wu from Happier Abroad paid him $280 to put together all of those videos Dan's been posting. I definitely think there's a relationship between this new guy in Kim's bed and Dan's sudden willingness to get off his ass and go to Vegas, and now get a telemarketing job (though it's selling some crap vacations and it's unlikely he'll make any money). I put the Happier Abroad editing in a different category because the whole "America sucks" thing is right up Dan's alley (he was already a member and poster on that site) so he probably had fun doing that work.
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In his latest video from his Vegas room, he even says at one point how he was considering going back to LA soon after he arrived this second time to Vegas because life without Kim is meaningless. He didn't mention at that point anything about the other dude with her, although he might have at some other point in that video - I didn't watch the whole thing to find out. So, yeah, I do think his sudden motivation is almost entirely to do with that.
 
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rankmelon said:
In his latest video from his Vegas room, he even says at one point how he was considering going back to LA soon after he arrived this second time to Vegas because life without Kim is meaningless. He didn't mention at that point anything about the other dude with her, although he might have at some other point in that video - I didn't watch the whole thing to find out. So, yeah, I do think his sudden motivation is almost entirely to do with that.
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I watched the whole thing yesterday, he does mention that he felt like moving back to LA and life without Kim is meaningless, but he doesn't bring it up again for the rest of the video.

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Close to a whopping 5 hours! Looks like Dan's been sleeping with his hoodie on, hood up.
 
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Dan saying his life is meaningless without Kim, yet he's spent literally hundreds of hours of videos saying his future dream is having sex with multiple young women simultaneously. Gee, I wonder why that relationship didn't work out? I don't doubt somewhere in his twisted brain he does care about Kim, but most of the time it seemed like they were using each other for companionship/money/someone to hump (Dan and his "outercourse" on an unwilling partner, let's not forget). At least now that he's in Vegas we don't have to hear him whine about how Kim won't fuck him or see things logically. Imagine trying to get a schizophrenic woman to understand Dan Cilley's version of reality...

WEEDle said:
I watched the whole thing yesterday, he does mention that he felt like moving back to LA and life without Kim is meaningless, but he doesn't bring it up again for the rest of the video.

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Close to a whopping 5 hours! Looks like Dan's been sleeping with his hoodie on, hood up.
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Around 50 minutes when he calls the "tomato lady" and then starts screaming "Owwww" because she won't let him, a total stranger, come to her house ON THANKSGIVING again shows how detached from reality he is. He then starts calling other people on Thanksgiving and wants to talk business. It's like the "what not to do in business" seminar.

I also noticed his video from the 23rd has been deleted. Had to be the part about how children should be having or watching sex. The children having sex thing appears to be one line YouTube doesn't like to cross. Dan won't catch on though and he'll continue to get channels deleted.
 
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Ugh, you're fucking kidding me, Dan's Vlog of 11-24-2016 was taken down when I was 3 hours into a 4 hour and 37 minute video! I hope Dan's stupid enough to reupload it but he's probably too lazy. Missed out on some real wisdom. :(
 
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Ugh, you're fucking kidding me, Dan's Vlog of 11-24-2016 was taken down when I was 3 hours into a 4 hour and 37 minute video! I hope Dan's stupid enough to reupload it but he's probably too lazy. Missed out on some real wisdom. :(
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You're a brave bastard.

By the way, Dan fled Vegas already and is back with Kim. When he was "sick" on the 25th and couldn't go to work he was setting it up to run away. He said his mom gave him $100 to eat, so that's how he's paying for tonight's food (video is dated 11/27 but posted it 10 minutes ago). He said he went home because he "craved Kim". So now he's right back to square one (I'm four minutes into the new video so maybe there's a plot twist; I'm sure one of you good folks will update it if so).
 
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strandedcastaway said:
You're a brave bastard.

By the way, Dan fled Vegas already and is back with Kim. When he was "sick" on the 25th and couldn't go to work he was setting it up to run away. He said his mom gave him $100 to eat, so that's how he's paying for tonight's food (video is dated 11/27 but posted it 10 minutes ago). He said he went home because he "craved Kim". So now he's right back to square one (I'm four minutes into the new video so maybe there's a plot twist; I'm sure one of you good folks will update it if so).
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Brave or just very bored with too much time on my hands, you decide! :)

Dan really needs to cut back on the kids having sex rants, and Dan saying if he had a family he would have sex in front of the children all the time because it's natural and healthy, etc. I'm pretty sure that's why his videos keep getting deleted..

Just woke up and saw his Vlog of 11-27-2016 and immediately he is back in Skid Row with Kim. Can't say I'm surprised really.. I guess Dan and the Tomato Lady will never meet and what of poor Jeremy Tucker? Stay tuned to find out.

Barely 5 minutes into the video and Dan is already talking about going back to Vegas!? Make up your damn mind Dan!


 
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Skip to the last few minutes of the 11-27 Vlog to hear Kim screaming at Dan that he's a "scumbag" and needs to leave and never come back.
 
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GilaMonster said:
Skip to the last few minutes of the 11-27 Vlog to hear Kim screaming at Dan that he's a "scumbag" and needs to leave and never come back.
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I just finished watching the whole thing, it's honestly pretty hard to watch with how much Dan is harassing Kim and how much and how loud she is screaming at him. He just doesn't seem to react to it though. Strange that he would come back to L.A. just so he could terrorize a Schizophrenic woman. Oh well... Better watch Vlog of 11-28-2016 before it gets deleted.
 
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