Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
I haven't been having the best luck.
I should probably not read the Farms when I'm eating but the Pooner staff was an ambush I had no warning about until I was already at the counter.
I stand by my opinion it's not unreasonable to not want a Pooner making my food.

Wasn't he already doxed though?
Yes "Dabbleverse" fans, which is the principal pool of his a-logs before his romantic entanglement with the Rekietas, somehow got his address which culminated in the Imholtes being "swatted" (I think the police just visited them?) in 2023.
 
It does look very bad for Nick to be seen partying with him immediately after the hearing and right before doxing Aaron.
It's kind of up to Aaron, as someone I assume either is or will be on the witness list, to contact the prosecutor if he thinks that would result in something.
 
Yes "Dabbleverse" fans, which is the principal pool of his a-logs before his romantic entanglement with the Rekietas, somehow got his address which culminated in the Imholtes being "swatted" (I think the police just visited them?) in 2023.
That was it it thanks. I was sure he'd already been through the whole doxing arc I just couldn't remember the details.
Once again Ralph is late to the trough.
Some "journalist".
What happened to the Ralph Retort anyway?
 
The Barneswalker sure as hell didn't bring it up in his motion asserting April's 5th amendment rights for her.
Actually, he did. He did it very poorly. After nearly a page of going on about Miranda, he finally made the argument about confrontation, without even mentioning the words "hearsay" or citing the Sixth Amendment. I didn't even notice he'd actually raised the issue until a readthrough.

It's astoundingly poor drafting and tbh I have no clue how the Miranda issue and the hearsay issue are even connected. Considering it's the strongest part of the argument, it's bizarre to have spent most of the argument (and every actual citation to law) on the irrelevant Miranda issue and then citing hearsay as an afterthought, not even mentioning "hearsay" by name, and citing nothing in support of it.

(I mean I think it's a fruit of the poisonous tree argument, but it's not coherently made. The hearsay argument is a no-brainer, though. It's a statement made outside of court offered for the truth of the matter asserted, i.e. that whatever April said tends to prove Nick guilty.)

I predicted this argument might actually succeed, the night before the hearing, but it took me until then even to NOTICE that it had been made, because the drafting is so obtuse and retarded.

You lead with your strong point, and this is why.
 
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And he can't even put on a good show. At least magicians can pull off some impressive tricks, but we just get Crack Skellington and Eugenia Coomey tapdancing jerkily on the stage saying "Uhhh the real truth is that scandi prudes reported me to the Kandiyohi County Muncipal Board of Playa Hating for being too cool and getting too much pussy and maybe something about Trump also? Source: Trust Me Bro"
My brother once saw one of his friends who is susceptible to hypnosis be made by a showman to forget the number 7. He was hypnotized and then asked to count to 10 on his fingers. He was very distraught when he only had 9 fingers up after reaching the number 10. Nick thinks that he is capable of such mindfuckery when in reality only the mindfuck trickery he is able to pull off is against himself and his crack whores.
 
Question for @AnOminous there a origin story when nick went from praising your legal background to seething how his non practicing career would save us from the gubment?
Probably around the time that AnOnimous started saying in every post about Nick that he is a lying liar who lies, the only utility for his mouth besides lying is choking on cock, and that the least ignoble death possible for rackets anymore is to die aspirating on Ricardo and Romaine.
 
Honestly, it depends. If Kayla were my daughter, her choice would be to divorce her husband or be written out of my will and disowned. I'd probably go completely scorched earth on Nick and coach her to fuck him over in the nastiest ways possible. If you're ever in a situation though with a close family member dealing with a partner like Nick though, it's absolutely maddening and heartbreaking. The reality is at some point you get so frustrated and angry at a person like Nick, that you do begin to question whether doing something fedposty is worth it. I can only imagine what Kayla's parents are thinking, but I'm sure they're not thrilled with her and I'm sure they're giving her similar ultimatums.

I hope she takes the chance she's given.
I don't want to sound like a Nick defender but literally fuck that because Kayla is just as copable if not moreso than Nick. She was posting lewd videos and shit, I don't recall Nick putting a gun to her head for that. She was allowing all this to happen to her kids too. Nick is a wimp and literally everyone knows it so there's no excuse to pretend he was the mastermind here behind everything and Kayla is just some innocent victim.
 
So Kayla is now absolved of all her own terrible decisions? She was in love with Aaron and was just as much the enabler to Nick and April as they all were to each other. The disdain should be equal to all of them. Her getting her own lawyer and postponing the case by two months was clearly a strategic move that likely Nick advised her on. Because now he can file motions as her proxy and if something sticks then that by default helps her out in her future hearings and provides her counsel to approach her case accordingly.

Her less visibility (and I suspect the sentimentality of some here) garnered her some more sympathy (or at least benefit of the doubt) and it will take time to die out.

For your consideration, related to the Rekieta children somehow declaring via the GAL that they've "learned lessons" and the oldest will help his parents stay clean. (I am editorializing about what has been posted by @MNPublicRecords and highlighted by @AltisticRight.) This was enraging.
I think the kids' lawyer fucked up the phrasing a bit and it sort of made things ambiguous. I interpreted it as:

But either way this sentence of the transcript is interpreted, actually, I think it still supports your point.

Yes, I agree with this interpretation. I think this important enough to note.

It is bad enough that the oldest said he would 'help his parents'. You are no longer a child when you are helping your parents. They took the rest of his childhood.

One of the homes was under a “Robert Lord Trust,” if I’m not mistaken. There appear to be conditions attached to the trust, but we don’t have any specifics. There’s a lot of speculation that having children might increase the payout, but it’s unclear.

It is his current house under the trust.

I noticed he's down to 435k subs after the last stream. He's still losing 500-1k subs every time he streams. How embarrassing.

I am waiting until he hits 400k.

I think q left because of the fraud he committed against tennapel, he disappeared before the balldoverse. But the real question is heath, The friend who helped with the co-op and was planning on doing a library.

Heath and Q are friends he made as adults in Minnesota. They are far from childhood friends. Nick only had Drexel, but they lost touch shortly after university. Nick has a startling lack of long-term relationships.
 
I don't want to sound like a Nick defender but literally fuck that because Kayla is just as copable if not moreso than Nick. She was posting lewd videos and shit, I don't recall Nick putting a gun to her head for that. She was allowing all this to happen to her kids too. Nick is a wimp and literally everyone knows it so there's no excuse to pretend he was the mastermind here behind everything and Kayla is just some innocent victim.
Yeah I was late around the rekieta stuff during the early downturn of hedonism 2, I got caught wind of his decline during his proxy feud with Eric. My last memory of nick before that was the locals leak, a shame he threw all that goodwill away.
 
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Heath and Q are friends he made as adults in Minnesota. They are far from childhood friends. Nick only had Drexel, but they lost touch shortly after university. Nick has a startling lack of long-term relationships.
He did mention him & drex had a falling out in college because drex because of a similar ties to the situation of dishonesty? Am I the only one who had some memory of them falling out in high school or college?
 
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Rate me MATI but I fucking hate Rekieta. He gets on his little streams and just lies and the viewers take it as gospel. I hope the court crucifies him. I want to see that drunk, druggie, child abuser to get the maximum sentence. The damage has already been done to his children, now they'll probably grow up with issues.
 
The disdain should be equal to all of them.
I have never understood this sentiment as it's very obvious Nick is in charge and in large part the reason these things have happened. Obviously nobody here is innocent, but it's just weird to say that everyone else should be viewed with equal disdain to Nick, who goes out of his way to be as unrepentant and belligerent as possible in addition to being the obvious ring-leader of the group. Just makes no sense.
 
Probably around the time that AnOnimous started saying in every post about Nick that he is a lying liar who lies, the only utility for his mouth besides lying is choking on cock, and that the least ignoble death possible for rackets anymore is to die aspirating on Ricardo and Romaine.
any lawyer born after 1980 can’t practice… all they know is hedo 2, snort they coke, cuck, be bisexual, suck black cock & lie
 
Nick thinks that he is capable of such mindfuckery when in reality only the mindfuck trickery he is able to pull off is against himself and his crack whores.
this is a semi-good point, its like how to people in this sector Dick was "the world's most amazing chad living in a barbie dream mansion" while everyone from LA saw him as we all see him in 2024, a pathetic joke. But dick's mind tricks worked because he was only going after the most retarded people possible who felt a need to believe him as a way to "own the libs" , even null had to admit everything jesse PS presented in Dick's thread was 100% true and he was a fool for being misled back in 2019.

Nick's mindfuckery must work according to him because its worked on his wife and parents and the locals and fanboys and those are the only people he's interacted with since he graduated college. That's why Nick spiraled so hard, in his mind he has never taken an L, and especially online that seemed true, so when Null wasn't buying his shit and the clip channels were going after him he tried to triple down and looked like the wimp behind the curtian that he truely was
 
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