Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lemondale]

Gone are the days when Nick discusses lawsuits, He's now the topic of lawsuits.

 

[AnOminous]

The one thing I will say for Nick is that this is an example of the exact same semantic game that he loves to pull on stream which were used as examples for how he doesn't respect his audience's intelligence (which, to be fair, would now seem to be an increasingly justified lack of respect...)

He doesn't really get to complain about that when he has the audience he chose. He went to degenerate content that would only appeal to the dumbest of tards, and now complains that his audience is the dumbest of tards.

 

[Captain Manning]

What is his worst moral failing that we know about? Seriously asking because I don't know. I am vaguely aware of the gun threat etc, but did Andy fuck kids or something? I mean he's obviously not that bright, but is he "evil"?

No. Warski's not evil. Just a bit dumb at times.

There's been some dumb shit he's done over the years, but I feel like mentioning any of it in this thread would be petty, off-topic, and only serve the interests of people like Nick. So I shan't.

If that answer is unsatisfying for you, keep in mind he's got a thread.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Rekieta could be covering some major news in the US court system about guns... But then he got high.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Rekieta could be covering some major news in the US court system about guns... But then he got high.

Was gonna clean the Balldoreich, but then he got high. ooo ohhhh

 

[IDF]

I am really quite curious how Nick is going to get along with The System... I'm not from his state but I'd wager they are similar throughout the country.

Diluted urine tests are considered a fail for starters while I'm not sure about the patch I had to use a pupil scanner some years ago and if anything was amiss you had to immediately go take a urine test. Again diluted is automatically a fail, if it shows positive however you can pay to have it sent to a laboratory for verification. They really didn't like anything but clean piss, no excuses, no weirdness and absolutely nothing funny. Also the chemical use assessment is likely to be hit or miss, depends on who administers the interview. He might be able to bullshit enough to get a very light treatment recommendation. Cuz let's face it he's gonna get something considering he was caught with a relatively large amount of cocaine and he's gonna have to tell them about his drinking. What else can he say about that other than he drank most if not all nights?

That's considered very problematic.

And when he goes through one of these programs they want honesty, they want you to be a part of the process, to recognise you fucked up pretty bad (you're in The System now after all) and that you need help and can demonstrate a real willingness to change not just that behaviour but the behaviours and thought processes that got you there. Oh and to be an active participant in the whole thing, that's usually pretty important to them. Maybe he will get "lucky" and can monkey mark his way through it all. It really does depend on the people he has to work with but a lot of them have seen and heard it all before and will smell his bullshit a mile away. So unless he's a better actor than we've ever seen he's either gonna do the program, at least half heartedly (sometimes that's enough) or he's gonna put up a fight and CPS and probation likely won't suffer any of his excuses and bullshit and he will be on a time limit to go through it successfully and have someone sign off on his completion.I t could be very hard for him to get through all of it if he doesn't just suck it up and do the work.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

How could you embarrass null like this, manning?!

 

[PhoBingas]

Kids don't get neglected and exposed to drugs without BOTH parents failing. Kayla is like the failed mother who lets her partner abuse her kids or even actively facilitates the abuse.

Fapcop's wife proved she cared more about watching star trek, snorting blow and getting railed by Ayy-ayy ron. Her kids weren't even in her top 20 concerns.

 

[Sharpeteer]

 

[Drama keen]

The photo couldn't have been better if it was staged, yet everyone ruined it

 

[Captain Manning]

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How could you embarrass null like this, manning?!

Meh. It's Dick. He takes anything he can get, and then takes it out of context. He did the same thing to @Strix454 in the same thread an hour or so before that. Going for the whole "Kiwis wanna see Nick's kids" crap.

(Reminder to archive you tweets, BTW).

 

[daffodils]

I don't know why I saved this. Wait, I do. Don't we know who those people are? I don't remember of the top of my head and I couldn't say where to go look, but I think we know the name of the family in question.

That's from a document called a "supplemental report" that was only shown on a Patrick Melton stream. Someone posted stitched together screenshots here months ago. I have attached the stitched version again if anyone wants it.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Wasn't he already doxed though?

Might be late to post the reply to this but yes because Jesse PS from Podawful had sent coleslaw to Aaron while they were talking to eachother on stream. Post Rekieta arrest, pre Kino Casino interview.

EDIT: on tonight’s Kino Casino, PPP said that “Aaron messaged me (PPP) and said that Ralph got the wrong address; he doxed some guy 2 blocks away”. I’m not sure if that’s true or if that’s just PPP doing a kind gesture and throwing up a smokescreen by claiming Ralph faildoxed.

 

[Fapcop]

Fapcop's wife proved she cared more about watching star trek, snorting blow and getting railed by Ayy-ayy ron. Her kids weren't even in her top 20 concerns.

Now, let’s not forget Kayla’s emotional “these are the consequences of our actions”

All poor Kayla ever wanted was lots of kids, and a godly husband.

Imagine her shock and horror when her husband of over a decade turned out to be a balldo-wearing, wife swapping, cocaine sniffing, whisky guzzling godless degenerate.

She would try to say something no doubt, only to be told that she was hysterical before Nick hooked her up with a doc who was willing to medicate her conscience away.

With all her wholesome dreams collapsing around her, is it any wonder that she sought refuge in benzos and sci-fi? She even watched NuTrek out of desperation and hunger for escape.

That’s a tragic tale Kiwi fren. Deeply tragic.

She just needs a good, balldo-free man to guide her. I just know it!

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Bold words from a cuckold who traded his wife on Jamaica for some leather tittied wine mom.

And then experienced crippling erectional failure, to the point where he needs to shove his scrotum into a harness in order to penetrate a woman, and not even throat GOAT April can make him perform reliably.

And let’s not forget how Dick ran a train on a developmentally challenged girl, fresh out of puberty, and then had a fat, degenerate dwarf take her off his hands, and moved her into a tranny infested crack shack to make piss porn to pay the rent.

These are all horrible fucking people.

 

[JamusActimus]

How could you embarrass null like this, manning?!

That's not even the most embarrassing thing he did.

That's him suicide baiting on Nick's Discord while he was streaming and causing Nick to pause the stream to handle his fan having a mental breakdown / John moment

 

[Fapcop]

I am really quite curious how Nick is going to get along with The System... I'm not from his state but I'd wager they are similar throughout the country.

I’m pretty sure that dealing with THE SYSTEM, is a far greater annoyance for him than being without Muh keedz.

Shit, just the humiliation of standing with his dick out, peeing in a cup and then handing it to some nurse who doesn’t give a f about his YouTube subscribers or that he’s a lawyer?

For the first time in his life, Nick is dealing with a situation that he can’t just walk away from or pay his way out of. For the first time, he’s NOT in charge, and needs to do whatever the system tells him to do.

That’s something he’s totally not used to (just look at how he dealt with trafffic tickets, lmao!) and it undoubtedly pisses him off till his fists are bloody and the wall is dented.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Was gonna clean the Balldoreich, but then he got high. ooo ohhhh

Could have stopped Ethan, from gunting his wife, but then he got hiiiiiiigh (Oh, Oh)

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

The last time Rekieta smelled a woman (April) so did everyone else in a radius of 20m.

 

[Sugriva]

The kiwifags have lost... It's over bros.

 

[Sharpeteer]

The kiwifags have lost... It's over bros.

Never.