Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 202 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 788 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 458 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 507 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 262 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,436
If only the solution to her parents potentially blowing themselves up wasn't $20 on Amazon. Or just taking the fucking knob off and having her mom keep them in a separate place.
Probably lying. Most people have two in one fire alarms/carbon dioxide detectors. She rarely goes to Canada anyways unless she’s clearing out a house to sell it. Her last trip there was related to selling the house and I’m positive she and Ian didn’t stay with her parents. That would be too uncomfortable. They definitely got an airbnb despite sharing the opinions all landlords are scum and people should only be able to own a primary home and one vacation home but never rent it out. I think she just makes up stories about the Alzheimers dad for sympathy bait. Maureen or someone else probably told her he did this once and either set off an alarm or someone noticed. I don’t like to give her any credit, but I’m sure even someone as dumb as Maureen would know to take off the knobs and have alarms if they’ve been living with someone with Alzheimers.
 
I don’t like to give her any credit, but I’m sure even someone as dumb as Maureen would know to take off the knobs and have alarms if they’ve been living with someone with Alzheimers.
I wouldn't overestimate Maureen like that (keep in mind she willingly engaged in a twitter slapfight with Froggy Fresh, got mad at his banter and turned it personal) and regardless I think the whole Alzheimer's story is fucking bullshit. Dealing with mentally ill and senile parents who can't take care of themselves is one of the most soul-crushing experiences some people go through in life and generates extraordinary amounts of sympathy and asspats (usually deserved) which is exactly what Anisa wants. Papa Jomha might be forgetting a word every now and then, which is normal for an older person, and I refuse to believe anything else Anisa says about it.
 
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fucking clean your lawn, you disgusting animals. The owners, the dogs are innocent.
Actually disgusting.
 
She doesn't have any visible mental retardation physiognomy. The developmentally disabled people I've known at various stages in my life have all had something 'off' about them and while yes, Anisa does have a beautiful pear shaped head she doesn't have that 'look'. I'd say she's as low on the IQ range as is possible before you have a legitimate disability, aside from her personality disorder. She's a pear, not a potato. Plus downies are usually much, much nicer and generally cheerful unless you provoke their tard strength or you meet someone on the low functioning end, which Anisa is too much of a cunt to be.
Anisa is a good example of average female intellegence... Unfortunately...

I'm a chick so I mean this with as little incel-esque sentiment as possible but average intellegence for men is a bit higher so it manifests itself differently. I've interacted with enough of my own gender to get a good sample of female intellegence and, from my own personal understanding, the primary reason female intellegence is generally lower is natural hubris on the part of most women. I believe we woman are all born with a little bit of narcism in us for evolutionary reasons, competing with mates and what not, but it can hold us back intellectually if it becomes malignant enough. Anisa is a good example of this too, she can't see past her own nose far enough to truly learn about any one thing in depth because she thinks she's hot shit and the master of any subject she's vaguely interested in.
 
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These are actually pretty good. (Which makes my gut reaction doubting their authenticity)

Anisa, if you actually want to be a productive member of society I suggest you keep up with art, improve, expand your catalogue of styles you can draw in so you can cast a wide net....

Open commissions, you have a reach that a lot of budding artists wanting to make money from their hobby would kill for.
 
I bet they pay a housekeeper once a week to come clean the house besides the basement. They probably retreat to their bedroom to hide from the awkward social engagement. They’re both so fucking lazy I can’t see them cleaning their own house.

It’s also pathetic to not clean dog shit out of your backyard. That backyard is fucking tiny too. It wouldn’t even take that much time. They literally have zero excuses to be so filthy. They both literally look like they stink too.
They also probably pay someone to walk the dogs. If they're too lazy to pick up their dogs shit, there's no way they actually take them out to walk. Between takeout and chores, the Jomhas must waste so much money on tasks that they're too lazy to do themselves. Plus, there's all the money they spend on useless knickknacks Anisa buys and then immediately discards.
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Case in point. :story:I guess her mythical guitar will continue to elude us.
 
I'm a chick so I mean this with as little incel-esque sentiment as possible
Femcels are a thing, ya know.

average intellegence for men is a bit higher so it manifests itself differently. I've interacted with enough of my own gender to get a good sample of female intellegence and, from my own personal understanding, the primary reason female intellegence is generally lower is natural hubris on the part of most women.
It's "intelligence", not "intellegence", woman. Maybe you're right after all...
 
Anisa is a good example of average female intellegence...
Anisa has to be below the average, and not representative of what is normal.

The way someone speaks colloquially, naturally, without a script is the best representation of what their thinking patters are, which is what is evaluated by intelligence. Anisa speaks terribly. She clogs her sentences with meaningless words, for example almost all of her sentences start with "I feel like", they almost always include "uhm"s and other pauses, the word "like", which add nothing to what she's trying to say. If you distill her phrases to their essence, they are 5th grade level, with various superfluous interjections. The topics they comment on on the podcast are basic and boring, nothing challenging. If they ever speak about anything general or abstract, Anisa can't keep up, has to stop and add a personal, concrete observation, and she uses vague terms like "people", "things", "stuff".

This is less than what would be expected in a conversation with a random, average woman. It would be uncommon even for a cashier at a supermarket to speak this poorly. It doesn't seem like her brain has always been this mushy, in her earlier videos she could speak normally. She lacks cognitive stimuli, so she becomes progressively more retarded by reading xitter politics all day and not developing any skills. She openly talks about her mental flaws, but without seeking solutions, instead she wants asspats and medical diagnoses. She can't do basic math, read a clock, read words properly, spell properly, etc (all self-admitted, so might be false).
 
She lacks cognitive stimuli, so she becomes progressively more retarded by reading xitter politics all day and not developing any skills.
This. I don't believe Anisa has significantly below average IQ. She is dumb as pig shit because she is uninquisitive, uninterested in the world, and unmotivated to learn anything new. When she was younger and fresh out of school she was better because she was forced to learn and interact with various people and activities there for years. Now she sits at home with Ian, who is almost as bad, and she does nothing but scroll social media, eat, and gossip. If you don't use your skills you lose them over time, and that goes for language and reasoning skills too.
 
Anisa, if you actually want to be a productive member of society I suggest you keep up with art, improve, expand your catalogue of styles you can draw in so you can cast a wide net....

Open commissions, you have a reach that a lot of budding artists wanting to make money from their hobby would kill for.
Yeah but that requires effort.

Do you really think that PTSD CTE ADHD DID Anisa can commit to it?
 
I'm late and gay but here's the latest podcast archive
Woman steals $1.5m in school lunches - SRMC #45 [Uploaded August 20, 2024]


I remembered @anisa_jomha_reciepts made a cool bingo card a while back for the podcast, I've been thinking of using it next time I summarise but I always get beaten to the punch (not that I'm complaining), so I'll repost it here for @Leo Frank or anyone else who wants a crack at summarising, maybe it'll make it less mind-numbing.
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Previous EPs:
Episode 1 and 2
Episode 3 and 4
Episode 5
Episode 6 to 8
Episode 9
Episodes 10 to 13
Episode 14
Episode 15
Episode 16
Episode 17
Episode 18
Episode 19
Episode 20 & 21
Episodes 22 & 23
Episodes 24 & 25
Episode 26
Episodes 27 & 28
Episode 29
Episode 30
Episode 31
Episode 32
Episodes 33 & 34
Episode 35
Episode 36
Episode 37 & 38
Episode 39
Episode 40
Episode 41
Episode 42
Episode 43
Episode 44

I bet they pay a housekeeper once a week to come clean the house besides the basement. They probably retreat to their bedroom to hide from the awkward social engagement. They’re both so fucking lazy I can’t see them cleaning their own house.
I don't think they do that. I think it's more likely that they're fine with living in their own filth. Gross people like that aren't thinking about ways to clean up, because otherwise their living conditions wouldn't get to that level in the first place. It's not (just) that they're lazy, they legitimately don't care. They see clothes all over the floor, dogshit in the house and caking their yard, probably takeout containers everywhere with rotting food, the sink completely full even though they never cook, and they're okay with it. It's weird because Anisa, at some point, gave iDubbbz shit for being a slob. Did Ian's slob habits rub off on Anisa, or is it that once she moved out, mommy dearest wasn't there to clean up for her (was she the one who mentioned that her mother cleans up after her, or was that Shoe0nHead?)?
 
It really sounds like a depression house and as bad or worse than a tranny house. Are they too embarrassed to hire cleaners or what? There’s even people you can pay to pick up dog poop, i see little signs advertising these businesses everywhere.

I think she said something about how her mom would always clean up and was a good housekeeper and that’s why she didn't learn to clean up.

Didnt find the post tho, but found this one about cleaning.

Post in thread 'Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband"'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/anisa...e-washburn-anisas-husband.38107/post-11567584
 
Nah she is close to average. Few "mostly" white women are bellow 90.

Im not saying shes smart but shes not nigger levels of dumb either.
I think so, too. Isn't everything under 90 already in Learning Disabled territory? Anisa is just an uneducated dummy, dime a dozen.
It really feels like she's just constantly regretting her past decisions, but can't come to terms with them. Like she's actively avoiding and ignoring the fact that your actions and choices set paths down for your life, and taking them closes some off. She's trying to be eternally responsibility free as if she were 18, while also being super popular while also being super cool while also being super lusted after while also being super badass - that's why she wants to be a boxer and a podcaster and a streamer and an ethot and a free spirit tattoo board all at the same time, with a healthy dose of bipolar looking desire to both be seeing as capable and advancing in life while seeking the attention and affirmation of struggling and reaching out.
Yeah. This is really not uncommon in Cluster B tards. Most useless people on earth, there are legit Downies who live better lives and who contribute more to society than your average Cluster B woman.
Why the fuck would this retard make a drug tier-list? Both of them look like the extent of their experience with drugs is taking a toke of a spliff in highschool. Why always chose topics you're not qualified to speak on at all? I don't get it. Anisa of course has to retardedly chime in to make clear who is the bigger retard between the two with her statement, alcohol isn't the only drug were withdrawal can kill you. All the dogshit stuff is fucking rank, fucking slobs. Guarantee you their whole house smells like wet dog and shit. Theo Von is an unfunny cocksucker but that is just my personal opinion.
With Ian and the dogs constantly shitting themselves, the Jomha household must be a truly revolting place. Who knows what else these two retarded lazybones must have lying around in their home since they certainly don't do any housecleaning.
Their sink is quadruple stacked with dirty dishes, i have not one doubt about it.
 
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