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Noted anti-capitalist Dave Muscato with his anti-capitalist guitar collection.
Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents
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I’m a rabid capitalist, and I agree with quite a lot of it. But that’s because I think an efficient economic system is not meant to answer my spiritual needs, search for meaning, or definition of the good life. If it does, great, but that is literally not its purpose or benefit to humanity.
ETA There is an ethical or moral case for the free market, but it’s only as convincing as your acceptance of the premises underlying it, and commies like Dave don’t accept them. Far better to point to what fucking works.
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Like most communists, Dave needs $20 million pronto. The parents who worked for that money are evil. Dave is saintly and promises to never work for anything.
Though I must say, I wouldn't want him filling my Chipotle burritos or rotating my tires. Errrrm, maybe I should reword that?
Though I must say, I wouldn't want him filling my Chipotle burritos or rotating my tires. Errrrm, maybe I should reword that?
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I feel awful for his parents, imagine the son you raised growing up to be a freak trying to destroy your lives.
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Frank Reynolds doesn’t let a bad back slow him down!
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I'm shocked that the attorney didn't burst into tears.
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Challenges:
A full hour without using the words I or me every day.
A 'who can stand unaided the longest' knockout
Must cooperate to complete a 500 piece jigsaw of Blaire White to get dinner. New jigsaw issued daily. Failure to complete will roll the jigsaw over a day, plus additional penalty of Trump, JKR etc jigsaw. Failure will mean dinner is switched to Nutriloaf per US DOC recipe.
Only available beverage is water. Diet soda can be earned at a rate of one standard can for three hours complete silence during daytime hours.
No internet access for the duration.
Each is fed an individually planned weight loss diet. Any swapping around of foods earns one hour on a 5 mph treadmill (consecutive) per infraction.
Set decorated with lifesize, unfiltered images of the competitors.
Each contestant to undergo a make over carried out by the other two. Tattoo guns and piercing equipment supplied.
Daily mantra requirement in front of mirror 'IWNBAW' for increasing periods of time to earn aforementioned diet foods.
Pre entry requirement of full physical and psychiatric work ups. Only medications deemed necessary for the maintenance of life by those workups to be allowed.
Schedule is up at 0630, lights out 2230.
The prize will be full transition surgery. In either Turkey or Vladivostok.
Does anyone know how one starts a gofund thing and prepares a pitch to Japanese production companies?
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Just like to take a moment to point out what a childish name for a kitten 'Fuzzface' is. That's what you name a kitten when you're 6, not when you look 60.
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I'm shocked that the attorney didn't burst into tears.
What do we think happened at the meeting? My guess is Adam encouraged Dave to take a plea deal instead of embarrassing himself in front of a jury and ultimately losing the case.
To be fair to Dave, he named the cat after an effects pedal. So it sort of fits into his guitar-obsessed aesthetic.
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Something in that post that stood out to me:
Note the use of "I" there. Dave's the one who smiles when he showed kitten pictures to his lawyer, in fact his lawyer's reaction isn't even mentioned at all. He's so self-absorbed he only cares about how he feels about anything, to the point that he literally doesn't even think to mention how someone else feels. Really sums up Dave.
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Don’t be fair to Dave.
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Because FuzzFace knows Dave can’t follow him. It’s a temporary respite from having to sit on his shoulder.
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One of the people in these pictures claims to be a woman.
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Kylie Brooks used to be the king of no effort, but he had the excuse of being a cripple, and even he started taking estrogen.
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Daves back hurts
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"You too can look like a housefly sex tourist! Ask your optometrist if PedoVision is right for you!"
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Exactly.
Lawyer: I've gotten you a good deal, the best deal we're gonna get. Take it, ma'am. You've got a lousy case. The evidence is stacked against you. You're going to lose on all three counts. The judge is going to come down hard on you at sentencing. Take the deal. Plead and skate, ma'am.
Dave: NoooooOOooo. I'm innercent and must testify for nine hours while the jury cries! Look at these pix of my kitteh. Tee hee.
Narrator: The lawyer next summarized the evidence that will be presented against Dave. Dave found it disturbing and went back to smiling at the cat pix on his phone.
Lawyer at coffee counter with paralegal: Fucktard.
Paralegal: You can't say things like that anymore.
Lawyer: Fucktard.
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Anyone who has had to work with Dave, or had him for a "customer" should be legally allowed to slap the shit out of him at least once.