Orbiter Lucas Gage / Angelo John Gage - 95 IQ bald retard, Nick Fuentes ballwasher, pseudo-philosopher, unabashed schizophrenic suffering from PTSD. Crybaby anti-Semite being bullied by Jewish cookbooks and Internet trolls.

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Lidl Drip said:
Hope she's safe and going to be ok, right after leaving a relationship is when the risk of domestic femicide is the highest. This man is clearly a schizo and likely dangerous.
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He is prohibited from owning weapons (other than a fake gladius) due to his PTSD and has a personal NJ equivalent of the DHS agent assigned to him that's monitoring him. He's doxed the agent and seems to think she's his friend.
 
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There's a lot of retards defending Lucas on twitter and Kiwifarms, saying that getting swatted and sent pizzas is fucked up and his wife leaving him isn't funny.

The fact he was swatted and sent pizzas is not funny. But the videos where he claims to be redpilling the delivery drivers, LITERALLY crying about the jews, and blaming fucking pizza on Mossad agents, is funny. He made getting sent pizza funny.

And now that he has lost his wife for an unknown reason. So he blames the jews. I think that retards on the Alt-right hate joos so much that they allow mouth-breathing spergs to thrive in their communities. No matter how much you hate The Chosen People under G-d, you have to admit this guy is fucking braindead.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Its almost like loudly whacking off over anyone who says "I HATE [insert group boogieman here] AND LOVE [insert group sacred cow here]" in ever more performatively extreme and elaborate ways, while furiously chasing off any attempt at gatekeeping or criticising within the ranks is as guaranteed to turn right wingers into degenerate retards as it was guaranteed to turn left wingers into degenerate retards

Hell you might even say this has been a recurring pattern since the fucking bronze age given how often you see it described in old timey religious texts and accounts, but then that might trick people into thinking that currentyear in the west is not actchully the most uniquely terrible and nightmarish hellscape in human history
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that's a lot of words. I just think fags are gay.
 
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Dire Dire Cocks said:
Lucas Gage is fundamentally against White people and White uprising, much like Nick Fuentes (his hero). I will not, and you should not, forget when he went on a multi-day rant about White people critiquing him for simping for Muslims, where he declared his full support for the Islamification and Islamic invaders in White countries.
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All these people are on muslims payroll to spew jew hatred and jews only,they dont give a shit about white people.
The ones that genuinely believe them to be white supremacist are fucking retarded.
 
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Everyone speculating why his wife left him. He's an annoying retard who is bad at sex. I doubt it's any deeper than that. Odds are he was an annoying/retarded minute man when she met him but since then he's become even more annoying/retarded and probably devolved to only being able to get hate boners for jews.
 
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Agent of Misinformation said:
Gee, I wonder how incompetent Gage's local law enforcement/FBI office is to his declining mental health. He's a clear case of a "radical, former vet, right-wing h-wite male" who's going to shoot up his local synagogue thinking they were fucking his wife on the clock. Hell, if there are any FBI lurkers or users in the thread, go ahead and report this and give yourself your promotion of the year.
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And let a good potential tragedy go to waste?

Bioniclelover said:
For someone who thinks he's Roman, he's really scared of Italian cuisine.
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Reminder in case you weren’t aware but Luke is Italian, and not just “guy from Jersey who’s great-great grandpa came from Sicily”, I mean he was born in Italy to Italian parents. Despite this background Luke changed his name from Angelo to Lucas because he wanted a name that sounds less Italian, which makes me think he fell for the /pol/ meme that Italians aren’t white which is why he gets so insecure about his heritage.
 
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Yellow Rose Of Texas said:
All these people are on muslims payroll to spew jew hatred and jews only,they dont give a shit about white people.
The ones that genuinely believe them to be white supremacist are fucking retarded.
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Lucas is a true believer.

Xev said:
Everyone speculating why his wife left him. He's an annoying retard who is bad at sex. I doubt it's any deeper than that. Odds are he was an annoying/retarded minute man when she met him but since then he's become even more annoying/retarded and probably devolved to only being able to get hate boners for jews.
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He gave her permission to leave and she took it. Apparently this is the second time she has threatened to leave him over his politics and this time it went too far.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Damn, the JOOZ are sending him FREE FOOD? FREE? Like, it doesn't cost him a dime?
How's that Jewish? A Jewish pizza sent to his door should feature a Rabbi charging him $10,000 to bless the food and circumcise his entire family.
And the final invoice should say $25,000 instead with 25% credit card surcharge and 45% tip.
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This blows my mind. You got a free pizza. They even paid for it. And through all the hoops and pulleys in this guy's head, this is a bad thing and a EVIL Jewish plot. This nigga ain't 95 IQ, this nigga a caveman, needs to change his name to Grug.
 
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SuccubusFeeder said:
I'm friends on twitter with the guy who started the pizza sending, he's a literal neo-nazi.
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Was it the kaifeng guy? That shit sent me.

WelperHelper99 said:
This blows my mind. You got a free pizza. They even paid for it. And through all the hoops and pulleys in this guy's head, this is a bad thing and a EVIL Jewish plot. This nigga ain't 95 IQ, this nigga a caveman, needs to change his name to Grug.
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It was cash on delivery.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
This blows my mind. You got a free pizza. They even paid for it. And through all the hoops and pulleys in this guy's head, this is a bad thing and a EVIL Jewish plot. This nigga ain't 95 IQ, this nigga a caveman, needs to change his name to Grug.
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Goyim trolls send Shmuley Boteach's daughter pizza: it's not kosher (bad), and not paid for (worse, literally annudah shoah).

Jewish trolls send Lucas Gage pizza: non-kosher and thoughtfully paid for.

The moral of the story:
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