Yeah, he keeps going on about people trying to kill him. No one is trying to kill him. Good old Fat has been the funniest thing in my life for the past 18 months and brings me endless hilarity every single day. It is like having the funniest sitcom in the world running non-stop. I can't get enough of this mad fucker!
No stalker, those bed sores and mini-strokes are just your delusions again. Wait for the knock.
There are other factors that can lead to high blood pressure. Having a certain build (being tall and lanky as well as being very muscular for example) can raise your blood pressure. Maybe he likes to pretend he's just that much of a beefcake. Even though he's also a totally fit (half-) marathoner who really shouldn't need blood pressure meds.
If there's anyone I'd genuinely want a Truman Show style series about, it'd definitely be Rick.
Yes, and if you want to see how bad some lawyers are, just look up Vandeventer v. Wabash Nat’l Corp.,
Or worse, Henderson v. State of Mississippi. That became an argument about grammar.
This exchange is funny on a lot of levels.
He’s both right and wrong. Right in that the person only called the faggot fat because he’s mad at him and was looking for something mean to say. Wrong in that if his PFP had been Cindy Crawford or Fabio fat would not have been the insult. It’s the same niggertier behavior that blames consequences on being caught and not the crime committed.
Because he trusts the medicine and the science like a little good goy goysloppy secondser.
That's quite true, but I strongly doubt that was his reasoning. That distinction is too subtle for Fatrick. I think his initial thought process, if that's the term I want, was a frantic search for some excuse to deny the truth of the matter. He went with the first thought his 1.2 GPA brain came up with. He's terribly afraid of having to come up with a second thought; any single idea in his head will probably die of loneliness.
this is indeed a fascinating & widespread phenomenon, one i have also noticed. in a LOT of author pics in crime fiction, lowbrow thriller or "hardboiled" detective novels in particular, the blobby schlubby middle-aged white mutt author is wearing some humiliating combo of leather jacket / sunglasses / fedora / goatee and stanced up like he's a bad-ass. in some cases they're even hardstyling next to a motorcycle or holding a rottweiller on a leash etc.
Why? It's only going to be 18 hours of him tweeting stalker child while boozing it up.
Lee Child, who writes the Jack Reacher books, is a pretty good example. He always talks about how many fights he got in as a kid and how his favourite move was headbutting people, but it's clear he's never actually headbutted anyone, because if he had he'd know it was a fucking stupid idea that nine times out of ten hurts you more than the person you're headbutting. When he has his protagonist do it in novels he never even mentions the guys own head hurting afterwards or anything that would make it slightly credible.
We'd have to spice it up, reality TV style. Probably introduce the Funsters after episode one. Let them get creative. One episode of Fatrick and they'll be cheering for anyone who torments him.
Rick finds it extremely difficult to be nice or straight, despite being white.
The funny part about the funster pfp of him flipping off the Rosa Parks memorial is that he was significantly less fat than he is now. It boggles the mind that he calls a picture of his past self fat just because a funster is using it. Never change Rick but if he was able to change he wouldn't have 3500 page thread.
I was literally about to say this. I notice also that Lee Child has the same skin, hair, and eye colour as his protagonist, so I think Reacher is just his dream version of himself. Taller, stronger, irresistible to women, and skilled in fighting to an unreasonable extent. I don’t mind watching that kind of shit it my brain is all worked out for the day but I’m not sleepy yet, if you get me. However, it is definitely ego porn.
So what I’m hearing is that pat is the IRL version of In the Mouth of Madness?
I think he thinks it makes him sound angry and masculine, rather than fat, unhealthy, and lazy.
this is objectively wrong pat is trying to kill himself through his terrible diet and lack of exercise
Wrong, stalker child. I am in great shape. Enjoy prison!
