Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Bruno Powroznik]

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Dude, bossman got revitiligo. Soon he gonna look like this

 

[troonshine]

DTPN

 

[Reign Chaser]

Instead of a black man with white palms, he's a white man with black palms. This is great.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

"Austin honey baby you need to wash your hands before you eat"
MOM WHY YOU BEING WEIRD YOU ALWAYS DO THIS YOU WANT ATTENTION MAYBE I HAVE CANCER

 

[cans.wav]

How Austin would look if Ratmom didn't make him shower occasionally

 

[RATCATCHER]

"Someone is playing csgo with the nuerolink and can aim with their brain"
"Get on the stage! are you saying i dont have a brain?!" please tell me someone clipped that

 

[Billy Bong]

He was full on paranoia crackhead freakout ban everybody that says anything in his discord until he had to go to his probation officer.
When he had to go to his probation officer, he was spinning off the juice Beast gave him to spend on YouTube on discord while his dad was screaming at him that they had to go.
He was screaming back that his dad could fuck off because he had to do more spins. If ratdad didn't shut the fuck up, he wouldn't even go.

BMJ is a different kind of beast. And that is why he's my favorite LOLCOW and should win this year. He's built different.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Can you imagine just being in a lobby trying to play some CS and you get this dude on your team. Its almost as bad as a slav.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Can you imagine just being in a lobby trying to play some CS and you get this dude on your team. Its almost as bad as a slav.

In competitive CS lobbies at a decent rank most people are typically chill, you will once in a while get someone who is just unfunny and annoying but it's rare. Even at lower rank the trolls that do occasionally show up are far less annoying than Bossman. Bossman would be an instamute and votekick for me.

There is 3 types;
1) The dude who thinks he's the captain of your random 5v5
2) Soundboard spammer
3) Nigger.

Bossman falls under nigger. He's bad and loud, the worst combination.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

This conversation reminds me of the way I'm trying to approach my cat before grabbing him and stuffing the anti-parasite pill down his throat.

This is a pretty good description of what Null tried to do when he first interacted with Boss on his chat using his madattheinternet account.

 

[AgarthaCrack]

BossManJack has completed and passed his course he had to do to get unbanned from twitch. He should be unbanned soon.

 

[Kees H]

So uhm.. Bossman did a two minute Discord stream where he was about to do his Twitch sensitivity training on stream. It just suddenly ended, it was still funny tho seeing he had a "Slurs Education Resource". He might still be talking in the void thinking he's streaming.

AND HE FUCKING PASSED IT OFF STREAM.. WE ARE SO BACK BOSSMANBROS



EDIT: HIS TWITCH IS ALREADY UNBANNED https://www.twitch.tv/thebossmanjack

EDIT2: AUSTIN IS BACK LIVE ON TWITCH

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

i dont know if Twitch can fix this, but after being banned his follower count was reset
i remember this happening to another channel when they were permabanned
i dont think it can be set back to where it was once it has been reset, but dont quote me on that

edit:
i am not sure how many he had before, but i am pretty sure they have been restored

 

[patrick_fatrick]

Bossman discussing the real and raw trauma he is suffering from thanks to Evil Eddie
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i love how serious he trying to appear with his longer than average sentences and upright, direct posture while talking absolutely insanity about how a billionaire is flipping a switch for him specifically.

 

[Gooby]

i dont know if Twitch can fix this, but after being banned his follower count was reset
i remember this happening to another channel when they were permabanned
i dont think it can be set back to where it was once it has been reset, but dont quote me on that

This one is a feature. They remove followers on perma-banned accounts so they no longer show up in the viewer user's "follow" sidebar and other sections. Never seen them return followers before, subs and bans carry over but never followers.

EDIT: He beat the odds and got them back, Bossman truly is just an outlier among outliers.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Time for a poll on how long we think Bossman will last before getting banned again for slurs.

 

[patrick_fatrick]

This one is a feature. They remove followers on perma-banned accounts so they no longer show up in the viewer user's "follow" sidebar and other sections. Never seen them return followers before, subs and bans carry over but never followers.

don't ever doubt his retard luck

 

[Finger Pistols]

EDIT2: AUSTIN IS BACK LIVE ON TWITCH

Has he done his happy dance that he promised after his ban got lifted? Or was the happy dance exclusive to the Twitch sensitivity training staff?

 

[Gooby]

His first streams back were typical but good for a return to normal. Highlights are:

He felts everything he gets. Iirc, 1000 start, 2500 from some website loyalty program, and then 1500 gifted by his sponsor I think.

All the classic games, he loses on slots, loses on blackjack, loses on dice. He does get some very sick wins, including a 2300%~ payout on a slot Feature, and lost all of that money too. Lots of little rage and chimp outs from both wins and losses.

Started giveaways no less than 3 times and failed to successfully pay out a single time.

He's got some optimism back and is riding the "fresh stream saga" high. He's lightly on edge as well, occasionally saying spooky things like "I think I can say that" after some comments, and commenting on how a user with a name including the word "Maggot" feels like using a slur, and then saying it as if it was a slur. No self reflection on the fact that the specific slur he's dancing around is the one that he was banned for.

Some rats got swished in chat, and some innocent comments got swished in chat.

don't ever doubt his retard luck

Shit, there's a first time for everything. The gods truly do favor this addict. I wonder if it's related to how short the perma-ban was, maybe they normally purge it after a while and he lucked into the data still being there?

 

[Got Milk!]

I'm happy Bossman has been unbanned. I'm also excited at Josh's certain imminent unbanning as well. He did write his letter on stream exactly like Bossman's and that format clearly works. 5 star days ahead in all corners of the farms.