Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

Imagine getting this felted by Cog of all people

 

[Watching Rekieta]

It also infuriates him that his minor e-celeb status has been destroyed by those lying cops.

I think what really gets him is that his new intellectual peer group is Ethan Ralph and Aaron Imholte. He went from Lawpope to Mo, Curly and Larry.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Oh boy… Nick is on coke again. And possibly also drunk.

It was very obvious during his last stream bro is tweakin hard

 

[northstar747]

fuck look at nick going down the list of why cog is "wrong" he just keeps squirming that "no child you dont understand"

 

[Fapcop]

UPDATE: Rekieta has returned for another half hour of furious tweeting at detractors including his new nemesis, Cog

The last tweet is particularly delusional since he seems to think the search was in part to look for evidence of neglect when the point of including the report was to inform that the reporters suspected drug abuse

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Holy shit he’s retarded.

Did anyone bother pointing out to Nick that the search warrant doesn’t actually SAY what Nick thinks it says? That he watched it on his channel?

 

[AnOminous]

Crackets is turning his criminal trial into a cheap and tawdry version of My Cousin Vinny.

Vinny actually turned out to be a competent trial lawyer.

Vinny actually did real trial practice in that movie, not kike doublespeak

The "magic grits" scene was a perfect example of a devastating cross examination. It even gets used in crim pro classes.

He’s also gone up an entire Norwood level, maybe even two or more. He’s balding so much that it must be mentioned regarding exactly how Nick has changed.

And to think I thought malding was just a meme.

UPDATE: Rekieta has returned for another half hour of furious tweeting at detractors including his new nemesis, Cog

What's funny is Nick is right that Cog is a tard, but Cog totally owned him. Nick got owned by a tard.

I’m just picturing Nick coping and seething, writing half a dozen replies and doing a fat line, before throwing himself at the next dozen of tweets.

I'm picturing him hitting himself in the face in between making these expressions.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Does anybody have that AI song @Null made where a woman with a Wisconsin accent sings about lying on the warrant? I want to hear the full thing.

Also, Kayla is not Conservative or Trad. She’s just kinda trailer trash. Her mother seems to have some level of virtue wrt being a foster parent with successes under her belt.
I don’t think that was Kayla’s idea really. I think it was Nick trying to get on his in-laws good side before Kayla finally birthed him a few kids to get a bigger trust fund allowance.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Holy shit he’s retarded.

Did anyone bother pointing out to Nick that the search warrant doesn’t actually SAY what Nick thinks it says? That he watched it on his channel?

I'm increasingly of the mindset that Nick doesn't pay much attention to the truth and instead formulates theories based on skimming through and desperately pretends to himself they're true, I swear this has happened a couple times already. It's like he's living in a fantasy.

 

[datura_binge]

If you're suggesting that someone would see through a Nick/April marriage and therefore deny the privilege, see above.

I'm not saying they'd deny the privilege I'm saying they'd deny the divorce and wedding approval completely until the outstanding issues (the case) was finished. Unless MN has some weird ass divorce rules they wouldn't be able to deal with the kids as part of the decree anyway with these outstanding issues. I don't live in MN though, so grain of salt. I am not saying the privilege would be invalidated I'm just thinking it wouldn't matter because there would.be no approval for divorce and remarriage until afterward anyway.

I'm increasingly of the mindset that Nick doesn't pay much attention to the truth and instead formulates theories based on skimming through and desperately pretends to himself they're true, I swear this has happened a couple times already. It's like he's living in a fantasy.

In retrospect he's always been like this..even during his trial coverages his takes were always "these judges are wrong that's not how the law works". Which is actually hilarious to look back on.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Kayla would rather watch Star Trek:

not to be mean, but there's only about 900 hours of star trek, i'm sure some of the series aren't her favorite. (TOS ages worse ever year, and people are usually either DS9 or Voyager) so at some point you should get bored with it. its not like sports or video games where you have to be there live.

Having said that, wasn't she bizarrely into the MMO? and had like boyfriends on it? In general being the seldom seen wife let's Kayla get away with a lot more weird shit. How much of her love of "star trek" wasn't just her populating the forums and getting attention from that. between being into theater and cheerleading its obvious she really is an attention whore in a way and needs love, even from what Aaron said all the whoring Kayla did was because she felt she needed to be what Nick wanted.

Also if she's such a trekkie and theater kid how come she doesn't have photos of her dressing up in cosplay.

Her mother seems to have some level of virtue wrt being a foster parent with successes under her belt.

between that and the accounts Kayla has followed its obvious that at minimum she is religious in some manner, even Aaron said she seemed religious in that way moms usually are. foster parents are almost always extremely religious, or at least socially conservative.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

In retrospect he's always been like this..even during his trial coverages his takes were always "these judges are wrong that's not how the law works". Which is actually hilarious to look back on.

That's exactly what's going to happen here. Better get prepared to be told forever "No, I was found guilty, that doesn't mean I am guilty. That's just how the law and bad lawyers and judges are sometimes."

Even if he inevitably accepts the plea deal. "I had no choice but to knowingly lie about being guilty. I did it for my family."

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Having said that, wasn't she bizarrely into the MMO? and had like boyfriends on it?

the mobile game yes. Strange that any guy playing that would be into an actual adult woman given how many trekkies are pedos

 

[Vibralldo]

Did Nick accidentally post his own address (the line above the underlined section) or has he given up on privacy at this point because it's all out there already?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Vinny actually turned out to be a competent trial lawyer.

Hence the "cheap and tawdry" qualifier. Vinny had the skills and a wife to back him up. Nick has zero skills and a busted fleshlight for a wife.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So what's the worse case scenario for Nick?
He's still getting simp money from his simps.

He gets away with it Scot free and into larger trouble.

UPDATE: Rekieta has returned for another half hour of furious tweeting at detractors including his new nemesis, Cog

The last tweet is particularly delusional since he seems to think the search was in part to look for evidence of neglect when the point of including the report was to inform that the reporters suspected drug abuse

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Nick seems to believe (or wishes people to believe) that because one small part is wrong, he should win the rest. He is painting in strokes broad enough to paint a battleship in one go.

Riddle me this, Joker: if I watched one day of the Depp trial on an hour delay, vs live the other days, am I a liar to say I watched the trial?

No, because you watched photons on a stream projected from your device and not actually the photons emanating from the participants.

Holy shit he’s retarded.

Did anyone bother pointing out to Nick that the search warrant doesn’t actually SAY what Nick thinks it says? That he watched it on his channel?

All they have to do to clear this up is put the copper on the stand and ask about it. I feel they will do this, then just move on.

 

[Captain Manning]

Imagine getting this felted by Cog of all people

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Yeah, no joke. Pretty sure Cog being relevant in any of this wasn't on anybody's bingo card. The thread pretty much rolled their eyes and wrote him off back when he couldn't get Aaron on his show.

I am sure there are at least a few people that are immensely irritated at Rekieta for giving Cog so much attention.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

an actual adult woman

but what if its a short woman with the personality and IQ of a child? Outside of aging, Kayla is almost like a real life version of those 2000 year old dragon lolis,

 

[USAroXX]

It was very obvious during his last stream bro is tweakin hard

Guaranteed Nick researched what drug that patch does NOT detect and he is using it, as well as alcohol cuz ceiling cats and stern ghey hand face touching is back.

He is shaking with his righteous drug fueled anger.

 

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UPDATE: Rekieta has returned for another half hour of furious tweeting at detractors including his new nemesis, Cog

The last tweet is particularly delusional since he seems to think the search was in part to look for evidence of neglect when the point of including the report was to inform that the reporters suspected drug abuse

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OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION
YOUR HONOR ITS NOT EVEN IN 4K
POMPLIN COMPRESSED THAT CRACK ONTO MY NOSE
BUT MY FRANKS WAS FLAWLESS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

UPDATE: Rekieta has returned for another half hour of furious tweeting at detractors including his new nemesis, Cog

The last tweet is particularly delusional since he seems to think the search was in part to look for evidence of neglect when the point of including the report was to inform that the reporters suspected drug abuse

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Imagine getting owned by cog. BY COG !!!!