Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Rafael Epstein]

When Nick 'Lying Retard' Rekieta says that Cog "put the Backwards Internet logo" in the corner of the reuploaded stream, I hope he (and any other interested parties) know that is just a watermark feature of the Youtube browser that can be enabled/disabled by clicking the little cog (heh) and doesn't actually digitally modify the video.

I really hope for his sake this isn't the super airtight genius argument he thinks we're all missing?

(On a side note, the watermark/annotation setting doesn't even appear on the alleged video, which means cog hasn't enabled the branding watermark in his channel settings and Rekieta [shockingly] lied.)

 

[AnOminous]

No, anime avatar prosecutor child! There are no drugs, and the white powder on his nose is actually video artifacting! Enjoy disbarment!

And of course the video compression also caused him to act like he was obviously in a psychotic cocaine frenzy too.

 

[Captain Manning]

The Barneswalker's shit certainly reflects that, spends no time on the 'franks' and all the time on dumb shit.

I think there is pretty broad agreement now that Nick is heavily involved in how exactly these filings are written. Same with the filing in opposition to Null's motion.

The only debate here is whether Nick is writing this horseshit himself, over White's signature, or whether White writing them exactly the way Nick wants.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

And of course the video compression also caused him to act like he was obviously in a psychotic cocaine frenzy too.

"Your honor, if it was artifacting in the video, why has the defendant repeated 5 times the same message that, uh... Any Me Sucks Cope and Snid sent after such bathroom break?"

Also, if this goes to trial, I want Balldoman's lawyer mention Nick's "heat allergies" at least once. PLEASE.

 

[anionfarflung]

Kind of like Bosom Buddies, but they're both drug soaked degenerates. Give Amazon a call, they might sign a pilot.

Except neither is Tom Hanks. They're both Peter Scolari.

 

[3MMA]

The thing I find most ridiculous is that on top of his desperation to try & find some Hail Mary to get his case thrown out, Nick is performatively celebrating matters of course as “wins” for his online audience. Win, as in an imagined one-upping against his perceived opponents. Many extremely online people play this game, “who’s winning?” Nick & his buddies like to play this dumb online game so much, they carry it over to their real lives. If this dumb little game is being played in your waking life, particularly with family & career on the line due to legal charges, it’s a sign you’re outta touch & outta control. That’s not the time to even be concerned with online reputations & perceptions.

Nick saying he “won” when all he did was deliver an argument in court, which then lead to the prosecution needing normal time to respond, is pathetic. To be so fully embroiled in navel gazing that “winning” online cool guy points is his top priority, shows that he’s lost the plot. It comes off that he’s lost touch with reality, too. Focusing so much on Kiwi Farms, Cog, Twitter, or whatever it is any given day & not focusing on how to heal his family & make shit right, is fuckin’ ridiculous & makes him come off like an even bigger loser. But he’s “winning.” Winning. Sure Nick.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

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He has to be intoxicated. I've reread this tweet like 5 times and I still can't beleive he said it. So it's maddening that people won't listen to him (I wonder why) and no one, no one else, is bothering to explain what's going on! There is literally no one explaining it but people won't listen to him! He just can't wait to tell everyone everything that will make his daughter testing positive for consuming cocain ok.

 

[Nate Dingus]

So Nick thinks evidence should work like an NFT? With every copy/re-upload / transfer being a separate thing that must be referred to as such?

This is getting into SovCit "the summons spells my name with capital letters so it doesn't count" level retardation

 

[RodgerDodger]

And of course the video compression also caused him to act like he was obviously in a psychotic cocaine frenzy too.

What gets me is Nick seems to be trying desperately, to force the Judge to watch the entire Cokestream. Be it from Odyssey or an authenticated copy from Google. Nick's nonsense is going to force the Judge to watch the whole thing.

Do we all remember just how bad that stream was? What things Nick was raving about? Remember Judge Pussy Licquor?

Show of hands, who thinks this is gonna end well for Nick? A lawyer of such rare skill he could seemingly argue a traffic ticket up to the death penalty.

 

[AnOminous]

Show of hands, who thinks this is gonna end well for Nick? A lawyer of such rare skill he could seemingly argue a traffic ticket up to the death penalty.

Good thing for him that he just blows them off like a trailer trash loser.

 

[Vibralldo]

What gets me is Nick seems to be trying desperately, to force the Judge to watch the entire Cokestream. Be it from Odyssey or an authenticated copy from Google. Nick's nonsense is going to force the Judge to watch the whole thing.

Do we all remember just how bad that stream was? What things Nick was raving about? Remember Judge Pussy Licquor?

Show of hands, who thinks this is gonna end well for Nick? A lawyer of such rare skill he could seemingly argue a traffic ticket up to the death penalty.

The judge is gonna watch it, immediately join the farms, and become an active member

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

who thinks this is gonna end well for Nick?

I think it will end wonderfully and Nick should 100% force the Judge and Jury to watch the entire Coke Stream.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

New Instagram post.

I think Nick’s arc of moving to LA to be with his Internet Daddy Juju the Cow is becoming more likely by the day.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Arnold's smile in T2 was more believable than that cope smile

 

[Vibralldo]

New Instagram post.
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I think Nick’s arc of moving to LA to be with his Internet Daddy Juju the Cow is becoming more likely by the day.

H for haggard

Nick's gonna have to leave Spicer because everyone there knows him as a child abusing junkie swinger

At least in LA that's the norm

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Arnold's smile in T2 was more believable than that cope smile

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Wait, how much can monty win off nick if he achieved total victory and nick got balldominated?

Would be really fucking funny if he can win for 450k. I doubt it but it would be >

 

[TexOffender]

New Instagram post.
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I think Nick’s arc of moving to LA to be with his Internet Daddy Juju the Cow is becoming more likely by the day.

What friends does he have left to hang out with that he hasn't shit on or alienated?

Also lol

 

[Scan_Lines]

Does anybody have that AI song @Null made where a woman with a Wisconsin accent sings about lying on the warrant? I want to hear the full thing.

I assume you mean this. Courtesy of @Scan_Lines (it's hilarious by the way).

Youtube link with all the lyrics in the description if you want to save it. When I've made more, I'll upload to spotify as it costs and I don't want to pay for just one song on there.

New Instagram post.
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I think Nick’s arc of moving to LA to be with his Internet Daddy Juju the Cow is becoming more likely by the day.

POV: you're a line of coke on Nicks destroyed wifes ass.

 

[Vibralldo]

...very little actually surprises me anymore.

People seem to ignore that the gotcha isn't just the coke residue on his nose, the rest of the video is Nick clearly acting like he's on drugs, which the warrant cites directly.

The officer states that Nick's behavior in the video aligns with that of a man that's high, as per his drug training, and that isn't something that can be lost by compression artifacts.