Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
hfuenms83 said:
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I'm frankly speechless.

This faggot is in his 30's and this is how he spends his Friday nights? What is the endgame here is the question I always ask. Is it money? Fame? Notoriety? What do you get out of dressing like your favorite video game or anime character? And don't tell me it's a hobby. For Cheebs this is his raison d'être. It's his entire personality. It's what he lives for. But where's the payoff?

Also... why take the shirt off when you have no muscle tone, no chest hair and fucking bitch tits? At least have the decency to put a ratty t-shirt on before hand.
 
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Oh no, now he is going into public with this on
 

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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
I looked it up, he apparently doesn't work for GDQ anymore and retired from speedrunning. He also did a complete rebrand where he said he was part of a "plural system" like he's back on Tumblr, and I guess that rebrand failed because he DFEd.
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Lol he was that fat tranny who claimed to share one body with his FF14 catgirl character and made out with his fat neckbeard (((((girlfriend))))) during a tetris showcase. Oh fuck and didn't bring us the gem of the dilation Station?

Man, what a throwback. And i used to watch gdq before it went super corpo Aids.
 
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I dunno what's sadder. Cheebs spending his friday night putting on makeup and a wig in hopes of getting attention from some coswhore, or the fact he wore the entire outfit outside in public by himself making him stand out even more like an autistic retard.
 
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That wig is giving me spiderweb itchies. How bad is your monitor, Chibi? You're fucking green! Edgeworth is closer to your natural skin tone than whatever that abomination is. Dude's been thirsting after cosplay for how long and he can't even do the most simple basics.
 
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His getup with the grey wig just makes me think of pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh (if he got a haircut).

Someone educate me as I know shit all about Ace Attorney; is the characters hair suppose to be fully grey or is actually black with some shine added to the model? Maybe I'm color blind but most of what I've seen of it seems like it's black.

And dear god that makeup is absolutely horrific looking. But did he finally pluck off the ancient caterpillar that's been living on his brow for many years or did he just cover up the midsection?
 
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imstonedsoz said:
Maybe I'm color blind but most of what I've seen of it seems like it's black.
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It's like a gray, yeah, not a silver though. Going back through the ace attorney outtakes (aside: they're p good) to confirm if I'm being mandella'd or not.

edit: it's for sure a brown lol at least when he's younger
 
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pippy said:
If you had unlimited funding and 6 months could you turn chibi into a functioning member of society? I think a haircut and burning all his autistic gaming clothes would help but the guy has such a sexual degenerate assburger face it may be impossible
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Technically he's already a functioning member of society, he somehow holds down employment and manages to survive.

It's just that he has some intense compulsion to periodically do really stupid embarrassing stuff, to the point it sometimes seems like a humiliation fetish. A burning urge builds and builds in him until he has no choice but to lolcow out, in a pattern which will likely continue for the rest of his life.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
Technically he's already a functioning member of society, he somehow holds down employment and manages to survive.

It's just that he has some intense compulsion to periodically do really stupid embarrassing stuff, to the point it sometimes seems like a humiliation fetish. A burning urge builds and builds in him until he has no choice but to lolcow out, in a pattern which will likely continue for the rest of his life.
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It really is shocking that he can hold down a real job like that, especially one that involves talking to strangers. Maybe the autism shields him from shame, but I've always imagined him to be the type to quit any job after a few months for "mental health breaks."
 
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If you had unlimited funding and 6 months could you turn chibi into a functioning member of society? I think a haircut and burning all his autistic gaming clothes would help but the guy has such a sexual degenerate assburger face it may be impossible
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Add in a proper dentist and take away his phone and you might be onto something here.
 
With unlimited funding you could put him on effective social media and coom detox. The question is rather whether 6 months are enough to drive it out of him. Doubt.
 
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