Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DSP for president 2032]

Hard to believe: The eight year old got curious and took it herself.

I find this extremely easy to believe. If Nick would regularly go on rants about the virtues and benefits of cocaine, and how safe it is to use, and how it's even better than the brown liquid that he loves so much, the one that incinerates your throat, then the kids would absolutely get curious.

8-year-old me would have absolutely asked to try the magic powder, and tried it sneakily if the option was there. Which, there would be, if Nick sometimes just let coke bullets fall out of his pocket.

Even more morbid but funny possibility: Nick talked about how the cocaine magically made your hunger go away, and a hungry child got into it for that reason lmfao

direct transfer hair contamination from a parent doing coke then extensively touching the child's hair

Is this a real possibility? Can the cocaine metabolites get absorbed into the hair through skin oil or something like that? Hey, then we actually have a realistic, relatively-wholesome way to explain the positive test!

The defense should go with this: Lady Crackets would hit the coke and then pet the kids hair. We all saw it.

Way more convincing than a Scandinavian Prude Cop dunking their hands into the coke powder and rubbing it on a child's head for no reason. You're welcome, Nick's lawyer!

 

[The Feline Solution]

Probably has been said before ITT but a child testing positive for cocaine metabolites is the most niggerish thing to happen in the whole Balldo saga. Some real inner-city-Baltimore-Section-8-no-heat-in-winter nigger shit.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Honest question: how much does this open the door for the State to request private messages between Rekieta and Ralph if they suspect witness tampering?

If they really want to fuck around with Nick, they probably have enough for a search warrant

At least we learned valuable lessons from this lying faggot: dont stream committing crimes like a watermelon eating nigger, kids, specially when you already had a CPS visit in recent days.

I don't think CPS visited. They didn't have enough to go investigate

 

[Pelican Bones]

they're charged with being responsible with their budget. It would reflect poorly on them if they spent an inordinate amount of money doing something that could be viewed as both unnecessary and vindictive

They should make a gofundme.

One of the stretch goals can be wiretapping Nick. Another one can be extraditing Ralph.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

Haha! You've played yourself, for I have found the cocaine in the second image!



See how my genius lawyerly ways have proven that he cops are LYING to EVERYONE and how this massive finding PROVES that compression SIGNIFICANTLY alters the image.
I bet if you zoom in even further, you'll see that dirty cop rubbing it into his daughter's scalp with am illegal noogie procedure, banned by the 7th amendment.

 

[Spergichu]

Probably has been said before ITT but a child testing positive for cocaine metabolites is the most niggerish thing to happen in the whole Balldo saga. Some real inner-city-Baltimore-Section-8-no-heat-in-winter nigger shit.

This whole ordeal over the past few months is just an elaborate scheme by Nick to convince Eric July that he DID in fact grow up in the hood, and not the lofty suburbs of Houston. NIG-GUH!

 

[Scan_Lines]

April would need to use a fake dick for pics since Nick wields a softee.

Not a balldo? He could probably get promotional money too

 

[chalkyresidue]

The house in which they currently live is owned by The Robert Lord Trust.

When you Google “Robert Lord” you get shit about Gambit from the X-Men. If “the Robert Lord Trust” is indeed a paper company whose name was meaningless and chosen solely to be obfuscatory nonsense, do we think Nick did something this faggoty and lame on purpose?

She's not a replacement for their mother, she's the piece of garbage who destroyed their family and acts like she's the best possible partner for their thundercunt they call a father.

Deeply distressing thing to consider is that we have no insights as to what life was like for these kids with the old nanny. April as replacement Mommy might not be part of the equation. April might just be the new other woman who spends less time in the kitchen and more time in the master bedroom.

You’ve seen the shower. Can you blame her?

April uses the other shower, where she stores her Summer’s Eve Body Wash/Snatch Disinfectant.

And dude if she’s this lackadaisical washing off her eye makeup and cleaning off her upper body I wouldn’t get my hopes up about that snatch getting regularly disinfected.

 

[Jex]

Nick is clearly pulling from his wealth of experience as a stay at home lawyer, thinking back to watching the Rittenhouse trial and certain media not being allowed to be shown because pinch to zoom adds pixels. The alcohol, cocaine and desperation have warped this rare legal experience into being applied to his case haphazardly.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

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Does this woman have no female friends left to her? A PROM DRESS? She's 30! I would be so horrified for my friend! And who did they hire to beat her face? She's looking straight off backpages!

 

[LemonParty]

If Nick joined Keemstar's Lolcow Podcast I'd actually watch it, and therefor be in Rekieta's audience once again. Boogie and Nick impotently lieing, coping, and seething about literally fucking everything, while big fat Wings clowns on them.

Someone with cloat please pitch this to Keemstar.

 

[Drama keen]

With a quick search, I saw "The Dragon's Treasure" having been discussed only in passing (?). Just a couple of people that tried some of his teas, and nothing else. I happened upon a couple of videos of his that he made (right?) before the arrest and (right?) after.
They are nothing really interesting, or new, frankly, but I could upload them for completion's sake, regarding Rekieta. Can anyone with a better memory and/or searching skills ensure they have not been uploaded before?

The only new thing I learned from this is (besides the story of The Dragon's Treasure's success, how Nick helped) that Nick was getting paid from the affiliate links. The Dragon's Treasure claims Nick made five digits from that deal, until he couldn't take the fall anymore and walked away (early on, hence why not "degeneracy").

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Does this woman have no female friends left to her? A PROM DRESS? She's 30! I would be so horrified for my friend! And who did they hire to beat her face? She's looking straight off backpages!

Her best friend is Keanu Thompson, so that won't help.

I keep thinking about April/Nick dynamic. She thinks she's Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman: she was just a street hooker but now this rich sophisticated guy who spends money on her and takes her to art events will turn her into a lady. Nick on the other hand is playing out his pornographer fantasy and is turning April into a worn out junkie porn whore. They're a perfect match.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is this a real possibility? Can the cocaine metabolites get absorbed into the hair through skin oil or something like that? Hey, then we actually have a realistic, relatively-wholesome way to explain the positive test!

There is a study (linked ITT where they soaked hair samples in cocaine for days and got higher results from follicle testing--even AFTER washing the samples with ?bleach? or some outlet solvent wash that is standard disinfectant. However, they soaked the samples constantly for days to get those results.

You'd have to dig more into their methodology amd/do another stufdy to determine if a lesser time of exposure would have similar effect.

With a quick search, I saw "The Dragon's Treasure" having been discussed only in passing (?). Just a couple of people that tried some of his teas, and nothing else. I happened upon a couple of videos of his that he made (right?) before the arrest and (right?) after.
They are nothing really interesting, or new, frankly, but I could upload them for completion's sake, regarding Rekieta. Can anyone with a better memory and/or searching skills ensure they have not been uploaded before?

The only new thing I learned from this is (besides the story of The Dragon's Treasure's success, how Nick helped) that Nick was getting paid from the affiliate links. The Dragon's Treasure claims Nick made five digits from that deal, until he couldn't take the fall anymore and walked away (early on, hence why not "degeneracy").

This was linked and discussed ITT shortly after the May 23 arrest. It is nothing new.

Personally, his 2 videos are the best takedown of the situation and how people should respond, IMO.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

His theory of the case is now "muh video compression"

He can hire Billy Mitchell’s expert witness on video compression if he has any money left

I think Nicks big problem is that he's fighting the "white substance" part of the video and ignoring the fact that he was fucked up out of his goddamned mind jerking off live on stream with kids in the house.

Someone sent a superchat during the stream asking him to wipe his nose because they “want to see something,” so it was obviously visible on the original livestream and was able to be wiped off his nose. I really hope that comes up at the next hearing

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Her best friend is Keanu Thompson, so that won't help.

I keep thinking about April/Nick dynamic. She thinks she's Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman: she was just a street hooker but now this rich sophisticated guy who spends money on her and takes her to art events will turn her into a lady. Nick on the other hand is playing out his pornographer fantasy and is turning April into a worn out junkie porn whore. They're a perfect match.

Hey! It's called the STAG/VIXEN DYNAMIC! She's his PORN STAR and PERFORMS for his private pleasure with as many men as he desires! He's not a CUCK, OK? He's a STAG. Only a CHAD would have the BALLS to have a PERSONAL, PRIVATE PORN STAR that anyone else can rail!

She really is looking used up, it's fucked. His actual wife is probably relieved that she will not be in that role anymore, relishing her edibles and Star Trek on a Saturday night.

 

[Melty Butter]

Moreover, the state already has him dead to rights on everything that matters, and as an agency funded by taxpayers, they're charged with being responsible with their budget. It would reflect poorly on them if they spent an inordinate amount of money doing something that could be viewed as both unnecessary and vindictive.

It can go either way. The extent of resources used to prosecute or settle Nick's case might depend on the level of interest and pressure from the fine people of Spicer and Willmar In Minnesota, all 87 county attorneys are elected officials - Source. In Kandiyohi County, Shane D. Baker holds this position - Source . This makes him Kristen Pierce's boss.


The "D Baker" of it all is distracting. I am confident that he's not related to Emily.
I've only done a cursory look at the cases he's successfully prosecuted but it appears he goes hard on both drug offenders and issues concerning children. Here is one in which he argued for terminating the parental rights of a father: source. (Two babies had THC in their systems, the father failed drug tests and admitted to using meth.)

Separately, this is amusing. It is a small town. David Schneider (Monty's lawyer) and Shane D Baker were consulted on the issue of drag shows. Full article.

Anyway, I am unclear if there's been any sort of local public drumbeat to convict Nick. The media coverage has been scant, at best. Have any Farmers admitted to being local to the area? They may have insight.

Edit: Spelling/clean up.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

This is just a wild guess, but I do wonder if Null's evil thought is that Rackets will eventually throw his wife under the bus in order to get off scot free and continue his degeneracy with April. Or it's possible he'll throw both of them under eventually once he finds another younger gal to get with (in my headcannon he'll run off with JuJu to form a polycube with Vito).

Is it truly a stretch of the imagination that a man who openly hates his kids because the obligation to parent them interferes with his fun lifestyle would also hate the ruined body cunt of a wife that spawned the things he hates? They are tools, to be used and disposed of at will. Hollowed out and replaced with versions of himself he can tolerate.

 

[RotPockets]

The Final Days in The Balldo Bunker
(The Perspicuous Downfall of a Duplicitous Douche Bag)

I made a longform compilation of these clips if anyone is interested.

All credit belongs to @elb
(This took forever to upload since I made it on my phone and the file was over 15gb)

 

[RollerGator]

I was going to say it looks like a $50 dress from Temu or some other Chinese shit. The fact that Nick paid for it so much makes it so much funnier.

Actually Aaron bought her a bunch of tacky expensive dresses in Vegas when their marriage was on the rocks as an attempt to save it.