Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Flonominal88]

Bro you went to a barbers, they cut hair. What did you expect, for them to grow it back out for you?

His food health speculation is endlessly amusing for me though. Guess he thinks that if he posts like some of the food health people out there, he'll just end up like them? I can't imagine him being aware enough to conceptualize gaslighting, whatever he's doing has gotta be based on first order thinking.

Is this his attempt at a joke? Even he isn’t retarded enough to have Tammy drive and pay $30 to shave his head

 

[Dead Air]

Is this his attempt at a joke? Even he isn’t retarded enough to have Tammy drive and pay $30 to shave his head

Are you so sure about that?

 

[In the Sick of It]

He might be saying that since he's added another chore to Tammy or Tammy Jr's list of shit she has to do to care for him, he no longer has to go to GreatClips for a trim. It's hard to tell because he always sounds like he's complaining like they did something wrong.

Not sure why he'd go there over a barber shop in the first place.

 

[Guntanator]

This haircut just shows off the Beluga whale shaped head perfectly. I like it!

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Exactly but Fatty is all about trying to appear likeable so he copies what others have done and hopes for the best.

It's funny that he was raging about engagement farming today because he will do anything to get likes and comments on his shitty facebook and twitter pages. Yesterday, he couldn't stop talking about his new haircut and introduced like 8 new grotesque fagmojis to boot. He made like 5 posts referring to his bald head and got like 3 comments including 0 on the charlie brown bowling ball joke (which he posted twice for some reason). So, naturally Jack has decided to flip the script and throw greatclips under the bus in order to generate drama and get a dopamine kick from his pathological lying habit. Tammy rolled his fatass up to the barber and he went "I want lidurly everything off. Its my new luk for youtoob. I am lidurly a celebrity chef."

 

[a terminal posture]

he no longer has to go to GreatClips for a trim. It's hard to tell because he always sounds like he's complaining like they did something wrong.

Not sure why he'd go there over a barber shop in the first place.

What GreatClips did is charge him a whole fourteen dollars for a trim. I don't think you could get anything done to you for less than that even at a mexican barber shop.

 

[James done did it]

Heisenturd

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I am going to miss this fucking wop nigger so much after stroke 9 oh my god. I can't stop laughing.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Heisenturd

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Like this faggot had enough hair to cut in the first place. Why wouldn't he just invest in a pair of clippers and do it himself if he was going to just shave it down?

This guy is pulling my plonker I swear.


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Majority? No. His? Yes. If he wasn't such a fatass he wouldn't have had the multiple strokes, the beetus and all that. So yes most of his health issues are food based.

For the rest of people? It's a difference of either environmental issues, lack of exercise, bad genes and other stuff.

 

[Marc]

Is this his attempt at a joke? Even he isn’t retarded enough to have Tammy drive and pay $30 to shave his head

Jack has never been lazy when it comes to spending other peoples' money.

Why wouldn't he just invest in a pair of clippers and do it himself if he was going to just shave it down?

There's an entire side of his head his good arm can't reach.

 

[p1138]

Like this faggot had enough hair to cut in the first place. Why wouldn't he just invest in a pair of clippers and do it himself if he was going to just shave it down?

There's an entire side of his head his good arm can't reach.

He's so damn fat, even his good arm likely can't reach most of the part of his head he normally should be able to get to.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Heisenturd

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Lmao he looks like a ‘tard thumb

 

[V4L_Penis]

Heisenturd

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It would be hilarious if, out of all the indignities she has to put up with, running some clippers over his head like twice a month is the one thing Big T refuses to do.

 

[lindsayfan]

now i want jack to shave his disgusting goatee as well so we can REALLY fully appreciate his fat-draped thumbskull

 

[Miltank]

Hats and sunglasses are the two things you should always take off when going inside any building.

Try telling that to Dale Gribble

 

[ZipDisk]

I forgot about micro bjork fan. I do not thank you for bringing him back to my mind.

 

[Stone Cold Sneed Austin]

This guy is pulling my plonker I swear.


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Looks like phlegm-mouth went for a two mile walk and is feeling good about himself.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

There's an entire side of his head his good arm can't reach.

He does have short arms and a fat head. But he can still get Hammy to do it.

 

[smug comporon]

The fact Jack was paying $30 to maintain the stroked out monk look is hilarious to me.

 

[semitooth]

live right now (first reveal of the bald head) talking about a whole lotta nothing,,,
I'll come right out and say, as much as I hate this faggot, he looks significantly better with the shaved bald head,

 

[Whaler]

Try telling that to Dale Gribble

And get pocket sand thrown in my eyes? No thanks.