2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"

[NoReturn]

She's just so fucking awful, guys, what a miserable bat.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Nobody asked you to fag up the gaming industry. Now you've done it you don't want credit.

 

[The Noticer]

Hey Google, what is the Streisand effect?

 

[Spungus]

You know a legal document is professional when it has terms like "just for starters"

 

[Femboy]

Oh great another reason to avoid NY

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Crazy ass stalker bitch. Streisand Effect.

 

[AnOminous]

I didn't even know this insignificant cunt had a thread. Now I do.

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

Is it really dox when I'm pretty sure any dumbass could find it with a search engine?

 

[Necrosan]

niggers tortiously invade my anus

 

[Nick Obre]

So how scathing will your response be, exactly?

I hope for very.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Lol. Is this the new "Kind Regards"?

 

[KaiserBlade]

I'd say she can keep crying, but I'm running out of glasses and mugs to hold all these crocodile tears.

As far as the dox goes, tell her and her attorney that if they have such a huge problem with the Farms finding her dox, she ought to go after Google first before trying to make a run on the Farms. Remind her how well that has worked for others that have tried.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

Fatlyssa Mercuntay, is the best I got.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

"the non-public part of the forum". Amazing work.

This sentence reveals that either Alyssa or her lawer have a KF account. Who could it be?

 

[iudex]

This would be the most retarded lawsuit to date. At least the others had DMCA delusions to fall back on. This is just lawsuit because assmad

 

[Bioniclelover]

Great way to put more spotlight on yourself.
Bonus: My literal reaction:

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

YWNBAS (you will never be Anita Sarkeesian)

 

[KosherFarms.net]

this is a perfect example of... How not to get people to stop documenting you

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Dear Haywood Jablowme,

please suck wet farts from the asshole of Tommy Tooter. You clearly have the brains of a man who, if it was raining soup, would be out in the yard with a fork.

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[BrainProlapse]

Reads like the same crybaby bitch shit that Isabella Janke's laywers wrote.

"I know that Mercante is a stupid whore but have you considered that your gossip website hurts their feelings? Pls take down?"

"No."