2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"

[Colloid]

My favorite part of this is how even her own rep is like, “The thread’s legal… buuuut my client doesn’t like it. Take it down pls” in the opening paragraph.

 

[Major]

why do american lawyers write like teenagers?

 

[ThinkBeforeYouSneed]

WARNING WARNING

TOTAL JOURNOSCUM DEATH, COMMENCE NOW!!!!​

 

[Kier Starmer]

Oh a woman "journalist" who is incredibly self-entitled. How about you stupid cunt stop publicly debasing yourself and saying stupid shit.

 

[Nick Obre]

YWNBAS (you will never be Anita Sarkeesian)

But at least you're not Anthony Burch

 

[Mojo Thief]

Cry harder BIAAAATCH

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

this is a perfect example of... How not to get people to stop documenting you

I'm getting heavy Byuu vibes from this one. Now the threads gonna explode and have like 100 pages by the end of the week

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Grounds to make it a copypasta that gets reposted to twitter and instagram and every other platform on the planet, what a dizzy bitch

 

[Epic Fail Man]

She's doing this for attention, she doesn't actually want anything taken down. From what I've seen she's constantly throwing herself into drama and loves to be in the spotlight. Just another attention seeking faggot that should be dismissed and ignored. That's what will piss her off the most.


edit:
also she's an alcoholic lol

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

You ain't the first, sweetie, and you sure as shit won't be the last.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Didn’t know or care who she was but thanking you for threatening the farms so we all can be aware of who you are now!

 

[Lead Lizard]

Just took a read through the quoted statutes. None of them apply in this situation, it's bullshit. They just want the thread removed for free.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Ex-cam whore and kotaku journalist. The latter job is far more degrading, if you ask me.

 

[Terrifik]

Lol kill yourself bitch

I highly doubt this goes anywhere.

can't wait for this in lawsuit

 

[Terrible Weather Services]

Is this the one who was bragging about being a coke addict?

 

[Caesar]

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lol okay. Have fun.

Oh the crazy Kotaku bitch, got it.

 

[Schwarzwald]

WHEN WILL THE TORTIOUS INVASIONS STOP?!?!?!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Lol. Is this the new "Kind Regards"?

Sounds like a threat. Too bad with Null posting this SmashJT will likely make a video and others will too. Maybe her lurker should have told her that he reposts stuff like this.
She'll even DM your family

 

[Divine right to rule]

t it doesn't quite seem like the kinda thing a lawyer would write

Nigger, Nick Rekeita is a fucking lawyer.
And you should have seen the shit the opposing lawyers wrote in the Vic case.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

Having the subject of a thread try to take legal action against it is probably the highest achievement a thread can achieve. It also lets everyone know there is something in the thread that they don't want people to know.