2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I don't know about tortious, but this sure is torturous.

I think it was a typo. She meant her privacy being invaded tortiosely, like so:

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Just took a read through the quoted statutes. None of them apply in this situation, it's bullshit. They just want the thread removed for free.

I look forward to reading the statutes, citations, and her thread myself when I get the time!

I actually think this law firm is doing a great job. That letter sounded about the right level of sassy for their client but professionally written. This lawyer could write for her far better than she can.

You get what you pay for; her content sounds worthless, which is what I would pay for it.

 

[parsnip]

never heard of her but I don't care for her lawyer's unprofessional tone, so now I'm going to read the retard's thread and laugh

 

[Kheapathic]

Dear "Stay in Your Fucking" Lane Haygood Esq.

Due to recent happenings with the site and the people we cover, it has come to my attention that a lawyer should not let their client write any sort of motion or paper when dealing with legal matters. The snide remark about if appropriate action is taken, your client will return to "trying to think of Kiwifarms or Joshua Moon as little as possible" has me deduce that you are either a BPD Twitter Whore™, write official documents like a BPD Twitter Whore™, or have let your client, who is a BPD Twitter Whore™, write a portion of this letter. You're a professional, let's fucking act like it.

 

[Asian tech support]

It's good to know that either she has an account and is privately seething with the butthurt of a thousand scorned they/thems, or has a handful of lurking toadies who think this somehow amounts to an epic narc and that she'll reward them with good goy points.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

she's another woman thats gonna throw herself a fake cope wedding "just for fun, guys" and kill herself like a week later.

 

[Cactus Concerto]

Alyssa Mercunte. That is all.

 

[gagabobo1997]

Null i've got some XMR with your name on it should we need another litigation fund

 

[Krayt Dragon]

Since the funniest outcome is always the most likely, it is clear what you must do, Josh.

Move the thread out of PG and feature it.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Wasn't alyssa a former sex worker too?
I think she stated it herself...

Yep, Onlyfans.

I don't want to vomit, so other people will have to search out her leaked pics themselves.

 

[NoReturn]

Reminder this foul cunt is fine with doxing and harassing people she disagree with online.

 

[Sand]

This retard is pulling a Streisand effect on herself. I had no idea she existed until right now.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Wait, if the thread isn't public yet how did she find out about it so quickly? Does she have an account here?

 

[WarJams]

I'm leaving the paralegal out of this-

Probably outsourced writing this garbage to the paralegal anyway...

Wait wait wait... The paralaegal is named Kathryn Tewson?

Could this be the same fat fucking landwhale Kathryn Twoton, the bloated retard Twitter addict cunt ? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! No way this is a mere coincidence! This is personal for that fetid corpse, I bet she went hat in hand to the blown out whore. This is a cow crossover now!

 

[McMitch]

The idea of the word “dox,” in itself a casual contraction of yet another contraction, being used in a legal document is disconcerting.

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

I loved the time where she said she wanted to fight anyone who disagreed with her and when 2 women said they wantws to throw down she immediately backed down. She's a drama queen

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Wait, if the thread isn't public yet how did she find out about it so quickly? Does she have an account here?

I'm betting someone else with an account told her about it.

 

[0000]

Looks like the happy merchant isnt so happy after all.

 

[Marvin]

Iiiiinteresting. Doxing is generally regarded as first amendment protected speech, and provided null does the right stuff, the farms is immunized from basically anything that the users post here because of the DMCA and CDA section 230.

Normally people threatening the farms just ignore all that and just screech incoherent threats. So it's interesting to see a lawyer at least attempt to address those issues.

I have no idea if their citations make legal sense or if it's just bluster, but interesting nevertheless.

 

[Kheapathic]

So I go looking, and you'll never guess who shows up. It's our good jewish friend, Akiva Cohen. Yes, that Akiva Cohen, with the toucan beak and whose wife became lesbian after spitting out a couple of kids and tried to copyright photos of his kids/family.




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