2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"

[The Noticer]

Imagine paying a lawyer thousands of dollars to get your own thread fast-tracked to the front page.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

@Null grabbed a video recording of the attached search for "Alyssa Mercante" and Patrick W Mulligan that originally was from @Frosted Snowflakes find. Shows the search result not being tampered with via Google, also showcases that 3rd party sites trade and distribute your information publicly. That if her dumbass lawyers want to make "Such Claims" then argument wise, Spokeo, White Pages, even Voter Records are doxing people freely for anyone to find.

Oh wait, it's not a crime? *SHOCK* My government sales my information? That's why I get 3 phone calls from China? WOW...

Serious note, the only winners is the lawyers getting paid. AGANE.

 

[HeyYou]

Iiiiinteresting. Doxing is generally regarded as first amendment protected speech, and provided null does the right stuff, the farms is immunized from basically anything that the users post here because of the DMCA and CDA section 230.

Normally people threatening the farms just ignore all that and just screech incoherent threats. So it's interesting to see a lawyer at least attempt to address those issues.

I have no idea if their citations make legal sense or if it's just bluster, but interesting nevertheless.

Several states have actual anti-doxing laws on the book, but to skirt around doxing's constitutional protection they almost always require some sort of imminent call to action/violence attached to them. The dox in her thread has no such thing, so whatever shit lawyer she hired is barking up the wrong tree. I very much guarantee all of these anti-doxing laws are going to be struck down except in the absolute strictest interpretation of call to violence anyways.

 

[DickMain]

I want to know how many guys you fucked to get in the position you're in right now.

>'Hates' white males
>camwhores for white males for cheap
>probably wouldn't turn down white cock if it meant some quick cash
>but somehow this is fine

I hope every single one of her white knight antifags gets to stick it in just like they dream, then have it blow up in their faces as if they couldn't see it coming from a thousand miles away.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Better "women" have tried. Love to see how she's clearly bothered by having a thread on here, even if its still in PG.

Edit: Didn't know PG wasn't visible to guests, thought it was only A&H that is invisible.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

On the one hand: a continued legal battle with her would be really annoying for Josh.
On the other hand: Every cent spent fighting with Josh is another she can't spend suing someone else, will most likely end in her losing and stopping the other legal cases dead in their tracks.

 

[Owlbear]

Dear Mr. Haygood,

It has come to my attention that some asshole, perhaps Barbara Streisand, has been signing your name to stupid letters. We feel you should be aware of this so that you can avoid this problem going forward.

Best,
Hardin and Null

 

[Return of the Freaker]

You just know
Dog is always plotting an escape route, but the steely grip doesn't let him go

Oh don't worry he'll escape as soon as the knot deflates

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Imagine paying a lawyer thousands of dollars to get your own thread fast-tracked to the front page.

You’d really think that people would have learnt that Null runs on vindictive spite.

Don’t piss him of personally and you are litterally fine.

 

[Marvin]

Link to akivas thread

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/akiva-meir-cohen-akivamcohen-akiva-ben-yisroel-hakohen.58304/

I think akivacohen.com also redirects to that thread.

 

[V01D]

“That we cannot permit.”

How about fuck off and find a tall bridge, retard.

 

[Maude Snew]

This legal threat made me aware of her and I have as a consequence read her thread and looked her up and I will be seeking damages in the form of twelve (12) units of eye bleach, five (5) gallons of high grade grain alcohol and one (1) home lobotomy kit to unsee what I just saw plus damages for intentional infliction of emotional distress (IIED). Please look forward to my filing and be less ugly in the future.











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[DrearyDoomguy]

I fully expect them to start aggressively lobbying the Kiwi Farms hosting services to get the site kicked off clearnet again.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

Has she tried not being a disgusting whore?

 

[Pitbull Victim]

The Bungie case that the KUSK firm seems really high about was just a default judgment where the guy never even bothered to show up - LINK

Bungie seems to really enjoy seeking default judgments that they probably won't see a dime from: 1, 2, 3

 

[Blitzsneed]

Imagine paying a lawyer thousands of dollars to get your own thread fast-tracked to the front page.

Serious note, the only winners is the lawyers getting paid. AGANE.

Nothing personnel, goy. That dumb whore is easy money and Mr. Goldberg Haywood is rubbing his hands as we shitpost.

 

[Rome Is Burning]

You may think you hate journalists enough, but you don’t. Total retard war continues, it seems like

 

[S1apSh0es]

I've never heard of this woman and probably never would have if it weren't for this law firm sending this letter. And I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Why the fuck would anyone sue KF for a dox in 2024? It's never worked before, and those past attempts were prior to the legal fund. All this over a 6 page thread

Maybe they should go threaten the voter registration datebase for making her dox so easily available.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I was just thinking of this dumb bitch yesterday, because of one of her dogshit tweets I saw. I even had her thread open on my phone this morning.
It will be very funny to see her not get what she wants and be unable to do anything about it.

 

[Pizdec]

She's one more day away from losing her job to AI, and she wants to drop what little of her savings she has on a lolsuit lottery? Good luck with that, lady.