2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"

[Balr0g]

How cute. She already wants to start a suing spree so why not try here too huh?

 

[Bigor33]

Alyssa ‘Rules for thee but not for me’ Mercante!

She should stick to writing guides for Kotaku on how to find materia in ffxvi or some shit,

Dumb fuck keeps digging herself deeper without any external interference. Why put yourself into KFs ‘crosshairs’

Retarded move.

 

[Bloudwulf]

Who?

 

[Phillip Green]

When they have that aging millennial Redditor physiognomy. The dude writes exactly how he looks like he would.

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It's good to see Chumlee from the TV show Pawn Stars went back to school to get his JD.

 

[daniel day]

>your website hosts publicly available information that other people MIGHT use to stalk or harass my client, in a non-public format

Lol fuck off. Everyone is so used to the internet police they salivate at the mouth and piss their pants when you dont give them whatever they want in the vague interest of "anti stalking and harassing" campaigns.

How about YOU get off the internet. Change your phone number, delete your accounts, and touch grass. Its fucking easy. There are a billion people on the internet, 99.999999% dont make asses of themselves like this and live in almost complete anonymity.

 

[Xev]

When they have that aging millennial Redditor physiognomy. The dude writes exactly how he looks like he would.

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He looks like youtuber Buffpro in 20 years

 

[Musashi's Son]

Crosspost from the main Alyssa thread:

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Alyssa had a divorce back in 2019.

Tweets about her former husband:
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/zgA4O)

 

[Snorky]

Congratulations Alyssa you retarded fucking witch, you managed to attract more attention to the thread you wanted hidden so badly. Way to go.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

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You just know
Dog is always plotting an escape route, but the steely grip doesn't let him go

Tumblr-bent Ron Weasley.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Another ugly crybully whore volunteers as tribute.

 

[Tablet County]

Just when she couldn't get any more endearing.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

That is very not a lawyer sounding writing... Is this real?
I mean there is site saying this lawyer works at Kamerman ... w/e now, that company's site does not mention him.

*Scratch that. Texasbar's site says that is the firm he works for.

 

[biguglyboy]

Is it just me or does this suppossed penned-by-lawyers letter sound really unprofessional?

Nah, it's not just you, it comes off pretty retarded. I wonder what Hardin's reaction was in the moment. I'd be kinda pissed if a "colleague" wrote to me like that. Not so much out of the sanctity of my profession or anything, but if I want to laugh at internet retards I do it in my own time when I damn well please.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

I being of sound mind and body, arbor a firmly held belief that alyssa mercante is a retarded whore whose existence is a net negative for humanity.

 

[AnOminous]

Please tell me I'm not the only person to be repulsed and nauseated by the fact this so-called "lawyer" split an infinitive.

"to tortiously invade"

FUCK YOU you absolute degenerate.

It wasn't even a careless error buried somewhere in the text, this fucking useless asshole split an infinitive in the very title of the letter.

 

[Hff201]

I cannot believe that in the current year of 2024 there are still people who do not understand how the Streisand effect works; I didn't know half of the shit in this bitch's OP and just assumed she was another run-of-the-mill annoying journalist, and barely paid attention to her outside of the Sweet Baby DEI stuff.

Anyone who attempts to censor the Internet like this deserves the rope.

 

[SomeSpook]

This document is very, very unprofessional and I genuinely believe it was not written by a certified lawyer. Such a document I wouldn't wipe my ass with, and this seventy five cent whore knows it.

 

[Humble Architect]

A new hand touches the beacon.

 

[Neil]

Lol she "responded" to the official Twitter post about the threat:

https://archive.is/FA9CY

she made sure to post screenshot before untagging herself like a coward lol

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

>Kiwi Farms infringes my client's IP by hosting videos
>Delete the dox and don't publish the thread, and we will go away

Did anyone notice that? I guess the "intellectual property rights" aren't a big deal.