Dustborn - The Latest and Biggest DEI Flop to Date that No One Asked for!

It's probably been pointed out in the 11 pages of this thread at some point, but I can't help wondering still what the fuck they were thinking putting "we're the new porn; our kind is newborn" as lyrics in the game's opening. What does that even mean?
I suspect "porn" is supposed to be a stand-in for "the in thing", or something people crave (and schlick to). Alternatively, it might be the devs thinking that it'd totally be something punk rock groups would say because it's edgy and transgressive.
 
I suspect "porn" is supposed to be a stand-in for "the in thing", or something people crave (and schlick to). Alternatively, it might be the devs thinking that it'd totally be something punk rock groups would say because it's edgy and transgressive.
I always thought it's a "forbidden fruit" aspect. Something alluring that you're not allowed to touch or appreciate. Transgressive, like you said.
In other news, stream's done, he probably won't touch the game again, maybe a mention at most.
 
More excerpts from the wiki.

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Including an entire Chris Chan page. (archived)

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What's with the obsession with vitiligo? Where's our characters with eczema? Psoriasis? I've known like one person with vitiligo but probably a dozen people with the latter two diseases.
In 2014, America's Top Model featured a contestant with vitiligo, Winnie Harlow. She was popular on tumblr, popularizing the skin condition.
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You may notice that she's otherwise a thin, conventionally attractive woman, and that her vitiligo is strangely symmetrical, making it look more like a full body tattoo, while tumblr usually drew obese hairy lesbians in hijab. This is just a classic case of the echo chamber of tumblr's "I'm more body positive than you!" arguments.

Then, porn got banned on tumblr, causing a massive exodus of tumblr users to twitter. Twitter had long been popular with media personalities, meaning that ideas that got popular on twitter would find traction in mainstream entertainment. So you have a Norwegian game studio with Trump Derangement Syndrome designing characters indirectly inspired by American teenage girls making fanart of a reality show about models.

TL;DR: Because Tumblr/Twitter.
 
They're throwing so many donations at him holy shit.
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It's a pretty good time, much more light-hearted than Savvy's stream.
Why aren't they cribbing the bus to rescue the person under it?
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If the cripple loses their grip the person under the bus is going to die or be seriously injured.

I've seen grandmother's extract "trapped victims" faster and safer that these degenerates.
 
Why aren't they cribbing the bus to rescue the person under it?
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If the cripple loses their grip the person under the bus is going to die or be seriously injured.

I've seen grandmother's extract "trapped victims" faster and safer that these degenerates.
They couldn’t be bothered to think their story through, or even do the most basic research. The woman was trapped because the jack usedWi-Fi despite following voice commands like the robots. Another robot broke and knocked this antenna on the router out of position, cutting off the internet. Cribbing would be too sensible and convenient; they had to send you on a contrived not-fetch quest even though you could just as easily make a “holler” tutorial otherwise.
 
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I don't understand why vitiligo has been worshipped by the woke in recent years considering it's literally patches of white skin
Vitiligo fetishism was highly prevalent among the artist community on Tumblr back in the late 00s/early 10s for whatever reason. Most of the artists/designers involved in these games either got their start there or used to be in communities highly influenced by tastes of these circles.
 
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This is some good shit! Looks like jannies are closing down the pages though. No new accounts can edit it which would have been smarter to do as soon as people started trolling it lol
It's such a dead game that noone play that not even the wiki has real contributors. It's all just shitposts and maybe one tranny janny artificially making wiki pages.
I've had a good chuckle, especially at the Yakub namedrop
 
To borrow some of their lingo, i can't even just looking at the fat, hideous vitiligo negress. This vitiligo shit pisses me off to no end. I sperged about this in another thread already but i got a relative who has it, good-looking guy, and when that shit manifsted in his 20's it destroyed his confidence, at least partly. Shit looks weird and makes people look at you weird, there's absolutely nothing cool or special about it. Kill tumblrtards, behead tumblrtards etc.
Sounds similar to that brief period where they fetishised the extremely dark african women that looked almost purple

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Whitest woman in Argentina.
If this wasn't a studio with history (TLJ etc), I'd be cautiously
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that it's an intentional shitpost
Like, just grabbing available tax money and putting out this dogshit as an intentional turd
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Like, if you just showed me something like this, I'd conclude it was a parody of woke people
But I guess it's not possible to distinguish between hardcore true believers and a parody
/v/ Shitpost: The Game - Twitter DLC. They really thought this was somehow cool and not completely retarded, bordering unhinged territory. I still can't believe the industry is full of these people instead of, y'know, competent game designers.
 
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I am a total tourist, but isn't this game about sticking it to the man, but is actually the Definition of ECB goy slob. So the Vandalism on their Wiki is, in an artistic sense, the true gameplay and a meta-ludo-narrative success.
The irony of it all. On top of this, the game was funded with taxpayer dollars.

It's about as punk as hating Trump.
 
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