Ok so like I know I'm thinking too hard about this but there's no way she has an actual sustaining retirement right? Unless she was putting loads in when she was bigger on Twitch she hasn't worked a job long enough/big enough to match right?
Yet another bullshit story. Unless she blurted it out to them, there's no way Ian's trailer park hick parents would have any idea she was a muslim. Anisa, no matter how much you try and larp as an oppressed muslim queen, you're still just a basic bitch white woman.
Based. Would have saved us from several pointless wars.
Her OF was never that successful, plus she makes bad financial decisions, like the time she spent 18 grand on a back tattoo.
"We pay our taxes and have exits plans," yet on the H3 Podcast: "you guys know you do need to be making money, right?"
Assume everything she says is a lie, until it's proven. Or if it's embarrassing, believe her lol.
errrm... disgusting? this is the second time I read about her saying that. what does that even mean? is this a reference to something?
Sorry, I might have worded that bad. She was referring to previous boyfriend’s parents making anti-Muslim remarks, not Ian’s.
Anisa, you're never going to convince anyone that you were being horribly discriminated against for being an exotic mooslim kween. You aren't a hook-nosed brownskin arab in a hijab, those parents weren't angry that their sons were dating a camel fucker, they probably just caught on quick that she was a bad influence. If only Ian's parents were as perceptive.
I think I'm going to need more to this story, do you know the timestamp? Was Ian going to cheat? And Anisa is laughing this off? Wtf is going on?
Writer prodigy at 5 years old
. Add that to the fucking list.Just more of them trying to be relatable to zoomers and use their lingo. I believe plug is ghetto speak for drug dealer. I think she's making a joke about giving sexual favours for drugs? Unless she's a retard and doesn't know what it means either (possible).
TAXFREE BABY!!!
Never forget, Anisa is rich from OF.
compiling a list of Anisa's outlandish achievements would be a good idea for the new OPWriter prodigy at 5 years old
This podcast was more unhinged than usual but this really stood out to me as fucking hilarious.
Anisa is doing the same thing as Boogie2988, making stories up and when someone confront them they are backtracking or playing the victim.
Yeah, nigger, that wasn't MDMA then. Sounds more like she was interested in his valuables and not his dick.
Not how that works.
Be careful what you wish for, Anus. If Ian took LSD or shrooms he might get thrown into a very self-reflecting and introspective loop and might realize in what a shitty relationship he is and dumps your ass. While i never have partaken much in hallucinogenics i've seen people doing a 180° on their shitty, self-destructive behaviour after an intense trip on more than one occassion.
How can you make yourself look more autistic than these other two retards?!?!
But s01-s03 were fine?! This bitch, i swear
No chance in hell. I could see Ian being more financially responsible but that doesn't help if you are a doormat and got a money-hungry bitch on your arm that wants, wants, wants. It's virtually guaranteed that not a single cent for Anisa's backpiece came out of her own pocket.
It is. Zoomer neologism, everyone i know, me included, calls their dealer their dealer. Bitch has never copped as much as a dime bag in all her life, i am sure of that.
100%. It could make him realize just how fucked up his life is.
No she's not whores will actually have sex with you for money, she's just an expensive tattooed pig.
Someone (I think Bigbunjeee) pointed out that Anisa's family actually have a lot of the accolades that she alleges she has (sister has actual kinesiology background, brother did sports, etc.), and that she's basically copying her family's accolades. I wonder how far that extends.compiling a list of Anisa's outlandish achievements would be a good idea for the new OP
...it would long list though.
Okay, I sorta lied, but a good lie. I'm officially done with the Anisa rewrite and have added the current interesting podcast happenings in the thread. Thank you to everyone like @anisa_jomha_reciepts , @Leo Frank , @JelloJerk and all the people who have said kind words about the thread. If I didn't mention your name, thanks for letting me steal your posts and memes. I have had a lot of laughs in this thread.
It’s going to be another shitty “passion” project in the vein of the Monkey Ball video. Ian spends hours putting this stuff together only for it to end up as a forgettable 50k view video because his new content is so passionless.
That’s the way I’d describe her and Ian. It’s like looking at a human body without a soul in it, it’s moving around and talking but it’s just disturbingly off.
Literally what does this even mean? Because Elon Musk LARPs as Tony Stark? I can think of many different examples of incel comedy and they don’t resemble marvel humor except superficially
Between this and the eggs question , what the fuck
Actual bullshit, the show has all manner of gore and sexual violence in it, including the first season. This reminds me of Boogie lying about his PTSD and shit
I believe this was before they were dating. Didn’t he go to Australia in late 2015 or early 2016? They don’t really provide much context besides he was in Australia, he took a mystery pill given to him by a woman he was trying to have sex with, he thinks it was MDMA, it just made him to go to sleep, Anisa is cackling about it while Ian seems embarrassed this was brought up. It’s very weird.
