Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[HackerX]

I LOLed about how he called the repo person "relentless" (or something similar) as if he was the T-1000 constantly stalking Crusty Rusty waiting for the perfect moment to strike....as opposed to a regular repo person, doing their job. I can't imagine it's THAT hard to repo a non running car from a crappy apartment compound or takes some special level of dedication and cunning. Drive in the open gate, locate car and check VIN, hook up said shitbox, drive out.

It probably depends by the company, but some car repo companies run a smooth operation. I've come across a few YouTube vids and they're in and out once the vehicle is identified.

Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like we're going to get a clip of Russ chasing down the guy since he wasn't aware until it was gone.

Edited for correct clip. I've got no idea why the attachment link autocompletes with the Bison clip.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That's our Russell: making friends and influencing people!

 

[Goofy Logic]

Also...it took 2 months to get an alternator fixed?! Bitch, if that car is truly the only way to make money you do whatever you have to do to get it fixed (payday loan, handy Js for tourists looking to walk on the wildside while in Vegas, blood/plasma donation, whatever) so you can make money and pay your rent. Also, you could have found someone shadier, and cheaper, to do that work but he's gullible so would probably have gotten ripped off even worse.

That makes me wonder if the shop either told him "No money, no fix" or they held onto his car until he could pay their bill.

At the same time I wouldn't put too much weight on claims like this, as Russ is a unreliable narrator who hams up his puhlights to beg for a handout.

 

[Pizdec]

No, Stalker. He drives a 2021 Nissan Versa.
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Plate number: 985S84 NV
Vin: 3N1CN8EV8ML865425

Report from the gov attached.

Of course he drives a Nissan, his credit is probably like Ralphs and no one but the shittiest dealership in Vegas will cut him a deal with interest out the ass, because naturally this will occur.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Ah Russ. Pop Star dreams and a Country Song Life.

At this rate it’ll be a blues album’s worth of plights.

Woke up this mornin’
And my car was gone
No sofa no girlfriend
My hairline’s on the run.

Beans and ranch dinners
Burnt my pancakes real bad
Can’t even pull hookers
Bank accounts lookin’ sad

I got the blues, yo
Those no ho-in blues
Even Mormons hate me
Cos I ain’t paid my dues

I can’t do this lyrics stuff, but if you want slide geetaw to go with it, I’m your fae/faer. Who’s making the video?

 

[DickMain]

I love how much this reveals. His job, his car type, his financials, hints to another saga (begging the city to give him rental assistance), his outlandish debts, his idea that being net negative $400 every month is sustainable, etc.

Oh and who can forget this genius:
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Pay a month's rent worth of money every week (money that you don't have). He seriously thought this was some golden financial plan when he couldn't afford to pay that sum per month.

I loved these bits in particular early on (these are from two separate pages just on one image; hard to tell since it's just all white oops). Retard's utterly perplexed that a bank of all entities wasn't all hugs and rainbows compared to some dude he's paying rent to. He describes repo men like he didn't sign a fucking contract or something lmao

 

[The Great Citracett]

Didn't have a Chrysler 200 or a Cruze or something at one stage?

Yeah he had a Chrysler 200 that he traded in for the Nissan.

He also was driving around a rented/loaner Hyundai for a bit and it made him feel like a real high roller.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If you've read Rusty's magnum opus, Why I Sued Taylor Swift, you know the supposed basis for his lolsuit is negligence.

Guess what he's accusing his landlord of?

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

And then he only gets $2000 a month? That's $500 a week or $12.50 an hour. I haven't made that little since I was literally a teenager. How can you expect to be a fully formed member of society when you only make $2000 a month?

He actually made, past tense, $1600 a month. His costs were $2000 a month. So he was -$400 a month.

 

[UncleTusky]

I find interesting that he explicitly said he was going to appeal it, and just decided not to. Why wouldn't he appeal the eviction? I mean, yeah, kinda moot if he got kicked out, but that never stopped him before

Assuming this isn't an oversight on Nevada's part, maybe he found a place (even if it is a shelter or his parents' house)? It would square with him keeping quiet about his plights on SM and those random Insta photos of him living it up (by his standards).

He actually made, past tense, $1600 a month. His costs were $2000 a month. So he was -$400 a month.

This is one of the many oddities in the documents @Useful_Mistake found: The first page of Russ' IFP application claimed an income of $1,600 / month for, like you said, a net of -$400 / month. By contrast the first page of his affidavit in opposition to summary eviction claimed an income of $2,000 /month which works out to a net of $0 /month. These documents were signed the same exact day so it's probably not a case of him getting fired from a side job in between filings, he was just that incompetent. Even though those filings were on penalty of perjury.

Edit to Add: To add to the incompetence heap, Russ cited his 'defense' (presumably meaning the opposition to summary eviction) in his IFP application. Then we get to how he claims in the affidavit to be earning $2,000 / month and have no source of income due to losing his car. In short - the claims in these two documents can't all be true despite being made on pain of perjury, and with Russ' eagerness to play the victim it's entirely possible they're all lies.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Assuming this isn't an oversight on Nevada's part, maybe he found a place (even if it is a shelter or his parents' house)? It would square with him keeping quiet about his plights on SM and those random Insta photos of him living it up (by his standards).

This is one of the many oddities in the documents @Useful_Mistake found: The first page of Russ' IFP application claimed an income of $1,600 / month for, like you said, a net of -$400 / month. By contrast the first page of his affidavit in opposition to summary eviction claimed an income of $2,000 /month which works out to a net of $0 /month. These documents were signed the same exact day so it's probably not a case of him getting fired from a side job in between filings, he was just that incompetent. Even though those filings were on penalty of perjury.

Normally I'd say he was lying to make himself look poorer than he is to help get him IFP status. But there's no benefit to doing that here, $2,000 month income with 100% used is functionally the same as being $400 in the hole every month. Both cases he's broke.

He also said that his rental car is costing him $400 a week in his IFP application. Yet his car expenses are $400 a month.



He's obviously lying somewhere, but why? I suppose it's possible his income was $2,000 a month before the car debacle, and now it's only $1,600 a month. I don't buy that one is a typo or a rounding error. They're too dissimilar.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He actually made, past tense, $1600 a month

He asserted that he both made $1600 a month, and $2000 a month.



One is after taxes, though, so I guess he might mean that he pays $400 in taxes.

This is one of the many oddities in the documents @Useful_Mistake found: The first page of Russ' IFP application claimed an income of $1,600 / month for, like you said, a net of -$400 / month. By contrast the first page of his affidavit in opposition to summary eviction claimed an income of $2,000 /month which works out to a net of $0 /month. These documents were signed the same exact day so it's probably not a case of him getting fired from a side job in between filings, he was just that incompetent. Even though those filings were on penalty of perjury.

$1600 is after taxes, so that could explain it.

He also said that his rental car is costing him $400 a week in his IFP application. Yet his car expenses are $400 a month.

I understood the monthly one to be for his car insurance and gas, and the weekly one to be for his new rental care. Granted, he'd be paying about 4 times the rate of Nevada insurance, but it's possible. Or maybe he's just stupid, and filled in the wrong box.

 

[YouTube Autist]

tl;dr - The inspiring tenant who has a paralyzed face and a paralegal degree is being cruelly kicked out to die in the gutter by evil landlords who demand he pay rent even though they made it impossible for him to pay rent when they didn’t prevent his car from being repossessed.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

tl;dr - The inspiring tenant who has a paralyzed face and a paralegal degree is being cruelly kicked out to die in the gutter by evil landlords who demand he pay rent even though they made it impossible for him to pay rent when they didn’t prevent his car from being repossessed.

This sounds like a bad summary of a movie, or maybe a start of a bad joke, but that's just the life of our dear Russ.

 

[Black Spruce]

I love how he's not using his fake South Twain mailing address now that he's actually trying to get shit done in the court system.

 

[AnOminous]

Drive in the open gate, locate car and check VIN, hook up said shitbox, drive out.

Russhole probably read the fact that repo men can't just break into a locked gate, and therefore assumed his landlord had the obligation to block repo men from repossessing the car he'd basically stolen by refusing to pay for it.

One is after taxes, though, so I guess he might mean that he pays $400 in taxes.

His IFP status to continue harassing people for free should be called into question. But what do I know?

 

[FatMan]

Also...it took 2 months to get an alternator fixed?! Bitch, if that car is truly the only way to make money you do whatever you have to do to get it fixed

That makes me wonder if the shop either told him "No money, no fix" or they held onto his car until he could pay their bill.

According to his exhibits, he had a third party or dealer warranty on it through SilverRock, and they prepaid for the repairs on 10/13. How in the world it took them 10 weeks (he picked it up on the 28th of December) to replace a fucking alternator is anyone's guess.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I am fucking howling he really put in to a legal document that it's not his own fault his car got repo'd but that the owners of the complex had a duty to ensure the repo man couldn't get to his car

like repo men just roam around looking for unattended cars to take willy-nilly

if he's got so much debt why doesn't he file for bankruptcy?

I'm howling at the gall to complain in a legal suit that his landlord didn't effectively prevent him from a LAWFUL repo of property due to his failure to pay what he agreed to pay for, something that puts you on the wrong side of the (civil) law.

Nevermind that this suit is ALSO about his failure to pay under a contract as agreed.

Yer honor, I was trying to hide from my creditors, and I was thwarted!

No shame.

...and repo men do go searching for cars they're sent out to find. If they can get to it, they will, (usually) short of breaking in.

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Soundtracksongrel:

Sometimes I try to do things
And it just doesn't work out the way I want it to
And I get real frustrated
And like, I try hard to do it
And I like, take my time, but it just doesn't work out the way I want it to
It's like I concentrate on it real hard
But it just doesn't work out
And everything I do and everything I try
It never turns out
It's like, I need time to figure these things out

Spoiler: Rest of lyrics

But there's always someone there going
"Hey Mike, you know, we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately, you know?
You should maybe get away
And like, maybe you should talk about it, you'll feel a lot better"
And I go, "No it's okay, you know, I'll figure it out
Just leave me alone, I'll figure it out, you know?
I'm just working on myself"
They go, "Well you know, if you wanna talk about it, I'll be here, you know
And you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it
So why don't you talk about it?"
I go, "No I don't want to, I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself"
But they just keep bugging me
They just keep bugging me and it builds up inside
So you're gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way
I'm not crazy (institutionalized)
You're the one that's crazy (institutionalized)
You're driving me crazy (institutionalized)
They stick me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself
I was in my room
And I was just like, staring at the walls thinking about everything
But then again, I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there
She called my name and I didn't hear her
And then she started screaming, "Mike, Mike"
And I go, "What? What's the matter?"
She goes, "What's the matter with you?"
I go, "There's nothing wrong, mom"
She goes, "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs"
I go, "No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?"
She goes, "No, you're on drugs"
I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking"
And she goes, "No, you're not thinking, you're on drugs
Normal people don't act that way"
I go, "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please? All I want's a Pepsi"
And she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi
Just one Pepsi
And she wouldn't give it to me
Just a Pepsi
They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around your back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy
I'm not crazy (institutionalized)
You're the one that's crazy (institutionalized)
You're driving me crazy (institutionalized)
They stick me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself
I'm sitting in my room, and my mom and my dad came in
They pulled up a chair and they sat down
They go, "Mike, we need to talk to you"
And I go, "Okay, what's the matter?"
They go, "Me and your mom, we've been noticing lately you've been having a lot of problems
And you've been going off for no reason
And we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody
And we're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself
So we decided that it would be in your best interest
If we put you somewhere where you could get the help that you need"
And I go, "Wait, what are you talking about?
We decided? My best interest?
How do you know what my best interest is?
How can you say what my best interest is?
What are you trying to say? I'm crazy?
When I went to your schools
I went to your churches
I went to your institutional learning facilities
So how can you say I'm crazy?
They say they're gonna fix my brain
Alleviate my suffering and my pain
But by the time they fix my head
Mentally, I'll be dead
I'm not crazy (institutionalized)
You're the one that's crazy (institutionalized)
You're driving me crazy (institutionalized)
They stick me in an institution
Said

it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself
It doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyway

 

[RodgerDodger]

What gets me is his belief that his gated apartment entrance would somehow be proof against the repo man, even if the gate was working. The tow truck operator just calls the number and explains who and what he is and that he has paperwork. The manager opens the gate. The apartment ownership does not get involved in what they view as your problems. The gates are to deter those who do not have official paperwork or court orders.

 

[Tiresome]

What gets me is his belief that his gated apartment entrance would somehow be proof against the repo man, even if the gate was working. The tow truck operator just calls the number and explains who and what he is and that he has paperwork. The manager opens the gate. The apartment ownership does not get involved in what they view as your problems. The gates are to deter those who do not have official paperwork or court orders.

Not to mention, every community gate I've ever seen that doesn't have a guard on staff (and a shithole apt complex wouldn't) can be defeated as easily as waiting for literally any other resident to go inside and just sliding in after them. The repo guys just happened to pick that day to show up, gate or no.