Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[FatNero]

It looks like she got a tattoo of arm cellulite.

No shes a cyborg apparently. She might literally identify as an attack helicopter.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Spoiler

It looks like she got a tattoo of arm cellulite.

Gotta love the arms on hips fat girl pose. Doubtless MySpace camera angles and weird kissy goldfish lips are next. Wonder how much she outweighs manlet boytoy by now?

 

[AnOminous]

No shes a cyborg apparently. She might literally identify as an attack helicopter.

She should identify as a dump truck.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

No shes a cyborg apparently.

Well, she still has that magnet in her thumb last I heard. Wonder if she sets off the metal detector at airports?

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

Well, she still has that magnet in her thumb last I heard. Wonder if she sets off the metal detector at airports?

Ya they had to rename it the slut detector in Dallas

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I wonder if she still acts like putting a magnet in her finger gives her superpowers like she is one of the X-Men.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Well, she still has that magnet in her thumb last I heard. Wonder if she sets off the metal detector at airports?

Considering how often she lies, the implant doesn't exist.

 

[black petal]

damn she's fat

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Well, she still has that magnet in her thumb last I heard. Wonder if she sets off the metal detector at airports?

Forget the metal detector. She better not have any MRIs done before that thing is removed.

 

[Particle Bored]

Forget the metal detector. She better not have any MRIs done before that thing is removed.

Depends on what it's made of. Most surgical implants won't set off a metal detector or cause problems with an MRI (at least not titanium or surgical steel).

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Just looking at that made my faggot asshole sew itself shut.

No wonder it was so easy for Chelsea to fuck her way at the top. She chose a field full of 90 pound manlets that dress like colorblind toddlers that have never touched a vagina since the day they were born. So when a woman that isn't 600 lb hambeast or a screeching troon offers to let them put their dick inside her in exchange for positive press coverage, they'll leap at the chance.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Depends on what it's made of. Most surgical implants won't set off a metal detector or cause problems with an MRI (at least not titanium or surgical steel).

In this case it's supposed to be a rare-earth magnet, so I think the metal detector/MRI will react to it.

 

[AnOminous]

In this case it's supposed to be a rare-earth magnet, so I think the metal detector/MRI will react to it.

Wouldn't an MRI rip it right out of her flesh?

 

[PhantomDiploma]

Wouldn't an MRI rip it right out of her flesh?

Here's a video of it in action. Yes. Yes it would. People have died from oxygen tanks flying through the room, and something like that would zoom like a bullet through anything it encountered.

I didn't even think of the MRI downside, was mostly thinking of how retarded it was to go under the knife for such a gimmick. To be fair, I have one up on Chelsea who seems to have thought of neither.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Here's a video of it in action. Yes. Yes it would. People have died from oxygen tanks flying through the room, and something like that would zoom like a bullet through anything it encountered.

I didn't even think of the MRI downside, was mostly thinking of how exceptional it was to go under the knife for such a gimmick. To be fair, I have one up on Chelsea who seems to have thought of neither.

Easy solution: She just shouldn't get gravely ill.

 

[PhantomDiploma]

Easy solution: She just shouldn't get gravely ill.

It's about in line with Chelsea's extremely relevant and applicable suggestion that instead of going to the police after one of your ex-boyfriends starts domestically abusing you by releasing information online on how you cheated on him with several moderately notable game journalists to get ahead - this is also applicable to the rarer kind where a man you are living with is beating you - you should try to file a restraining order in two separate states and use one of your fuckboy's allowance from his CEO father to go on a vacation to Europe for several months. After that point, when the restraining order you tried to file on the other side of the country does not go through and he is about to challenge the one you filed on the east coast, never ever fight it. No, drop that sucker like a sack of bricks so you don't wind up setting precedence with the verdict from a publicly appointed official or, worse, a jury of your peers.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[PhantomDiploma]

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> evil just under the surface

I'm assuming you're referring to the Crash Override leaks, right? Or the deliberate sabotage of a $400,000 game jam for shits and giggles? Or did you mean the systematic deletions and bannings Twitter carried out to cover for pedophile Saran Nyberg?

Or maybe you're thinking of the fact that all of these wrongdoings, no matter how well-documented and egregious, seem to get even a peep from any major tech publication?

 

[FatNero]

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Bill Gates did 9/11

What the fuck is this?

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

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I take it they enjoy the half of all SF that is about a recent innovation in science or technology ruining everything. They are in good company: