Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Alyssa, you were incredibly easy to find because your opsec is shit. All of it was public, including things YOU have posted to cope with your criticism. You are not as smart as you think you are! Stick to being a prostitute.
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P.S: 313 Van Buren Street #1, NY, 11221

If that was the case no one here would have found it. I get that you're a whore Alyssa, but not all whores lie as much as you do.

You probably also need to be talented to get anywhere with your writing career. She clearly lacks this creative spark.

We've seen for decades that you don't need talent in the field as long as you're willing to fuck everyone around you which clearly she has shown that she is.

I knew you were a good kitty.

All cats are good cats, even the ones trying to kill you.

 

[mindlessobserver]

She looks like this.
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Does this look like the face of intelligence?

It looks like there is an easy explanation for why Kotaku is bankrupt and nobody even wants to buy rights to the name for 20 dollars and a bag of skittles.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Alyssa is a faggoty grifter. A tier below niggers, maybe even lower. Nobody values their opinion, nobody cares for their life, and if there were a just God they would be dead alongside G4.

Anyways,
“GAMES JOURNALISTS ARE PEOPLE! GAMES JOURNALISTS ARE PEOPLE!! GAMES JOURALISTS ARE PEEEEEOOOOOPLLLLEEE!”

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

She looks like this.
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Does this look like the face of intelligence?

This is the face of someone that has sucked 100 cocks to get their job.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It looks like there is an easy explanation for why Kotaku is bankrupt and nobody even wants to buy rights to the name for 20 dollars and a bag of skittles.

Kotaku was bought out once before and it wasn't worth the purchase price in terms of making the new company money. They really just wanted the IP names to use for something else but never got around to it.

She looks like she smells of BO and what Nick Rekieta says his judge smells like. I have to visit some friends in Queens one of these days. I'd be willing to show her how to shower as NYC doesn't seem to care if people crack open fire hydrants and how to dress like a real human being since her failure of a parental unit did shit all for her growing up. She's going to need all of the help she can get when Kotaku lays off the rest of their workers and she's looking for a job in NYC. Can't turn tricks all of the time. Just be sure to not walk so close to the street. I don't want people to think I'm trying to sell off some aged out punk grandmother.

 

[Wallace]

"Posting publicly available info is doxxing!!4!" (A)
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@Jakub4 Alyssa's eyes on you now

Thot tries to get attention, succeeds. Film at 11.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

>and i was a fucking idiot for other reasons
Ok couple things...

1. The obvious one being what exactly were those "other reasons"?
2. What was her summer job and how much was she making to where her father called her an idiot for spending her money on a 360?
3. What "misogynists" were she encountering to where she was "struggling to manintain level 50" in fucking Halo?

1. Probably being a drunk and getting involved in a sham marriage and deciding your career path should be a glorified blogger.
2. Probably a menial part time service job like most teenagers get, meaning that getting a just released Xbox and Halo 3 probably wiped out most of her savings. Her father understandably criticized her for wasting money on getting a brand new game console instead of saving her money for something useful.
3. Probably normal trash talk in Xbox Live. Maybe she got teabagged a couple times. Being called a fag isn't misogyny.

Basically she decided that the perfectly normal problems of having a strict father and being teased online were worthy of being recounted like a tragic backstory. And the "Look how successful I am now!" gotcha at the end is not convincing coming from a failed prostitute working for a dying website who's trying to use a lawsuit to jumpstart her career again.

But I have to ask, Alyssa:

Is it really great showing everyone online what you did?

 

[Shigbeard]

NGL, I'd kinda pay to watch her get into a fist fight with someone.
The chances are incredibly high that he has absolutely no experience in a real fight and the moment she even gets lightly jabbed she'll fall to the floor and start crying for the police
... still wont pay a lot though. $10 admission tops...

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

@Shigbeard She put out an open invitation for people to fight her. I won't be surprised at all if/when someone walking past her just decks her. NEVER put out an open invitation for people to fight you. There is always someone bigger, stronger, and/or dirtier than you. Men know this. Women who have never faced accountability in their whole life for the things she says and the things she does is unaware of this.

 

[Shigbeard]

@Shigbeard She put out an open invitation for people to fight her. I won't be surprised at all if/when someone walking past her just decks her. NEVER put out an open invitation for people to fight you. There is always someone bigger, stronger, and/or dirtier than you. Men know this. Women who have never faced accountability in their whole life for the things she says and the things she does is unaware of this.

to be fair an open invitation to fight someone won't get you out of repercussions for fighting them. Again, would love to see someone knock that bitch out. But we have to face reality: the moment someone does, they're going straight into handcuffs.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

to be fair an open invitation to fight someone won't get you out of repercussions for fighting them. Again, would love to see someone knock that bitch out. But we have to face reality: the moment someone does, they're going straight into handcuffs.

Which is probably why she backed out of a legal match. Though I hope she doesn't go to Texas for anything. Dueling with fists is still legal and she did publicly make the match.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

1. Probably being a drunk and getting involved in a sham marriage and deciding your career path should be a glorified blogger.
2. Probably a menial part time service job like most teenagers get, meaning that getting a just released Xbox and Halo 3 probably wiped out most of her savings. Her father understandably criticized her for wasting money on getting a brand new game console instead of saving her money for something useful.
3. Probably normal trash talk in Xbox Live. Maybe she got teabagged a couple times. Being called a fag isn't misogyny.

Basically she decided that the perfectly normal problems of having a strict father and being teased online were worthy of being recounted like a tragic backstory. And the "Look how successful I am now!" gotcha at the end is not convincing coming from a failed prostitute working for a dying website who's trying to use a lawsuit to jumpstart her career again.

But I have to ask, Alyssa:
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Is it really great showing everyone online what you did?

oof... so she's a drama queen


Makes a cup of instant coffee = "I am self sufficient"
A Random 12 yr old Indian on CoD says "Show bobs and vagene" = "I survived Rape"
Strict Father = "I am a victim of child abuse"
A Random person on twitter says "You suck" = "I was a victim of societal abuse for being a woman"
A Man holds the door for her = "I was the victim of a sexist and failed rape attempt"

So when will we expect her to do a DNA test and find out she's 3.1% African then start using the race card???

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So when will we expect her to do a DNA test and find out she's 3.1% African then start using the race card???

I don't think sex at parties with the local pepperoni ingredients work that way though we could ask Patrick as he's an expert on such matters. He likes to cruise local gloryholes and gay sauna's after all.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

This is the face of someone that has sucked 100 cocks to get their job.

In a row.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

In a row.

Given how wide her mouth is and the inability to stay quiet it's likely she took multiples at once. Because she's a whore.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Alyssa, you were incredibly easy to find because your opsec is shit. All of it was public, including things YOU have posted to cope with your criticism. You are not as smart as you think you are! Stick to being a prostitute.
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>I use services to remove it from the internet
I know today's tech and gaming journalists don't know jack shit about tech and they don't play videogames (and that Alyssa Mercante specifically is a useless whore) but unironically using terms like "remove it from the internet" is severe retardation. Maybe if you didn't post your own identifying information in your coping and seething sessions to epicly own the cishet white scum, you wouldn't need to be "removing" anything, but I gotta say it's funny to watch you try.

I bet the "services" she's referring to include Elliot Dong Gone's astroturfed internet anti-bullying company. How much does that run you Alyssa? Best not splurge too much right now given that for several years already AI has been better than you at both your jobs lol. We all know how Brickface is eager to take retards' money but not so much to give back.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Doesn't help that more and more people are not using Googles search engine anymore given how shit it's gotten and it's looking like Google may need to break up. Long Gones allies may not be in the company much longer making that service useless.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The fact that she is probably paying Dong Gone exorbitant amounts of money to prevent this very thing is funny to me. Both of them seething gives me joy.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Somebody posted where it is publicly available, so I post the screenshot before she deletes it:

You should have taken an archive of the reply tweet before she deleted the 2 tweets above. Anyway here is an archive of the tweet with the google screenshot:
(A)

 

[The Hardest R]

Why Kotaku employees such morons. It destroys the company's reputation. What does that say about a company whose senior editor, instead of doing what she's supposed to, doxxes people, brags about abortions, drinking, taking drugs, unprotected sex, STDs and partying and complains about on X on some site, that she's constantly being insulted and threatened. Is this the level of Kotaku?

Kotaku has always had this reputation. Several sales and acquisitions ago, it was part of Gawker who reveled in being clickbait trash staffed by crybullies. That was the financial model of the business: retards flinging shit at people and then sobbing when anyone flung shit back at them. Reporting objectively about video games was a liability because it made them less money than crying about muh soggy knees.