Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
Is the ratty beard Chance's own idea or is it something the trolls encourage him to keep? I can't tell anymore.
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Combination of hair loss and bad hygiene. He probably thinks it makes him look like a viking warrior, but in reality it's just a natural grown bib that keeps Sally free from one more laundry cycle.
 
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sodomy lifestyle said:
Shame that the channel is gone, I'd gladly take another listen to gauge the content over again. Guess I'm more of a consumer who is willing to gloss over sloppy production as long as I'm entertained by what I'm hearing, that's likely why I have a more positive opinion on CVG than what appears to be the thread's general position.
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There's nothing wrong with listening to whatever about a topic, but if you notice things you don't agree with or are factually incorrect, you have to lower your expectations going forward.
 
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This is not some grand epiphany, but I felt a little queasy when I listened to the latest goblin calls and believe I realized what Chance's relationship goals really are.

The delusional side is simple. He'll be a professional e-racer! Start a record label that'll pump out the hottest metal karaoke albums on the market! You'll be set for life when you get with Raxx, babe!

... But what if that doesn't work out? Well, the wife will become the new Sally. She'll get a job that the goblin approves of, pay the rent, put slop on the table, and most importantly, buy Raxx all the big boi racing toys he desires. While that cuntbag is slaving away in some minimum wage job, Raxx will be the man of the house, zip-zip-zooming online all day every day, with e-racing gear your average elementary school kid can only dream of.

For the sake of the argument, let's assume that if there are kids in the house Raxx will merely be an awful role model to them. Hell, he might be so appalling that the kids will emancipate themselves at the earliest opportunity and go work night shifts at the nearest steel mill to avoid ever coming anywhere near the goblin's lifestyle.
 
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sodomy lifestyle said:
Raxx will be the man of the house, zip-zip-zooming online all day every day, with e-racing gear your average elementary school kid can only dream of.
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I think you're missing the "helping step-dad come" part of what Cyrax wants in a relationship. He couldn't care about a woman. He wants victims. (Underage children that are forced to be near him because their mother is a fucking idiot who married a pedo goblin.)
 
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NoodleFucker3000 said:
I think you're missing the "helping step-dad come" part of what Cyrax wants in a relationship. He couldn't care about a woman. He wants victims. (Underage children that are forced to be near him because their mother is a fucking idiot who married a pedo goblin.)
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I don't want to constantly loop back to the pedo arc, so I'll offer the already discussed alternative to Raxx's step-daddy obsession. The idea is that if Chance can't find a wife to be his Sally, he'll be the Sally himself, sans the work part.

In other words, he'll offer his goblin holes to Ed if he agrees to continue paying rent and cooking meals after Sally passes.
 
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Donkey Kongus said:
Fuuuuuuck the stream got copyrighted on YouTube. If anyone has it archived please post it.
Abolish copyright law
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There's a recent stream on MBM channel, was uploaded yesterday and has 14k views already. The number of people watching Chance's shitshow is growing
 
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sodomy lifestyle said:
I don't want to constantly loop back to the pedo arc, so I'll offer the already discussed alternative to Raxx's step-daddy obsession. The idea is that if Chance can't find a wife to be his Sally, he'll be the Sally himself, sans the work part.

In other words, he'll offer his goblin holes to Ed if he agrees to continue paying rent and cooking meals after Sally passes.
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Simpler answer: he's gay.
You're new to the thread, so I'll lay it out: Chance is gay. He has gay thoughts, but he's in denial about being gay. His last true and honest, non-troll GF said he was gay, and she was a liberal, so she wouldn't be saying that to be mean. He raped a BOY. He jerks off on a MAN'S STREAMS. When Marty pinned him down? HE GOT A BONER.

THE BOY IS GAY
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Simpler answer: he's gay.
You're new to the thread, so I'll lay it out: Chance is gay. He has gay thoughts, but he's in denial about being gay. His last true and honest, non-troll GF said he was gay, and she was a liberal, so she wouldn't be saying that to be mean. He raped a BOY. He jerks off on a MAN'S STREAMS. When Marty pinned him down? HE GOT A BONER.

THE BOY IS GAY
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His last true and honest non-troll "gf" was a dude. Everyone forgets the tranny.
 
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souschef said:
There's a recent stream on MBM channel, was uploaded yesterday and has 14k views already. The number of people watching Chance's shitshow is growing
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Please just link it, currently MBM's presence online is a frazzled bundle of throwaway accounts and struck channels. Doesn't help that he can't decide what streaming service he wants to use.
 
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It's chances sense of "style"
His mommy also does his trimming and shit. Iirc once when she did let him do it himself he made himself a wonky hitler stache
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I'd call it a nose hair-stache, but close enough.

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GibMoneyPls said:
I thought that ended up being a troll. Guess I'm wrong. I dont think i ever even seen that interview. My fault! That relationship with the crazy brother losing his job and becoming a minicow himself isn't brought up enough, though. That shit was funny.
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I don't even know who the fuck you're talking about lol
what brother?
But Jassmine was very serious, and did love him. She had autism, and a special interest in lolcows... She just wanted to be a caretaker, but he burned it down.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I don't even know who the fuck you're talking about lol
what brother?
But Jassmine was very serious, and did love him. She had autism, and a special interest in lolcows... She just wanted to be a caretaker, but he burned it down.
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Yeah, Dead Gay BIll never was a minicow. Is he getting Cyraxx and Chris Chan's brother mixed up? The movie review guy.
 
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Simpler answer: he's gay.
You're new to the thread, so I'll lay it out: Chance is gay. He has gay thoughts, but he's in denial about being gay. His last true and honest, non-troll GF said he was gay, and she was a liberal, so she wouldn't be saying that to be mean. He raped a BOY. He jerks off on a MAN'S STREAMS. When Marty pinned him down? HE GOT A BONER.

THE BOY IS GAY
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He's prison gay. He has no chance with women, so he copes being gay. That's why he raped billy and is into tranny shit.

We will get a Tranny Arc from Chance, it's taking too long for it to happen, but it will happen. He fills every single checkbox there is. He's textbook troon horrorcow template.
 
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