DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BlastMonk]

If you're going to bankrupt yourself a 2nd time at least have the self respect to do it in a game with some production values and not this pajeet ass ps1 graphics shit.

Watching him spend over 200 dollars on a single stream for packs blew my mind. It clicked how much money they make compared to real games. Like that money for 'a terrible pull' and 'bad characters' was more than Elden Ring and Shadow of the Erdtree dlc. Thinking of all the artistic vision, ideas, imagery, story and the fun you get from the Elden Ring compared to the shit early console models of wrestelers DSP had to spend more money to get. It's fucking crazy gacha mobile games are zoomer version of pokies

 

[Spilled Spaghett]

Because he's done a complete 180 and is pissing all over everything he supposedly stood for in these past few years. Look at all the moments we've been getting the past few days, it's hilarious.

Normally I would agree, but it would be funny if he did that and we get to see him stumble and fail. He's mask off, but he's happy, he has lots of new whales to feed his mobile game addiction. It's just DSP getting away with it.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Last night after checking his WWEC clips I thought most of my grievances with Phil were gonna be over.

I must be dented because sure as shit he’s back to being King of the Dickheads again. Of course Phil would snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

 

[Coldbeyond]

Normally I would agree, but it would be funny if he did that and we get to see him stumble and fail. He's mask off, but he's happy, he has lots of new whales to feed his mobile game addiction. It's just DSP getting away with it.

Being whaled out leading to joy is nothing new. DSP might have overflowing amounts of money being sent straight to Scopely, but the whales always run out of money or burn out on DSP. Right now it's just time to enjoy this crack addict WWEC pulling behavior.

If DSP being momentarily rich and gleeful is upsetting, DSP won't be your thing. He has always had highs and lows, sometimes the highs are super high, but they always level out to his slow decline again.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I honestly don't get it. How is this funny?

nigga do you see how unhinged he is

 

[Digger10]

Being whaled out leading to joy is nothing new. DSP might have overflowing amounts of money being sent straight to Scopely, but the whales always run out of money or burn out on DSP. Right now it's just time to enjoy this crack addict WWEC pulling behavior.

If DSP being momentarily rich and gleeful is upsetting, DSP won't be your thing. He has always had highs and lows, sometimes the highs are super high, but they always level out to his slow decline again.

Man, if I want consistency, I'll watch a sitcom. I watch lolcows for the instability.

 

[Spilled Spaghett]

Being whaled out leading to joy is nothing new. DSP might have overflowing amounts of money being sent straight to Scopely, but the whales always run out of money or burn out on DSP. Right now it's just time to enjoy this crack addict WWEC pulling behavior.

If DSP being momentarily rich and gleeful is upsetting, DSP won't be your thing. He has always had highs and lows, sometimes the highs are super high, but they always level out to his slow decline again.

My wishlist is DSP finally caves in to being a full time gambling addict. Can't stop pulling Hogans. Kat finally loses it and leaves him, takes Jasper with her. Kat was a detractor the whole time, now he can focus on his audience. Off stream picks up bad habits to cope with the loss. Needs harder stuff and does crack. Starts punching holes in the wall when whales don't juice him. It's all Evil AJs fault. People start calling him Boss instead of King. The dimensional merge completes and there is no more DSP. Only Bossmanjack.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Normally I would agree, but it would be funny if he did that and we get to see him stumble and fail. He's mask off, but he's happy, he has lots of new whales to feed his mobile game addiction. It's just DSP getting away with it.

If someone slips and falls on the first step, it might elicit a chuckle. If someone manages to get to the top of the stairs and then falls down, it's hilarious.

Besides, it's not like Phil himself is suddenly the chill positive guy he's always pretending to be. Normal, happy people who are on top of the world don't go on daily lie filled tirades about dentractors. There's been a few posts saying Phil is more entertaining when he's desperate because that makes him unhinged, but some of Phil's copecasts lately have been downright manic.

Vest streak 2.0 won't last forever, and contrary to what Phil says/thinks, he isn't suddenly some beacon of popularity that's on a redemption run. He's making money, but whether Phil makes $1, $10, or $10,000 in a stream, his net gain is always $0 because he pumps everything into Champions, so nothing has changed on that front.

If Phil is already acting this unhinged when he's apparently on top of the world, imagine how he's going to react when he realizes that his new "friends" aren't actually his friends and they were just mocking him the whole time and treating him like their pet retard.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

1k in donos and he’ll rip his shirt off. Oh god, no

 

[Corner Demon]

1k beg on fight....jesus christ

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

Getting pre-streamed on a late night stream.

 

[Spilled Spaghett]

If someone slips and falls on the first step, it might elicit a chuckle. If someone manages to get to the top of the stairs and then falls down, it's hilarious.

Fair enough. I guess I'm waiting for the pay off. To me it's just confusing that most seem to think this is the pay off and I don't get that.

 

[Telemeter]

nigga do you see how unhinged he is

Do you not realize talking to tourists is a waste of time?

 

[Telemeter]

Yes! Tips goal is back to $150!

 

[johnkimble123]

Fair enough. I guess I'm waiting for the pay off. To me it's just confusing that most seem to think this is the pay off and I don't get that.

There's like 2 paths that are inevitable, the question being which happens first:

• KC leaves (and takes their pay pigs with them) and DSP has to figure out how to retcon this whole thing
• DSP, feeling particularly strong, tries to punch up and picks the wrong fight, which makes the greater opinion worse

 

[Elite Kipchak]

1k for a hulk hogan style shirt rip, but not the one he's wearing? so what's the point? i mean his dents are retarded but surely not that retarded, right? does he possess the required strength to even rip a shirt? so many questions and I'm not sure if I want to know the answers.

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

Joon doc drops on the 2nd of September on Monday.

 

[Dona Morte]

I'm concerned for Phil's health if he believes a thumb or a dick has the color Big Show is currently afflicted with.

 

[Zertes]

Not the pony post.

Phill is a brony now, sorry, but that are the rules

 

[Corner Demon]

Oh my fucking god, he burned 15$ and then gives you a thesis on why he NEEDS the trainers for another 15$. 30$ in the span of 5 minutes for NOTHING, not even pulls.