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[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Wild to see a MF 34 YEARS OLD WOMAN having such thoughts. A literal almost middle-aged person behaving like a teenager.

An adult woman acting like an emotional teenager?? Must be a day that ends in “Y”!

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

and now she's worried about getting divorce raped ("...literal investments. her money is my money is our money.")

Wouldn't that be the most validating manly doood experience ever?

An adult woman acting like an emotional teenager?? Must be a day that ends in “Y”!

That's funny kek. But she doesn't behave simply like a teenager, she behaves like an extremely retarded and selfish teenager- and they aren't that common.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Seriously, if "trans men are men" then wouldn't her lesbian spouse leaving her be "gender affirming"? This is really the South Park episode when Mr. Garrison transitioned into a woman and he just expected Mr. Slave to stay with him. It really is control because these people argue that a straight man dating a trans woman is a straight relationship, but how dare my lesbian spouse leave me because I'm a man now!

You've got to wonder how Matt and trey got so much of the inside scoop on troons.
I know Colorado is a very troon friendly place but they are surely busy men to be endlessly observing and plotting the intricacies of this shit.
I wonder if they happened to know a particularly gross middle age marriage crashing AGP in their younger lives and have been medium distance witness to the car crash all the time, and so got a jump start for a reading on what would happen when it started noticeably spreading?
I'd be very interested to know.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You've got to wonder how Matt and trey got so much of the inside scoop on troons.
I know Colorado is a very troon friendly place but they are surely busy men to be endlessly observing and plotting the intricacies of this shit.
I wonder if they happened to know a particularly gross middle age marriage crashing AGP in their younger lives and have been medium distance witness to the car crash all the time, and so got a jump start for a reading on what would happen when it started noticeably spreading?
I'd be very interested to know.

Much of the humour of South Park comes from taking a current-day thing and taking it to its absurd conclusion. Troons, meanwhile, have no ceiling on how ridiculous they will get.

 

[Geraldine]

Anyone here feel like interpreting this dream?
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In the dream, I was a cis guy in a hotel room about to have sex with an older woman [you know, THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHO I AM AND WHAT I'D DO AS A STRAIGHT TRANS GIRL WHO LIKES GUYS.] And it.......didn't feel off. Like, at all.

Until I woke up, saw that I had a boner, and the wave of dysphoria hit me before I'd even been awake 5 mins. Been dysphoric and moody the whole day since then. Seems like the dream was put in my head just to mess with me. There were a lot of extra details to the dream I'm not even gonna get into.

I know I probably shouldn't take my dreams super seriously. They're just dreams, like thoughts are just thoughts. But when I came out, I'd never been more certain in my entire life that a trans woman is who I was. Now....it's not that I'm uncertain, but shit like this rocks my boat BAD.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

Anyone here feel like interpreting this dream?
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It sounds like a guy that's possibly been tricked by friends into thinking he's a trans faggot, but then he had a dream about what he truly likes which is fucking a woman as a man.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

Once again, hating the one kind of person who finds one attractive.
Not incidentally, but for that very reasoin
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I feel used and gross

You are

 

[Aunt Carol]

The number of trans idiots who decide to start living as if they're the sex they aren't and then totally shocked that their spouses aren't going to be OK with that is always amusing. Like... if you think this is so important that you're going to LITERALLY DIE if you can't go live as a man, how is it so surprising to you that your spouse (who was presumably attracted to you in your natal sex) is going to leave if you stop living in that sex?

The lesson here, and one that more people need to be aware of, is that if your spouse of either sex floats the "non-binary" balloon, you need to treat it as a six-month warning of troonery and quietly prepare your finances and escape plan.

A born-again trans has no problem with nuking every source of stability in their life, and has hundreds of Internet strangers telling them to cash in their retirement for tit +/- surgery. If you're attached to that they'll take you down too and not even notice or care.

 

[Wallace]

Troon gets mad because he has boy type of autism.







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[The Un-Clit]

Troon gets mad because he has boy type of autism.

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You locked onto a serious winner at failure here! Holy shite, even suicide baiting on Reddit, can you GET any more of a guarenteed 41%er? Probably not gonna end it until after paying for a butcher-surgeons new pool with his parents money or with gubmunt gibs though.

 

[RSLUG30]

Bonus from the OP:

Autism, ADHD, Troon, Fat, and fairly tall.
I believe that's a bingo.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

autism.

> socially unacceptable interests
> WW2 and history in general
History autists are even more prevalent than horse girls.

 

[Character from a movie]

> socially unacceptable interests
> WW2 and history in general
History autists are even more prevalent than horse girls.

And history female autists are more common than people think.

 

[soy woah jaque]

"Help doods, I decided to change my gender and now my lesbian wife is acting all distant ?!?!"
The number of trans idiots who decide to start living as if they're the sex they aren't and then totally shocked that their spouses aren't going to be OK with that is always amusing. Like... if you think this is so important that you're going to LITERALLY DIE if you can't go live as a man, how is it so surprising to you that your spouse (who was presumably attracted to you in your natal sex) is going to leave if you stop living in that sex? and now she's worried about getting divorce raped ("...literal investments. her money is my money is our money.") It is a series of unforced errors.

Seriously, if "trans men are men" then wouldn't her lesbian spouse leaving her be "gender affirming"? This is really the South Park episode when Mr. Garrison transitioned into a woman and he just expected Mr. Slave to stay with him. It really is control because these people argue that a straight man dating a trans woman is a straight relationship, but how dare my lesbian spouse leave me because I'm a man now!

I actually got a headache from reading that

 

[neverendingmidi]

That's the funny thing about pooners when you see their little hands holding their rotgods gently - I was thinking about how they all seem to have notably feminine hands then realsie that if I trooned out, I would be used to looking after my hands the same way I've always done life long, and they would look still like women's hands. The length you keep your nails at, the automatic fact of making sure they're clean of dirt and neat even if they aren't painted.
They way men very often have really short nails and it almost changes the shape of their finger tips as they swell a touch around the very shorn edges.

The only time my hands look rough is if I'm consistently working with wood or something on a specific project, and obv poons aren't gonna transition their work life and become carpenters or brick layers.
Without very deliberate effort of what amounts to diet self harm of roughening them, in what would probably be physically painful to more delicate hands, if they just go on as normal their hands will still look like girls hands even without decoration.

This is kind of hilarious to me. I have short fingernails because I inherited my dad's bad genetics (soft nails and bad teeth), so mine are always short. I work on mechanical shit... more or less, so my hands are rough. Even though I sometimes have to ask guys for help. I've been doing shit with my hands since I joined the military. Even before because I loved shop class (I have a maple bookcase I built, that my grandpa helped me finish), over most other optional classes in high school.

None of this makes me less a woman. But I grew up in the 90's, so there was no huge social presence saying that because I did these things I'm not a woman. And very few pooners have done half the "masculine" shit I've done.

 

[PigFarm]

So in my bored lurking of mtf, I lold at some nerd asking how he can tell if his boardgame shop is lgtb friendly. He wants to go play dnd competitions or some shit and is spooked going in even though he's "boy moding. "

Suspecting he has a hilarious post history, I go look. First post is about how he got too sad to jerk off and now his weiner shrunk and won't get hard.

Second post was about how he wanted a bra....but needs to ask his parents to buy it for him, but is too scared. My first thought was whoa, why is this underage autistic kid posting about his dick?

Then I saw....he's in college. This is a full grown adult living at home, and sad mommy won't buy him a bra.

It's astounding how they will put these intellectually and socially deficient people on hormones and fast track them to surgery. This guy is clearly stunted but hey, fill him with e. I bet he gets mom to do his shots

 

[AfghanBlue]

> socially unacceptable interests
> WW2 and history in general
History autists are even more prevalent than horse girls.

People don't dislike people interested in history or ww2.

What they dislike is you blocking the condiments aisle dressed in thigh highs and a wermact helmet.

 

[August16]

Troon gets mad because he has boy type of autism.

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Wow, I can't believe it took so long for a legitimate post like this. They're men, of course their autism manifests with the symptoms usually found in male autists. What's funny is how quick the janitor was to cope and just shut everything down - that was probably his limit of cognitive dissonance for the day, can't think about it too much or holes in his beliefs would start to show. I thought there'd be more denial than that.

I was actually thinking about how it would be funny to see a troll post saying something like "got my official autism diagnosis, am trans woman, but they say I have male autism symptoms, should I 41% ? " on the trannidits but I guess reality's better than fiction, and it was in fact just a matter of time. I hope this post will spark and spread more self doubt amongst the autistic trannies.

 

[Aunt Carol]

People don't dislike people interested in history or ww2.

What they dislike is you blocking the condiments aisle dressed in thigh highs and a wermact helmet.

ach, mein lebensraum

 

[batteredpancakes]

TiF goes to trans meetup at 12yo and another pooner gets out her packer and swings it around in everybody's faces.
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What's your most embarassing packer story?
Never used one before, but in a queer meet someone next to me pulled one out and starting swinging it like a lasso and it stretched really far and I was horrified of it hitting me in the face. This was when I was 12 which made it extra scary

And more packer stories in the comments:

Dog found it and chewed it up, mom found the chewed-up remains and threw them away

Having to tell a plumber that my 2-year old may have sent one down the toilet.

Either the time when my dog was a little puppy and she had gotten ahold of my packer and bolted out of my room. I chased after her as she dropped it near my great-grandmother, who didn't see exactly what it was. I told her it was an elephant head squishy.

Or the time when I was living with my Nana to help after her surgery and accidentally left one and she found it and texted my mom about it. Thinking it was possibly a sex toy and wondering if she left one in the room.

I dont have a packer but I did read a story on tumblr the other day about a guy whose packer fell out in front of a little kid in the Olive Garden bathroom. Without thinking, he said "That's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables." He saw the kid later eating salad at inhuman speeds.

fell out of my pants during a marching band parade

Either when I accidentally threw mine at my father while he was driving, or when I left it in the bathroom at my tattoo artists after we finished up. I had to message him and ask if my crocheted penis was there or not lol.

My stepdad's friend and his kids were staying over for a few days once and we got to talking about the animals and I mentioned my ball python who was in my room. They wanted to see her so I took them upstairs and into my room to see without thinking. Only after they left did I realise I had left my packer sat on top of the vivarium and I freaked out thinking they'd have seen it and thought it was a dildo or something because they weren't very clued up on trans stuff.

I ran into my parents room embarrassed and asked them to explain that it wasn't a dildo. Turns out none of them had even noticed it so by asking my stepdad to explain, I had basically announced it to them when I could've went about my life like normal with them having not seen it.

So yeah, I keep my dick in a drawer now when I'm not wearing it.