Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.8%

  • Total voters
    337
Fun fact: Nick is calling it a WIN that he's admitted to being a CUCK. His ex, his gay lover, Aaron, is now facing charges for NICK BEING A CUCK. Aaron cucked Nick. He's now charged with CUCKING NICK.

And NICK is the one who snitched him out for CUCKING him. Nick has literally ADMITTED to being a CUCK!

Some other dude literally had naked pics of his whore wife. That makes him a CUCK!

LMAO! CUCK CUCK CUCK!

NICK IS A CUCK!

NICK IS A CUCK!

He's pled to being a CUCK. He is now a proven CUCK!
"How do you plead, Mr. Imholte?"
"Guilty of pounding the dust out of Qayla, Your Honor. No Balldo."
"Mr. Rekieta?"
"Your Honor?"
"The court finds as a matter of law that you, Mr Rekieta, are a cuck. I hereby sentence you to sixty days for wasting the court's time. @Fapcop, I am now pronouncing the Rekietas' divorced. Nick has full custody and alimony is set for 12k a month with one year due by end of day. Enjoy Qayla's newfound freedom."
 
Nick is going to find out the hard way that there aren’t enough trips to Disney World, toys, pets, or iPads to make his kids okay with him outing himself and their mother as sexually deviant drug addicts.
He somehow thinks if he "owns" enough people on the Internet, somehow everyone in the real world, including his kids, and everyone his kids know, will somehow forget that he's a fucking disgusting degenerate who put coom ahead of the welfare of his children.
 
He somehow thinks
Let me stop you right there. Nick is all id.

For the uninitiated:
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Ya know, the 'hiding behind ambiguity' tactic really falls off the wheels when there's less and less ambiguity to hide behind.
It's not infidelity for your wife to send nudes because as all good iconoclasts know, an image of something does not contain its essence and is not a true and honest original!

What's that, Aaron fucked her too? Nooo child, an Aaron of the past fucked his past wife, but as Aaron is not fucking her at present, they are presently monogamous. Enjoy prison.
 
Fun fact: Nick is calling it a WIN that he's admitted to being a CUCK. His ex, his gay lover, Aaron, is now facing charges for NICK BEING A CUCK. Aaron cucked Nick. He's now charged with CUCKING NICK.

And NICK is the one who snitched him out for CUCKING him. Nick has literally ADMITTED to being a CUCK!

Some other dude literally had naked pics of his whore wife. That makes him a CUCK!

LMAO! CUCK CUCK CUCK!

NICK IS A CUCK!

NICK IS A CUCK!

He's pled to being a CUCK. He is now a proven CUCK!
I have a guy feeling he seethes every time someone calls him a cuck. It's a shame it's now a (interesting) matter of public record that he is, in fact, a cuckhold.
EDIT: I think this also relevant to why he's willing to pile up so many traffic violations. If you speed and it costs $1000, it matters $1000, after all! Pay no mind to the potential loss of your life, other people's lives, establishing a record of law breaking which makes you look even worse later... This is why people like him are so dangerous to society, they legitimately think that if they can pay it, it's fine. The entire world revolves around them, so the 'cost' is literal only. If he had a billion dollars, what's stopping him from driving everywhere going 160? Killing a man and trying to pay his way out of it with far better lawyers? Nothing, presumably!
Well, technically the traffic violations are worth $0 since he refuses to pay them because he's so busy.
 
It's not infidelity for your wife to send nudes because as all good iconoclasts know, an image of something does not contain its essence and is not a true and honest original!

What's that, Aaron fucked her too? Nooo child, an Aaron of the past fucked his past wife, but as Aaron is not fucking her at present, they are presently monogamous. Enjoy prison.
Aaron can't share images of Kayla, only Nick can do that in the Locals chat
 
No matter what justification he has, at the end of the day Nick simply wasn't enough to satisfy his wife. And now everyone knows it officially.

He may have a piece of paper saying he's a lawyer, but both his peers (really, his superiors) and even lay people can see how shit he is at his "profession" now, too. He couldn't even correctly handle a speeding ticket LOL.

This is a "man" who couldn't satisfy his wife, couldn't protect his children, who's own lawyer even admitted he needed lessons from the government on how to clean his home - a feat that even special needs individuals can master - and who, as a 40 year old, still needs his daddy to pay his fines and fund his lifestyle.

All his glorious inadequacies and fuck-ups are now archived on the internet forever. It means no matter what happens, we win. And we laugh 🥃
 

It's highly unlikely, but it'd be hilarious if Aaron could successfully set the precedent of cuckoldry being a valid defence to a charge of revenge porn.
Law professors will have to teach students about the "Rekieta standard" (aka the Balldo test) for what constitutes being a cuck.
 
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This nigger "trad-dad" changed to fucking pre-boiled bagged eggs even before he started the junkie-arc. (Maybe had few experiences with weed gummies and first mdma experience at this point, not entirely sure?)
If you can't even hard boil fresh eggs, you should be removed from the gene pool.

Someone is upset.

Come on, Nick. You know you want to fire up a stream. Tell us all about Sean's cowardice and Leeeeeeegul Mindset's ladyboys.
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