DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Remember when Sony studied Dave playing God of War at GDC'19? Scopley and every other gacha dev must be doing the same for his gacha habits. He's currently saying "we have to buy this right now", christ this is sad.

For those that aren't smarks but Hogan would pre but his shirts all the time it is what it is.
I have to seriously ask, are you always sloshed when you post? I don't think I've read a single post of yours where I didn't have a minor stroke.
 
I have to seriously ask, are you always sloshed when you post? I don't think I've read a single post of yours where I didn't have a minor stroke.

smark is like a wrestling fan term, to the point John and Phil's podcast about wrestling was called Smark Guys, pretty sure it's a thing. he also meant to say "Hogan would pre cut his shirts" but he hit b instead.

really wasn't that much of a disaster of a post, honestly.
 
He has officially leaned too far into this whole King shtick for me to enjoy it anymore. This arc is getting stale. Hours and hours of smugging is boring. Seeing him light up over WWEC is funny but all these streams of it is overload. Like the fat kid in Matilda, the cake is too rich and I am overstuffed.

Phil can't do anything in moderation.
 
He has officially leaned too far into this whole King shtick for me to enjoy it anymore. This arc is getting stale. Hours and hours of smugging is boring. Seeing him light up over WWEC is funny but all these streams of it is overload. Like the fat kid in Matilda, the cake is too rich and I am overstuffed.

Phil can't do anything in moderation.
If he was smart he would have actually taken a week off or something
 
I remember a similar sentiment during the vest streak.
This really is vest streak 2.0, which is why I'm not worried about this actually being a Phil redemption run. This isn't even something that's entirely unique to Phil. There's a lot of people online with poor impulse control that enjoy burning money on random stuff like this. The earliest I can think of is that dude who ran whatever gofundme-esque site was around back in the day for potato salad and ended up getting like 20k. The "joke" right now is "wouldn't it be funny to donate to an awful streamer" just like with the vest streak was "wouldn't it be funny to donate to make Phil wear a dumb vest." Or how the various speedrunning events will always have something like "$5 to shout orb" or some other forced meme. I'm sure better internet historians could pull up hundreds of other examples.

Don't get me wrong, I think it's a dumb joke and maybe this is getting into old man yells at cloud levels, but I really never understood how any of the above examples were particularly funny and not a total waste of money. The difference with all those (or at least some of) other examples is the people involved recognize that it's just a meme and have enough foresight to know the money won't last forever. Potato salad guy didn't quit his job or suddenly start spending like he'll get $20k every month. One of Phil's biggest issues is he's never learned that and, as the bankruptcy shows, was still spending like he's at the height of his YouTube days. It's why after all this time Phil is still stuck on level 1.

I totally understand if people don't like this current arc, but just like we've seen with the vest streak/Tut/Emerald 7/begathon days or any other event where Phil earned thousands of dollars, it won't last, Phil won't change/become popular and all he'll have to show for it is an expanded WWE roster
 
Watching him spend over 200 dollars on a single stream for packs blew my mind. It clicked how much money they make compared to real games. Like that money for 'a terrible pull' and 'bad characters' was more than Elden Ring and Shadow of the Erdtree dlc. Thinking of all the artistic vision, ideas, imagery, story and the fun you get from the Elden Ring compared to the shit early console models of wrestelers DSP had to spend more money to get. It's fucking crazy gacha mobile games are zoomer version of pokies
This is why I've been entertained by the new turn. He's bought 4x packs of foam pads for his wall at 70+ each, 2k PC, and LEDs on Amazon using this affirm buy now pay later crap. The likelihood he's spent more than he made on this arc so far? Extremely high. The likelihood he's spent a ton on credit, as well as blew the money coming in as it came in, without setting aside any for taxes as per norm? Extremely high. The way I see it, if PhilCoin goes to the moon, he's just going to be more unhinged and bring about his own downfall as per norm. If PhilCoin craters, he's going to be more unhinged and bring about his own downfall as per norm. Either way he'll continue to limp along and the whole damn thing will be hilarious. Normal procedures if he's getting to you, just find another lolcow for a few weeks then come binge on whatever highlights you may have missed. I suggest the Nick Rekieta shit because the spurned poly relationship lover just had a warrant issued for his arrest, so drama will abound. They're using the state to engage in tard lawfare, and the state is probably using them to get witnesses against each other for the election season.
Edit: Add the new webcam, two fight sticks, and the digital picture frame to that affirm list.
 
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The documentary comes out. Alottapeepul start watching it. Lots of people who only know the most surface level things about Phil. No doubt most will come to the conclusion that he's a lying asshole. They'll see his begging, his bankruptcy, and they'll see the bank leaks and alleged DFTR account. Some curious viewers will find Phil streaming live and click on it, trying to confirm for themselves if what they just watched is true. And they will see Phil making a spectacle, pulling Hogans live on stream, spending hundreds of dollars on a mobile game in plain view. Remember, your average casual viewer probably won't stick around a full stream. They'll click, see Phil wasting money, get all the confirmation they need, hit the x, and continue go about their lives with the idea solidified in their heads, "Phil's a faggot, Phil's fat, Phil's a loser, Phil's a beggar."

I don't see how this ends well for Phil and his reputation.

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I did about 2 months clinical working in addiction and gambling addicts were a white whale but fascinating. Phil is 100% a gambling addict, I only just watched the clip compilation and JFC it was dark except the 6 star pull, that moment confirmed the entire WWEC lie to be real. One of the reasons these streams quickly lost steam is because gambling addiction is pretty bleak and soulless. Bossman is definitely an oddity but I think the crack livens him up honestly. I think when KC return after their vacation it's over for them and Phil. I have been following PPP for a long time and one thing that actively annoys him is when people copy other people's schtick. Phil mimicking Ashton was just sad honestly because he deep down pathologically does not understand why people like Ashton and give him money.

I think this arc is up there with the bizarre levels of Liquid Chris. To log in and find Chris Chan actually question if he was Chris Chan was hilarious but just odd.

I think Turkey Tom is going to definitely going to make a return too.
 
This is unironically the best content he's ever done because he's actually well informed and able to tell his audience facts about the game he's playing. He was born to stream this game.

We finally found a subject DSP is ACTUALLY an expert on!

My best friend has played dota casually for over 7 years. He can't tell you what heroes are meta atm and I constantly have to tell him item builds (like getting sange and yasha on bristle for increased movement and healing amp for bloodstone's spell lifesteal). Meanwhile, this fucker who played it casually is spitting insane meta facts out "This card was released for this event and all players hated it" "This event was bugged and everyone got this card from free" "this card is good for beginners but falls off late game".

He's playing and researching this shit nonstop.
The fucking wild thing about this, is he really isn't all that knowledgeable about this game.

Now before you all call me felted or whatever. I literally know how to tell if someone knows something or not. I have a fancy piece of paper that says a bunch of people agree, I am fairly competent at telling if someone has learned something. And by the end you will know how too.

The punchline is, it is being able to teach someone the subject at hand. And Phil can't even explain this game satisfactorily. It is actually shameful for something he plays literally every single day.

Like, I am a sweaty try hard gamer right. So being able to list whats good and bad is like my day 1 of learning a game. Like if it is something I want to be sweaty at, I am going to immediately look at what people are using. What they used to use. Absorb a few articles on the state of the meta and then go from there.

What Phil didn't do, and it was pissing me off, is tell me why something is good or why it is shitty hue hue hue. And like if you really know your shit you can do that. I can do that for Yugioh and I only really played that for a year. The only things I have the kind of experience he does is Warhammer and Magic. And even then I never played them seven years straight. And I could, and do bore people to death on telling you if a card or model is bad just on reading. Like Yugioh I can only really tell you why a deck is good or bad if I played it or against it. And some vagaries about other decks. But Magic? You can toss me any card and I'm like oh yeah this only works if you are trying to do this and even then I have three better cards for you.

What I am trying to say is despite everything Phil only has a level 1 knowledge of this game. And thats really really sad.
My favorite line was "the internet will fund my defense", I mean if you want to talk about somebody smelling their own farts and liking it. He thinks he's famous and the whole internet is on his side now. Holy shit how can somebody be so delusional so quickly?
Hearing that made me full on MATI. This nigger has spent 15 years bawling, that he has been judged guilty in the court of public opinion without a trial. Even longer when you factor in his FGC rants. Hell even his weirdo incel rants. His whole life has been at the mercy of public opinion and its bullshit.

So now that he thinks he has it on his side, does he understand the ways it can ruin people and that it is a terrible tool to be used as a bludgeon? Fuck no. Bludgeoning time for Phil. All while fall!
 
I for one am loving the current arc, the writers have really stepped up this season. What happened to the ”stay in my lane, don’t get involved in drama” Phil?

Phil is a creature of habit that never learns. The well will eventually dry, and all the payments he’s been accumulating will hit him in the face all at once. Not to mention that he’s also exposing himself to the Sektur.

SmugSydePhil is a trainwreck waiting to happen, I know I’ll just be poiting and laughing along the way.
 
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